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How to shave your bits

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    #2
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    With a Rambo knife, like a real man.


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    #3
    Dr_Phil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    All around...


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    #4
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    neat and tidy bush = yes please

    baldy balls = no thanks


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    #5
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Here*












    *Replace inner metal wire thing with a razer blade.


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    #6
    Scambuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Scambuster


    Imaac or drain fluid but you have to wash it off quick.


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    #7
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    wax dem balls OP. Wax dem real gud


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    #8
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Shave or trim?
    Shaved-not so much.
    Trim- definitely.


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    #9
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Like a real man.


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    #10
    scotchy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭scotchy


    Carefully


    .

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



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    #11
    rebel10
    Registered Users Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    0verblood wrote: »
    Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?
    Ladies think they would not like to think a bout it when they have just finished their tea!
    Ewwwwww.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgeJZUzAXAQEsy5-cf7GBmsMt2OkPoU6jSEV8_zgQZ5Cb28dEpsQ
    Obviously not a lady ^^^^but same thing!


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    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    So I should use the wax stuff that you just wash off after 10 minutes? I actually cut my balls today and they bled a bit!


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    #13
    Richard tea
    Registered Users Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭Richard tea


    just burn the hair off with a blow torch;)


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    #14
    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    Ok for those who trim their balls, how do you do it?


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    #15
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Pluck


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    First boil a kettle and decant some tepid water into a wideish bowl.

    Hang the scrot into the water for about 8-10 minutes till she is tissue thin.

    With one hand massage some shaving oil into the nut purse, then draw the cluster up and gently shave the underside

    Pull to the right and the left and repeat,making sure the balls are avoided at all costs.

    Finally dust down with good quality talc and away you go.

    Eileen Dunne could go down on you, and you wouldn't feel ashamed.


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    #17
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiGqsvZvfo


    Instructional Vid


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    #18
    Scambuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Scambuster


    Google "booyah video"


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    #19
    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    Squat naked as near the fire as you can get..... then fart.

    The necessary singeing should take place resulting in a hair free crack and sack.


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    #20
    Nforce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Get this guy to do it for you.....


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    #21
    JG009
    Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    I used veet on my crack and ring and part of the stone protector. I wouldn't recommend it. Waxing is just so sore though. I like the blow torch idea. I think lynx and a lighter might also work.


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    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    straight edge razor and a lot of good shaving soap then stretch them and take your time


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    #23
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Seriously, a Mach 3 or equivalent, hot water and lots of shaving cream. Don't worry about every hair, just shave gently until the skin feels smooth enough. Any more shaving after that WILL lead to bloodshed. I've been there.
    straight edge razor

    Goddamn Gentlemen's Lounge masochists. That advice is suicidal if you've never used a straight edge razor. You might as well take a scissors to your balls if you follow that advice.


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    #24
    Krieg
    Registered Users Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    With fire, then I beat the flames out with a hammer


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    #25
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??


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    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    get it done with the laser. bonus would be that your future kids could be born with superpowers


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    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??


    This much: |
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    #28
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Men are supposed to be hairy. Unless they are gay!!! Step away from the razor!!!


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    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    get it done with the laser. bonus would be that your future kids could be born with superpowers

    ...or not born at all.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

    You'd be surprised-Can look like a forest on some men!


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    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Why would ya bother shaving your bollox though, unless the OP is considering a career in porn, which is understandable in these recessionary times . . . ;)

    Just carefully trim the fur from around the base of your knob, it'll make it look bigger. Not saying the OP has a small knob. Works.


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