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Gerry Ryan

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  • 24-04-2010 1:24am
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    starbelgrade
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    Let's see.. he's fat, ugly & gets paid vasts amounts of our licence fees to spout pervy sh*te like this, which I heard on his show last Christmas...

    Woman rings in to tell Ryan that, whilst she was putting a Christmas card on the mantlepiece over her fireplace, a candle, which was sitting on the fireplace hearth, set fire to the long skirt she was wearing & it went up in a puff of smoke.

    What was Gerry's first question?

    "Did it set fire to your knickers too?"

    The guy is a numpty lech.

    Has anyone got a good word to say about him?


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    El Weirdo
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    Degsy?


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    arsenallegend
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    ass


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    Wibbs
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    I used to find him ok actually until once I heard him on his radio show interviewing a woman who had been sexually assaulted while under the influence of roofies. He was very prurient and actually creepy as he was looking to extract more details. :s no. Like I say hes generally grand and even entertaining but that stuck out for me.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    galwayrush
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    I find if you don't like a particular radio show, you can change the station.:rolleyes:


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    starbelgrade
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    galwayrush wrote: »
    I find if you don't like a particular radio show, you can change the station.:rolleyes:

    That's all very well, but we actually pay for this particular station.


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    alwaysadub
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    You've been holding onto that story since Christmas??


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    JCDUB
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    It's been said that aul Gerry is a fan of the devil's dandruff.

    Surely there could be no truth in that, could there.....?


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    Posy
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You've been holding onto that story since Christmas??
    Ha, I thought someone had just resurrected a thread from months ago for a minute there.. :o


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    galwayrush
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    That's all very well, but we actually pay for this particular station.

    Along with others, but we can't listen to them all at the one time.:D


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    starbelgrade
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You've been holding onto that story since Christmas??

    I'm a slow typist. One letter per day.


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    Posy
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    I wish somebody had filmed Gerry Ryan's reaction to being told he wasn't getting 'The Late Late' and put it on you-tube. I bet it would have been great.


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    starbelgrade
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    Posy wrote: »
    I wish somebody had filmed Gerry Ryan's reaction to being told he wasn't getting 'The Late Late' and put it on you-tube. I bet it would have been great.

    It would be a very long clip, watching all his jaws dropping.


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    Posy
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    Are you insinuating he has a weight problem??! :eek::D


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    starbelgrade
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    Posy wrote: »
    Are you insinuating he has a weight problem??! :eek::D

    No. But he does need planning permission everytime he wants to sit down.


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    --LOS--
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    No but he's the full of that suit anyways.


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    tony1kenobi
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Has anyone got a good word to say about him?

    I understand he excelled at University and his parents were proud of him.


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    sdanseo
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Woman rings in to tell Ryan that, whilst she was putting a Christmas card on the mantlepiece over her fireplace, a candle, which was sitting on the fireplace hearth, set fire to the long skirt she was wearing & it went up in a puff of smoke.

    What was Gerry's first question?

    "Did it set fire to your knickers too?"

    Tbh that makes him a bit of a ledgebag ;)


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    --LOS--
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    what's wrong with Gerry Ryan? I think he's funtawstick.


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    seanybiker
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    He is a ****ing muppet. He thinks he is a shock jock, all he is is a ****ing muppet who says anything just to get us joe soaps to listen to him. Sure jaysus he talks about everyone and their mother then asks for privacy when his wife ****s off. I really wish he would make a joke about extremist muslims. He thinks he is a celebrity but we all know he is a ****ing dope. Dont get me started on that prick. I would love to talk to him and put him in his place. Im angry now seriously. I hate him.


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    sdanseo
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    seanybiker wrote: »
    He is a ****ing muppet. He thinks he is a shock jock, all he is is a ****ing muppet who says anything just to get us joe soaps to listen to him. Sure jaysus he talks about everyone and their mother then asks for privacy when his wife ****s off. I really wish he would make a joke about extremist muslims. He thinks he is a celebrity but we all know he is a ****ing dope. Dont get me started on that prick. I would love to talk to him and put him in his place. Im angry now seriously. I hate him.

    Breathe in, count to ten. He's not THAT bad.


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    starbelgrade
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    sdonn wrote: »
    Breathe in, count to ten. He's not THAT bad.

    True, he's not Joe.


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    seanybiker
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    sdonn wrote: »
    Breathe in, count to ten. He's not THAT bad.

    oh he is that bad. I cant count to 10, maybe Im just annoyed from the school around the corner days. I thought meself and the twin would get on the show because we where twins lol.


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    starbelgrade
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    seanybiker wrote: »
    oh he is that bad. I cant count to 10, maybe Im just annoyed from the school around the corner days. I thought meself and the twin would get on the show because we where twins lol.

    There's two of you?

    Sh*t!!! Maybe you should talk to Joe! :p


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    seanybiker
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    There's two of you?

    Sh*t!!! Maybe you should talk to Joe! :p
    twin is totally different than me lol.


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    starbelgrade
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    Gerry Ryan also has a twin. He lives somewhere within Gerry Ryan's body.


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    --LOS--
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    seanybiker wrote: »
    oh he is that bad. I cant count to 10, maybe Im just annoyed from the school around the corner days. I thought meself and the twin would get on the show because we where twins lol.

    I have one of those too :pac:

    I'm one of those novelty people :pac:


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    starbelgrade
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    Seany Biker - meet LOS... seperated at birth, re-united on AH.

    Christ, it would bring a tear to a glass eye.


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    --LOS--
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Seany Biker - meet LOS... seperated at birth, re-united on AH.

    Christ, it would bring a tear to a glass eye.

    sorry seany mine is a girl as am I!


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    Rabies
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    People get worked up constantly over him.

    Its our money, blah blah blah.

    The thing is, you must be in a minority. People like him, he gets paid because he gets the radio ratings. There is big competition to him in Ireland that i know of.

    Like the housing crises. The market demand sets the price.


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    artanevilla
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    --LOS-- wrote: »
    sorry seany mine is a girl as am I!

    Dear diary. Jackpot.


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