The most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?

Fago! · 30-09-2009 12:57PM #1

Mine? Today I was caught wankin'. By my Dad!:o

He walks into the livin' room too see me, pants at ankles watchin the best of Kylie Minogue.* He quickly grabbed whatever he was lookin' for and left.

Things between me and him are awkward enough as it is (Dunno why exactly). He acted real cool and said "It's alright" but I know he's tellin his friends at the moment, who'll tell their sons (Who are my friends) and I know he'll tell my mam, and she'll tell my sister, and she'll tell her mates.... AAAAHHHHH THE HORROR!!! I can't look at him now.:o

I hope you'll make me feel a little bit better with your red faced moments.

Also, the worst thing is, I couldn't finish after he left cause all I could see was his judgemental face.:o

I should clarify HE was out at the time. Iwas alone in the house and the front door was locked. He's usually mad loud opeming the front door but today he was like a ninja.

Sleipnir · 30-09-2009 01:01PM

In the living room?? Use the bathroom or your bedroom you sick bastard!

And you tried to finish?

Fago! · 30-09-2009 01:03PM

Sleipnir wrote: »

In the living room?? Use the bathroom or your bedroom you sick bastard!

And you tried to finish?

The toilet is too uncomfortable.

Was gonna try finish but I was too horrified.

Blazer · 30-09-2009 01:07PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

The toilet is too uncomfortable.

Was gonna try finish but I was too horrified.

ur a sick sick puppy :eek:

renraw · 30-09-2009 01:07PM

ahahahahaha if its true ahahahaha

Sleipnir · 30-09-2009 01:09PM

Oh, well so long as your comfortable :rolleyes:

Sorry, I'm not going to relieve your embarrassment by offering my own moments. You'll just have to live with it.
I just hope your old man calls the parish priest in to have a little talk with you and hear your confession.:pac:

In future, hide your shame!

Lux23 · 30-09-2009 01:09PM

Probably weeing myself at a birthday party when I was 9, I used to be afraid of using other people's toilets when I was child so I would always try to hold in. Well suffice to say after pissing myself at 9 in front of 14 kids I quickly grew out of that fear, I still cringe thinking about this.

Fago! · 30-09-2009 01:09PM

Berkut wrote: »

ur a sick sick puppy :eek:

It's not as if I was gonna try finish when He was still there.

TheInquisitor · 30-09-2009 01:11PM

Most embarrassing thing that happened to me was catching my son **** today. I heard loads of oohing and ahhhing coming from the sitting room so went to investigate, and there he was going 90 on it. I even think he may have tried to finish after i'd left. Very embarrassing...

Canis Lupus · 30-09-2009 01:16PM

But.... You're in the living room having at it and your dad walks in...

I don't understand how you could be doing that at anytime when other people would be in the house. Bedroom or toilet yes cos people don't barge in but to be in the living room with your trousers down commencing in hand to gland combat makes no sense.

EDIT: And to not hear your dad approaching the door either...

ScumLord · 30-09-2009 01:17PM

At least he didn't ask you if you needed a hand.

Quint · 30-09-2009 01:18PM

Sleipnir wrote: »

And you tried to finish?

LOL!

Fago! · 30-09-2009 01:20PM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

But.... You're in the living room having at it and your dad walks in...

I don't understand how you could be doing that at anytime when other people would be in the house. Bedroom or toilet yes cos people don't barge in but to be in the living room with your trousers down commencing in hand to gland combat makes no sense.

EDIT: And to not hear your dad approaching the door either...

I should clarify HE was out at the time. and the door was locked. He's usually mad loud knockin things over, but today he was like a ninja.

az2wp0sye65487 · 30-09-2009 01:24PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

I should clarify HE was out at the time. and the door was locked. He's usually mad loud knockin things over, but today he was like a ninja.

A ****-spying Ninja!

Fizman · 30-09-2009 01:25PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

He acted real cool and said "It's alright"

I'd just like to point out that there is nothing cool about a grown man saying "It's alright" while looking at his own son lashing into himself.

I reckon the 'cool' thing to do would have been to slowly back away. Nothing needs to be said or done in a situation like that tbh.

It should have panned out something like this...... :pac:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Abe-Simpson-walking-in-and-out-the-simpsons-7414427-320-240.gif

Fago! · 30-09-2009 01:28PM

Fizman wrote: »

I'd just like to point out that there is nothing cool about a grown man saying "It's alright" while looking at his own son lashing into himself.

Also what was weird about him say "It's alright" was that he said it like he was saying "It's alright, I forgive you"

Quint · 30-09-2009 01:30PM

When it comes to banging one out, what's worse:

Your dad walking in on you
or
You walking in on your dad?

Vain · 30-09-2009 01:30PM

Op do you have super soft hands?

oldyouth · 30-09-2009 01:31PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

Also, the worst thing is, I couldn't finish after he left cause all I could see was his judgemental face.:o quote]

He was probably hoping you had grown out of that behaviour when you turned 30

kittenkiller · 30-09-2009 01:32PM

Brilliant.
Thank you Fago_25.
Never going to be able to look at Kylie or (your dad) in the same light again, but totally worth it!

I've got nothing to contribute to make you feel less bad unfortunately, I'm pretty much perfect.

OMG and you've posted your pic on boards.ie to make things so much worse!!

Sleipnir · 30-09-2009 01:35PM

BUT YOU TRIED TO FINISH! A normal person would say to themselves
"hmmm. Perhaps this is not the right time, or location for me to be doing this right now"

You shrugged your shoulders and tried to make another dash for the finish line!

Oi, oi, oi!

Even George Costanza stopped when his mother caught him. That makes you worse than him!

Fizman · 30-09-2009 01:35PM

Quint wrote: »

When it comes to banging one out, what's worse:

Your dad walking in on you
or
You walking in on your dad?

If I EVER caught my Dad doing the dirt on my mom, even with Pam, I would beat the life out of him.

No questions asked.

scenario A is far more natural occurrence anyway tbh :pac:

Iang87 · 30-09-2009 01:35PM

look on the bright side at least he didnt ask if you wanted a hand

Sleipnir · 30-09-2009 01:37PM

Fago_25 wrote: »

Also what was weird about him say "It's alright" was that he said it like he was saying "It's alright, I forgive you"

I bloody wouldn't. I like Kylie but God help your old man; any time he sees her he's going to break into a sweat.

oisinmc14 · 30-09-2009 01:38PM

Iang87 wrote: »

look on the bright side at least he didnt ask if you wanted a hand

if he did say that he would be crowned the most witty person ever

Zadkiel · 30-09-2009 01:40PM

"I came down to the breakfast table
felt like I could die
Tried so hard but wasn't able
to look you in the eye

For i'm feeling so much shame
yes i have brought disgrace
i can tell i've soiled my good name
by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
talk to me dad

I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door
with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise
like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
but I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said, "Could ya close the door I really wanna finish"
Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so
it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it I was really crankin it
Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
just because it was your bed
it's not that-
now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
talk to me dad"

Thank you Stephen Lynch. A song for every occassion

4zn76tysfajdxp · 30-09-2009 01:43PM

Sleipnir wrote: »

I like Kylie but God help your old man; any time he sees her he's going to break into a sweat.

Just like his son, really.

allanb49 · 30-09-2009 01:49PM

Quint wrote: »

When it comes to banging one out, what's worse:

Your dad walking in on you
or
You walking in on your dad?

What about walking in on the mother....

Neamhshuntasach · 30-09-2009 01:50PM

So what film did you watch today? Was it American Pie or maybe Sex Drive?

orestes · 30-09-2009 01:53PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1QAsPLNDVc

tbh · 30-09-2009 01:59PM

a mate of mine was caught by his mam who started screaming "JESUS CHRIST, JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????" must send him a text to remind him actually.

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