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New male contraceptive injection 99 per cent effective!

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    #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A smartie is more effective, if the woman can manage to keep it held between her knees.;)


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    #3
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    99%, feck that, I don't want to be having 3.65 kids every year :eek:


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    #4
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    A pity about the HIV, the clap, the crabs, the warts etc.


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    Blisterman
    Registered Users Posts: 7,452 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Sweet. Where do I sign up?


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    greendom
    Registered Users Posts: 16,382 ✭✭✭✭greendom


    The_Minister wrote: »
    A pity about the HIV, the clap, the crabs, the warts etc.

    Obviously not if you're in a stable relationship - presumably the target market ?


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    #7
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    "An injection of testosterone into the buttocks"

    That sounds ****ing gay, count me out.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    greendom wrote: »
    Obviously not if you're in a stable relationship - presumably the target market ?

    I'm in a stable relationship with a HIV positive crab who has a really loud clap and a fungal infection. Clearly this is not the contraception for me.


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    #9
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Once a month, man id be p!ssed if i got nothing during a month.


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    JessieJames
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭JessieJames


    "There were no serious side effected reported in any of the men, unlike previous studies on hormonal male contraceptive. Some of the side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a LOWERED SEX DRIVE"- thats the secret behind the injection ;)


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    greendom
    Registered Users Posts: 16,382 ✭✭✭✭greendom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I'm in a stable relationship with a HIV positive crab who has a really loud clap and a fungal infection. Clearly this is not the contraception for me.

    :D Horses for courses


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    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Sounds like a load of bollix to me. :cool:


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    #13
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I have a 100% effective method of contraception that I use.

    I call it my personality.


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    #14
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I awiat the invention that allows conception without the receptacle.

    like a futuristic kleenex


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    #15
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,032 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    No No No.... we inject you. Its worked that way for quite some time now


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    #16
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    man i feel sorry for the poor chinese guy who decided to take part in the medical study (probably badly needing the money), and is now stuck with a kid.


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    #17
    VaccinalBowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭VaccinalBowl


    Stuff inserted in my ass. Where do I sign up?


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    #18
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    VaccinalBowl wrote: »
    Stuff inserted in my ass. Where do I sign up?

    Banned for using an alternate account to evade a ban.


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    #19
    passive
    Registered Users Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    Compulsary shots with (long/infinite/2nd generation term) social welfare payments, mebbe? I think we haz a solution!


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    #20
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    what about someone as virile as me?


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    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    jester77 wrote: »
    99%, feck that, I don't want to be having 3.65 kids every year :eek:

    That's generally why people double up dude.


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    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I'm in a stable relationship with a HIV positive crab who has a really loud clap and a fungal infection. Clearly this is not the contraception for me.

    its Paris Hilton isnt it?


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    #23
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    A prick in the ass once a month?

    No thanks.


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    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,983 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    In all but two of the men in this study, reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections.

    What happened to those two?


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    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    I like the idea of using it to control the breeding of the underclasses. Perhaps it could be mandatory at welfare offices and methadone clinics.


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    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Nice job for the Guinea Pigs!


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    #27
    halfinch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭halfinch


    Theres not a women in Ireland who would trust a man if just before the deed he turns around and
    'Its alright love Im on the pill'

    Not a hope in fkn hell!!!!


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    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    zuroph wrote: »
    man i feel sorry for the poor chinese guy who decided to take part in the medical study (probably badly needing the money), and is now stuck with a kid.

    If it was girl he probably put it in the bin. :(


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    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    "contraceptive is a form of testosterone that is injected into the buttocks once a month"

    "side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."

    "reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections"

    Fcuk that, she can take the pill.


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    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    stepbar wrote: »
    "contraceptive is a form of testosterone that is injected into the buttocks once a month"

    "side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."

    "reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections"

    Fcuk that, she can take the pill.
    and if she "forgets" it?


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    congo_90
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I have a 100% effective method of contraception that I use.

    I call it my personality.

    i've one similar. Its called my face. generally 100% effective at keepin the baby holder away


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