New male contraceptive injection 99 per cent effective!

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http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20090505/male_injection_090505/20090505?hub=TopStories

needle in the arse not so nice, but worth it :E

galwayrush

A smartie is more effective, if the woman can manage to keep it held between her knees.;)

jester77

99%, feck that, I don't want to be having 3.65 kids every year :eek:

The_Minister

A pity about the HIV, the clap, the crabs, the warts etc.

Blisterman

Sweet. Where do I sign up?

greendom

The_Minister wrote: »

A pity about the HIV, the clap, the crabs, the warts etc.

Obviously not if you're in a stable relationship - presumably the target market ?

SoWatchaWant

"An injection of testosterone into the buttocks"

That sounds ****ing gay, count me out.

dr.bollocko

greendom wrote: »

Obviously not if you're in a stable relationship - presumably the target market ?

I'm in a stable relationship with a HIV positive crab who has a really loud clap and a fungal infection. Clearly this is not the contraception for me.

Vain

Once a month, man id be p!ssed if i got nothing during a month.

JessieJames

"There were no serious side effected reported in any of the men, unlike previous studies on hormonal male contraceptive. Some of the side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a LOWERED SEX DRIVE"- thats the secret behind the injection

greendom

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'm in a stable relationship with a HIV positive crab who has a really loud clap and a fungal infection. Clearly this is not the contraception for me.

Horses for courses

Captain Darling

Sounds like a load of bollix to me. :cool:

AnonoBoy

I have a 100% effective method of contraception that I use.

I call it my personality.

My name is URL

I awiat the invention that allows conception without the receptacle.

like a futuristic kleenex

Overheal

No No No.... we inject you. Its worked that way for quite some time now

zuroph

man i feel sorry for the poor chinese guy who decided to take part in the medical study (probably badly needing the money), and is now stuck with a kid.

VaccinalBowl

Stuff inserted in my ass. Where do I sign up?

javaboy

VaccinalBowl wrote: »

Stuff inserted in my ass. Where do I sign up?

Banned for using an alternate account to evade a ban.

passive

Compulsary shots with (long/infinite/2nd generation term) social welfare payments, mebbe? I think we haz a solution!

JIZZLORD

what about someone as virile as me?

Zillah

jester77 wrote: »

99%, feck that, I don't want to be having 3.65 kids every year :eek:

That's generally why people double up dude.

omyatari

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'm in a stable relationship with a HIV positive crab who has a really loud clap and a fungal infection. Clearly this is not the contraception for me.

its Paris Hilton isnt it?

johnny_knoxvile

A prick in the ass once a month?

No thanks.

Cuddlesworth

In all but two of the men in this study, reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections.

What happened to those two?

Mr.Lizard

I like the idea of using it to control the breeding of the underclasses. Perhaps it could be mandatory at welfare offices and methadone clinics.

boardinwork

Nice job for the Guinea Pigs!

halfinch

Theres not a women in Ireland who would trust a man if just before the deed he turns around and
'Its alright love Im on the pill'

Not a hope in fkn hell!!!!

SoupyNorman

zuroph wrote: »

man i feel sorry for the poor chinese guy who decided to take part in the medical study (probably badly needing the money), and is now stuck with a kid.

If it was girl he probably put it in the bin.

stepbar

"contraceptive is a form of testosterone that is injected into the buttocks once a month"

"side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."

"reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections"

Fcuk that, she can take the pill.

994

stepbar wrote: »

"contraceptive is a form of testosterone that is injected into the buttocks once a month"

"side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."

"reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections"

Fcuk that, she can take the pill.

and if she "forgets" it?

congo_90

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I have a 100% effective method of contraception that I use.

I call it my personality.

i've one similar. Its called my face. generally 100% effective at keepin the baby holder away

stepbar

994 wrote: »

and if she "forgets" it?

Well welcome to fatherhood so

netwhizkid

Condoms FTW otherwise become a priest! Will this new "Man Pill" make us gain weight? Pig out and lose interest in sex and the relationship? How will this effect our periods..... of man flu? Also will it be available in the jax of a niteclub for €4 for two?

SoupyNorman

netwhizkid wrote: »

Condoms FTW otherwise become a priest!

Yeah, Priests pull out!

stepbar

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Yeah, Priests pull out!

Some haven't

Zippitydoo

Condoms FTW otherwise become a priest! Will this new "Man Pill" make us gain weight? Pig out and lose interest in sex and the relationship? How will this effect our periods..... of man flu? Also will it be available in the jax of a niteclub for €4 for two?

I'll go splits with ye if they do! Take that recession.

tombull82

stepbar wrote: »

"side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."
QUOTE]

So we would be female then??

Nevyn

stepbar wrote: »

"contraceptive is a form of testosterone that is injected into the buttocks once a month"

"side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."

"reproductive function returned to normal range within six months of stopping the injections"

Fcuk that, she can take the pill.

Ha the pill has those side effects and a lot more.

fúck it every 16 year old bloke should be made donate about a pint of sperm over 3 month to be frozen and then they all should get the snip.
Problem solved.

SoupyNorman

Thaedydal wrote: »

fúck it every 16 year old bloke should be made donate about a pint of sperm over 3 month to be frozen and then they all should get the snip.
Problem solved.

3months, teh...I could produce about a pint in a day when I was 16.

stepbar

Thaedydal wrote: »

Ha the pill has those side effects and a lot more.

fúck it every 16 year old bloke should be made donate about a pint of sperm over 3 month to be frozen and then they all should get the snip.
Problem solved.

Ah, but you don't have to take a needle in the arse

Tar.Aldarion

this + pill + condom + woman injection. You'd have to be ****ing ul.

Elle Victorine

Trust youngwans on this one...if all you get is an injection in the arse ye're doin well.

However this has to be a big improvement on the male pill...didn't that stop ejaculation completely??? I mean that has to be the most unnatural experience for a man ever!


I wouldn't hold your breaths on this though...30months isn't long enough.

bronte

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

this + pill + condom + woman injection. You'd have to be ****ing ul.

Agreed!

PaddyBomb

Having to take the injection once a month? Sounds like a pain in the arse to me :-)

Naos

JessieJames wrote: »

"There were no serious side effected reported in any of the men, unlike previous studies on hormonal male contraceptive. Some of the side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a LOWERED SEX DRIVE"- thats the secret behind the injection

stepbar wrote: »

"side effects of those formulations have been mood swings and a lowered sex drive."


Fcuk that, she can take the pill.

The lowered sex drive is for previous male injections/pills, this injection does not have that side effect.

midlandsmissus

netwhizkid wrote: »

Condoms FTW otherwise become a priest! Will this new "Man Pill" make us gain weight? Pig out and lose interest in sex and the relationship? How will this effect our periods..... of man flu? Also will it be available in the jax of a niteclub for €4 for two?

man injection keep up

Compak

Sorry lads it aint going to work.

Its being tried before and failed.

500mg/month injection is a standard now used for hormone replacement therapy, its side effects does not include effective inability to fertilise.

Trial looks flawed on so many levels esp a 33% drop out rate

Also while some have lowered sex drive from meesing the hormone balance many have hugely increased libido.