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What kind of Catholic are you?

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  • 01-04-2009 2:09am
    #1
    Trouser_Press
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    What kind of Catholic are you? 177 votes

    I am a practising Catholic, I attend Mass weekly and I believe in the teachings of the church.
    0% 0 votes
    I am a Catholic - I don't attend Mass weekly, but I do believe in the teachings of the church.
    11% 21 votes
    I am a Catholic, but there are several teachings of the church with which I disagree.
    8% 15 votes
    I was 'born' a Catholic, but I do not practise - I believe in God, but I go my own way.
    18% 33 votes
    I was 'born' a Catholic, but I am now an Agnostic.
    31% 55 votes
    I was 'born' a Catholic, but I am now an Athiest.
    29% 53 votes


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    copacetic
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    so everyone is catholic?


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    #3
    starbelgrade
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    I was born a Catholic, but after a few pints, decided that "acloholic" was very similar in spelling & a lot more fun.


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    #4
    javaboy
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    Practised for years but never got the hang of it.


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    #5
    BeerWolf
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    One that's an atheist


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    #6
    A racy brainrot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭A racy brainrot


    Perhaps this be posted in the religion and Spirituality forum? :confused:


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    #7
    Trouser_Press
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    copacetic wrote: »
    so everyone is catholic?

    Where precisely was that claim made? :rolleyes: The poll is directed at current/former.....Catholics.


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    copacetic
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Were exactly was that claim made? :rolleyes:

    in the poll options, unless you thought this was a catholic only forum:confused:


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    markok84
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    javaboy wrote: »
    Practised for years but never got the hang of it.

    The trick is to leave the bottle of coke and the crisps on the floor so you have both hands free.


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    #10
    pisslips
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    An ultra-darwinist one.


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    starbelgrade
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Were exactly was that claim made? :rolleyes:

    In the Vatican at their last meeting - there were some rumours going around that the Pope was in fact a practising Muslim Facist. The claims were of course, unsubstantiated.


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    A racy brainrot
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Were exactly was that claim made? :rolleyes:

    Obviously!
    We all get drunk twenty four seven as well sure


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    liah
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    I was at no point in my life a Catholic so I cannot answer this poll...

    I actually stopped believing in God well before I stopped believing in Santa..


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    #14
    Trouser_Press
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    In the Vatican at their last meeting

    Jesus! I missed that! So the Vatican is claiming that everyone on Boards.ie is a Catholic? Do they **** in the woods too?


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    portomar
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    copacetic wrote: »
    so everyone is catholic?

    no, but the question being ''what kind of catholic are you'' would suggest to me that poll is aimed at catholics. duh.


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    starbelgrade
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    A racy brainrot wrote: »
    Obviously!
    We all get drunk twenty four seven as well sure

    Speak for yourself. I NEVER, ever, ever drink on Wednesdays between the hours of 3 and 4pm.


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    #17
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    copacetic wrote: »
    in the poll options, unless you thought this was a catholic only forum:confused:

    You're right, I thought this was vaticanboards.ie - my mistake. :rolleyes:


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    In the Vatican at their last meeting - there were some rumours going around that the Pope was in fact a practising Muslim Facist. The claims were of course, unsubstantiated.

    Of course after that it was then proven that the pope is actually snooker loopy


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    markok84
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Do they **** in the woods too?
    no but I'm pretty sure some of them fiddle with little kiddies.


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    #20
    Trouser_Press
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Speak for yourself. I NEVER, ever, ever drink on Wednesdays between the hours of 3 and 4pm.

    Fair play, I only make it to 3.23.


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    starbelgrade
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    Trouser_Press wrote: »
    Fair play, I only make it to 3.23.

    Then you are an alcoholic my friend, face up to it - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.


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    #22
    Trouser_Press
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    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Of course after that it was then proven that the pope is actually snooker loopy

    After 96 pints Bill Werbeniuk used to think he was the Pope. So did I.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    You need a "not a catholic" option. It's like the bleedy cencus this only less accurate (if such a thing is possible!)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #24
    Trouser_Press
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Then you are an alcoholic my friend, face up to it - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

    I know. But it's great craic.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    You need a "not born a catholic" option. It's like the bleedin' census this only less accurate (if such a thing is possible!)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #26
    Trouser_Press
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    You need a "not a catholic" option. It's like the bleedy cencus this only less accurate (if such a thing is possible!)

    The "bleedy cencus"? :confused:

    Have you, like Pope Bill Werbeniuk, been drinking?


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    #27
    starbelgrade
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    You need a "not born a catholic" option.

    I agree - there should be a "born a pagan heathen" option.


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    #28
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Not a single practising Catholic on Boards.ie so far. Hell, I tell you, hell's where you're going.


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    #29
    Trouser_Press
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I agree - there should be a "born a pagan heathen" option.

    No, no, no: this is a Catholics Only thread - because Catholics R Us. Cough.


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    #30
    Gazza22
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    A jebus hater


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    #31
    Karl Hungus
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    Catholicism should be abolished. Torn down like the Berlin wall. Then all will be right with the country.


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