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After Hours Chivalry Society

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  • #52
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Bodice ripping is all well and good, but then what happens when what was a heaving chest is now sadly lacking?
    as fine upstanding gentlemen of the highest calibre, I guess you'd have to grin and bear it*

    *sucks to be you :P


  • #53
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

    were you watching Downton abbey?
    we all know women are better than men at some things and vica versa.


  • #54
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    How so Joe wrote: »
    Bodice ripping is all well and good, but then what happens when what was a heaving chest is now sadly lacking? :(

    Do the funky chicken. Will take away from your droopy diddys. :D


  • #55
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    Kiera wrote: »
    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

    Opening the doors for ourselves.


  • #56
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I am with the OP us men need to be more chivalrous around the lady folk of after hours.; So all our foul language and term involving genitalia should be covered in spoilers to protect the fairer sex delicate constitution so they may not have an episode of hysteria.


  • #57
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    44leto wrote: »
    I am with the OP us men need to be more chivalrous around the lady folk of after hours.; So all our foul language and term involving genitalia should be covered in spoilers to protect the fairer sex delicate constitution so they may not have an episode of hysteria.

    TBH i'd say us wimmins are more vulgar than you lot of pansies :P


  • #58
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    God... wrote: »
    No, chivalry is dead.
    Dudess wrote: »
    No it isn't.

    DO NOT CONTRADICT GOD!!!!

    He'll turn you back into a rib.


  • #59
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    44leto wrote: »
    I am with the OP us men need to be more chivalrous around the lady folk of after hours.; So all our foul language and term involving genitalia should be covered in spoilers to protect the fairer sex delicate constitution so they may not have an episode of hysteria.

    I agree.


  • #60
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I ,for one, would also like to meet some of these vulgarians (female ones)


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  • #61
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Kiera wrote: »
    TBH i'd say us wimmins are more vulgar than you lot of pansies :P

    My monocle just fell and smashed on my keyboard and I am feeling quiet faint with the shock. Surely you are mistaking my dear lady. Why the vulgarity you speak off would only come from those fallen women who live on the northside and not svelte chalices of womanhood who populate afterhours.


  • #62
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    44leto wrote: »
    My monocle just fell and smashed on my keyboard and I am feeling quiet faint with the shock. Surely you are mistaking my dear lady. Why the vulgarity you speak off would only come from those fallen women who live on the northside and not svelte chalices of womanhood who populate afterhours.

    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!


  • #63
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    44leto wrote: »
    My monocle just fell and smashed on my keyboard and I am feeling quiet faint with the shock. Surely you are mistaking my dear lady. Why the vulgarity you speak off would only come from those fallen women who live on the northside and not svelte chalices of womanhood who populate afterhours.

    svelte wha ? of wha ?


  • #64
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!

    *spanks kiera for next ten minutes*


  • #65
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Saila wrote: »
    *spanks kiera for next ten minutes*

    Pfffft! I'm looking for the debotury dungeon ;)


  • #66
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!
    this thread's about to become R rated


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  • #67
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    We'd be busy flicking our hair and thinking about kittens and puppies of course!

    and ones with a high iq could get burned at the steak for being witches :)


  • #68
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    and ones with a high iq could get burned at the steak for being witches :)

    erm ....... when we find them ?


  • #69
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kiera wrote: »
    Pfffft! I'm looking for the debotury dungeon ;)

    ha ha that was just a warm up tease! you aint seen nothin yet! :P


  • #70
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    ha ha that was just a warm up tease! you aint seen nothin yet! :P

    get a room ffs


  • #71
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    *spanks kiera for next ten minutes*

    Never have i heard such debauched language, i challenge you to duel good sir


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  • #72
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Never have i heard such debauched language, i challenge you to duel good sir

    Last time you did that for me the person got sitebanned :eek:


  • #73
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ok ok i'm a northside whore. Punish me!!!

    Ohh I do apologise, one mustn't make such assumptions about the ladies of the northside being of easy virtue.

    Yeah a northside whore myself aswell I know the feeling.


  • #74
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Kiera wrote: »
    Last time you did that for me the person got sitebanned :eek:

    What can i say i am quite a powerful man:D


  • #75
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Never have i heard such debauched language, i challenge you to duel good sir

    I demand satisfaction *slaps with glove*

    a duel at dusk tomorrow :mad:


  • #76
    snooleen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭snooleen


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »

    We'd be busy flicking our beans and thinking about kittens and puppies of course!

    :O

    Why would you do that to the kittens and the puppies?!


  • #77
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    I demand satisfaction *slaps with glove*

    a duel at dusk tomorrow :mad:

    Dusk? how about 2, i have challenged like 5 people to a duel since i started this thread:P


  • #78
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    44leto wrote: »
    Ohh I do apologise, one mustn't make such assumptions about the ladies of the northside being of easy virtue.

    Yeah a northside whore myself aswell I know the feeling.

    So we're the wenches of AH it seems :D


  • #79
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Kiera wrote: »
    So we're the wenches of AH it seems :D


    Yo ho ho


  • #80
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Dusk? how about 2, i have challenged like 5 people to a duel since i started this thread:P

    a gentleman always duels at dusk, Ill go first, you will drop to the floor and bleed and slowly lose concscience and the rest of your appointments will be taken care of by this outcome :P


  • #81
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    a gentleman always duels at dusk, Ill go first, you will drop to the floor and bleed and slowly lose concscience and the rest of your appointments will be taken care of by this outcome :P

    That wont happen especially seeing as i ordered 5,000 persian mercenaries on ebay last night


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  • #82
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm catwoman


  • #83
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    I demand satisfaction *slaps with glove*

    a duel at dusk tomorrow :mad:

    Oh and "glove slap baby glove slap.....


  • #84
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm catwoman

    Im the batman :p


  • #85
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    Im the batman :p

    I prefer the joker:p


  • #86
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    I prefer the joker:p

    I was just saying Im batman, if you read anything more into that then....well :p


  • #87
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I prefer the joker:p

    I'm the joker:)


  • #88
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    anyone do anything chivalrous recently?:)


  • #89
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    I offered to help a man lift his child's pram (with child in it) from the train to the platform...does that count?


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