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Women not up for going the whole way

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    charlemont wrote: »
    There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****, So I told her I liked her and asked her out and almost immediately she texted me back and said "Sure why not". So we arranged to meet tonight and then today I got the most useless excuse I'v heard from a girl yet "I won't be able to meet tonight, I'v presents to get and I'v to wrap them"!!! FFS Why bother replying to me in the first ****en place then you stupid cow, This type of **** really takes the piss. :p

    She may have just saw your 2538 previous posts in Boards .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Sure whenever you're mad for the ride, just beat one out.

    Tell me a woman you'd like to hump after giving yourself the ol' hand shanday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    charlemont wrote: »
    There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****,

    When do flies hang around people after coming out of poo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    LOL
    This thread is gas,

    Beat one out is great advice,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    mattjack wrote: »
    She may have just saw your 2538 previous posts in Boards .

    My ex is on this alright and I got a bollocking off her over stuff I posted about her on the Crazy Ex's thread...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    charlemont wrote: »
    There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****, So I told her I liked her and asked her out and almost immediately she texted me back and said "Sure why not". So we arranged to meet tonight and then today I got the most useless excuse I'v heard from a girl yet "I won't be able to meet tonight, I'v presents to get and I'v to wrap them"!!! FFS Why bother replying to me in the first ****en place then you stupid cow, This type of **** really takes the piss. :p

    Aw Charlemont, you're over reacting! I think that what she said is very plausible. Tbh, people are going round like headless chickens trying to get the last of the Christmas stuff done. give her the benefit of the doubt, and try for after Christmas :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Abi wrote: »
    Aw Charlemont, you're over reacting! I think that what she said is very plausible. Tbh, people are going round like headless chickens trying to get the last of the Christmas stuff done. give her the benefit of the doubt, and try for after Christmas :)

    I thought he was joking. :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    charlemont wrote: »
    My ex is on this alright and I got a bollocking off her over stuff I posted about her on the Crazy Ex's thread...

    School boy "blast with piss" " yore ma " error.....her name or pics gtfo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Larianne wrote: »
    I thought he was joking. :confused:

    No. Well I don't think so. He posted the other evening saying he'd a date for tonight. Lewks like it fell through =/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Abi wrote: »
    Aw Charlemont, you're over reacting! I think that what she said is very plausible. Tbh, people are going round like headless chickens trying to get the last of the Christmas stuff done. give her the benefit of the doubt, and try for after Christmas :)

    I'll take your advice so, Thanks. Overreacting is one of my faults so I had to laugh when I saw you wrote that.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    charlemont wrote: »
    I'll take your advice so, Thanks. Overreacting is one of my faults so I had to laugh when I saw you wrote that.

    Aw, sounds like a proper excuse to me too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    mattjack wrote: »
    School boy "blast with piss" " yore ma " error.....her name or pics gtfo.

    I'll say nothing as she only has like 3 posts on here but I'm sure she only got an account to snoop on me, Ha, as I got a text from her about how I do be sticking up for foreigners on my posts. I'd really love to put up a picture but she would kill me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭DCUlad


    Where is the easiest sex found??

    Coppers obviously, where else? Need more slutty nightclubs than ban respectable people, people in relationships, people over 30, people under 20, sober people and stuck up bitches (only a nuisance to us)


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    DCUlad wrote: »
    Where is the easiest sex found??

    Coppers obviously, where else? Need more slutty nightclubs than ban respectable people, people in relationships, people over 30, people under 20, sober people and stuck up bitches (only a nuisance to us)

    One day it'll happen. Stop being so desperate about it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,619 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Hey op, have you any road frontage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    DCUlad wrote: »
    Where is the easiest sex found??

    Coppers obviously, where else? Need more slutty nightclubs than ban respectable people, people in relationships, people over 30, people under 20, sober people and stuck up bitches (only a nuisance to us)

    Maybe if you stop acting so desperate you will get more pussy

    Just relax a bit. Let the ladies come to you ;)

    Was only talking to my friend the other day about how SOME Irish guys are so desperate when it comes to chatting up women. yis just need to be a bit more laid back about it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    charlemont wrote: »
    I'll take your advice so, Thanks. Overreacting is one of my faults so I had to laugh when I saw you wrote that.

    I'm here all night :pac:


    Serious note, I've no reason to make excuses for the girl, so I'd tell you straight up. I think it's just because you've been looking forward to it, and feel a bit let down. Around Christmas isn't the best timing tbh, I'm still trying to get last minute stuff done myself.


    have you even replied to her yet? If so, I hope you didnt sound pissed off >.<


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭DCUlad


    Larianne wrote: »
    One day it'll happen. Stop being so desperate about it.

    so.....I suppose the Ride's out of the question?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,911 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    DCUlad wrote: »
    Maybe its the catholic church inside us, but I've noticed not many women want to go the full way particularly on the 1st night.

    Today I ask why? Are they afraid of being called easy or something similar?

    What frustrates me the most is a girl you meet in a club, could spend the whole night chatting/dancing/whatever but when it comes to it, they choose to go home.

    Why aren't Irish women kinky enough or where are these kinky Irish women?

    A guy with any amount of cop on will know within the first 5 mins of talking to her if he's gonna get his hole or not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭DCUlad


    TheBody wrote: »
    Hey op, have you any road frontage?

    RIDE??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    DCUlad wrote: »
    so.....I suppose the Ride's out of the question?

    Ew, no. You go to DCU.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Lauryn Hill says it pretty well:

    The second verse is dedicated to the men
    More concerned with his rims and his Tims than his women
    Him and his men come in the club like hooligans
    Don't care who they offend popping yang like you got yen
    Let's not pretend, they wanna pack pistol by they waist men
    Crystal by the case men, still in they mother's basement
    The pretty face men, claiming that they did a bid men
    Need to take care of their three and four kids then
    They facing a court case when the child's support late
    Money taking, heart breaking now you wonder why women hate men
    The sneaky silent men, the punk domestic violence men
    The quick to shoot the semen stop acting like boys and be men
    How you gon' win when you ain't right within
    How you gon' win when you ain't right within
    How you gon' win when you ain't right within


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭DCUlad


    Larianne wrote: »
    Ew, no. You go to DCU.

    Or do I? muuhahahaha


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056493371 this is probally why you're not getting any....


  • Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭migozarad


    For any budding misognyst,rohypnol is yer only man


  • Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭migozarad


    For any burgeoning misognyst,rohypnol is yer only man or maybe a night spent with a lady of ill-repute


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    migozarad wrote: »
    For any budding misognyst,rohypnol is yer only man
    I think the word you're looking for there is rapist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭DCUlad


    Johro wrote: »
    I think the word you're looking for there is rapist.

    who asked you to comment? get off my thread !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    What's the difference between DCU and UCD. They have the exact same words in them!! Could have called one or the other something else.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm here all night :pac:


    Serious note, I've no reason to make excuses for the girl, so I'd tell you straight up. I think it's just because you've been looking forward to it, and feel a bit let down. Around Christmas isn't the best timing tbh, I'm still trying to get last minute stuff done myself.


    have you even replied to her yet? If so, I hope you didnt sound pissed off >.<

    Thanks, Yes I replied I just said it was no problem and that I hope she has a good Xmas and she replied the same. Sure I'll see what happens when I get back after Stephens Day..


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