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"The Origin of Specious Nonsense"

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    #3182
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    wrote:
    Awww,how cute,hope you are on your knees,boy.
    I am pleading with housetypeb ... and praying for him.
    I rebuke you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ to stop oppressing housetypeb.


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    #3183
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Plead harder-I'm almost there.


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    #3184
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    King Mob wrote: »
    Oh hey maybe a pentagram will work like cross on a vampire with JC

    I invoke the power of our half-inflated dark lord.
    ... and I rebuke him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ +.


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    #3185
    King Mob
    Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    J C wrote: »
    ... and I rebuke him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ +.

    I cast turn undead!
    That cancels your rebuke and gives me +2 to my roll.

    But it's too late JC, you've seen the pentagram... he's got you now.


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    #3186
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    ... and I rebuke him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ +.
    Has he got a light saber and cloak?


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    #3187
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »
    ... and I rebuke him in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ +.

    I play my Super Devil card against your Lord Jesus Christ card. It's super effective.
    The_Super_Devil_by_t3hl337m4574l_l.jpg

    Hey, this is pretty fun.

    Your go.


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    #3188
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    I play my Super Devil card against your Lord Jesus Christ card. It's super effective.
    The_Super_Devil_by_t3hl337m4574l_l.jpg

    Hey, this is pretty fun.

    Your go.
    ... so what have we got here? ... a bunch of Satanists masquerading as 'Atheists'???

    ... so that's why you guys regularly visit the Christianity Forum ... and take more of an interest in Christianity ... than many Christians themselves do???


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    #3189
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »
    ... so what have we got here? ... a bunch of Satanists masquerading as 'Atheists'???

    Yep. We call ourselves Satheists.


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    #3190
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    Yep. We call ourselves Satheists.
    Do you really!!!

    Jesus loves you ... and you can be Saved ... no matter what has happened in the past ...


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    #3191
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »
    Do you really!!!

    Yep. Do you want to know what we do when we are alone together?


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    #3192
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    Yep. Do you want to know what we do when we are alone together?
    No ... but you are not one of them anyway !!!!
    ... but you also need to be Saved .


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    #3193
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »

    Jesus loves you ... and you can be Saved ... no matter what has happened in the past ...

    That's not what he said last time we spoke man. He was pretty explicit that I couldn't be saved no matter what. Something to do with my Dad having a fight with his Dad a long time ago and getting evicted from the gaff they shared together or something. I never really got the full story.


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    #3194
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »
    No ... but you are not one of them anyway !!!!

    Well that's kind of true. I'm more a 'regional supervisor' rather than one of the grassroots members.


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    #3195
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    That's not what he said last time we spoke man. He was pretty explicit that I couldn't be saved no matter what. Something to do with my Dad having a fight with his Dad a long time ago and getting evicted from the gaff they shared together or something. I never really got the full story.
    That wasn't Jesus Christ that you were speaking to ... Jesus came to Save sinners ... like you and me.


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    #3196
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    Well that's kind of true. I'm more a 'regional supervisor' rather than one of the grassroots members.
    ... an Arch-Priest???


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    #3197
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »
    ... an Arch-Priest???

    It's more of an inherited role really, Arch-Priests are appointed. An-tē'-khrē-stos is the official title but we prefer to keep things a little more informal than that. You can just call me Strobe. Named after my Dad, it's a more modern version of a nickname he had back in the day.


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    #3198
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    It's more of an inherited role really, Arch-Priests are appointed. An-tē'-khrē-stos is the official title but we prefer to keep things a little more informal than that. You can just call me Strobe. Named after my Dad, it's a more modern version of a nickname he had back in the day.
    ... so you are you saying that you are an Anti-christ and a multi-generational Luciferian warlock???
    ... well pleased to meet you.

    ... do you know that you can be Saved?


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    #3199
    stevoslice
    Registered Users Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭stevoslice


    J C wrote: »
    ... so you are you saying that you are an Anti-christ and an multi-generational Luciferian warlock???
    ... well pleased to meet you.

    ... do you know that you can be Saved?

    do you believe in the 2012/end of days fiasco?


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    #3200
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    strobe wrote: »
    It's more of an inherited role really, Arch-Priests are appointed. An-tē'-khrē-stos is the official title but we prefer to keep things a little more informal than that. You can just call me Strobe. Named after my Dad, it's a more modern version of a nickname he had back in the day.

    You will be in big trouble when we meet at the next high day of sacrifice,no matter who your dad is, you just cant tell the christly ones about matters best kept secret,at least not until meggido is safely in our hands.


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    #3201
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    thebhoy wrote: »
    do you believe in the 2012/end of days fiasco?
    No.


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    #3202
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    J C wrote: »

    ... do you know that you can be Saved?

    That's not what Jesus told me. Why do you think he would say that if it was not true? It wasn't a very nice thing to say if he was just making it up.....


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    #3203
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    housetypeb wrote: »
    You will be in big trouble when we meet at the next high day of sacrifice,no matter who your dad is, you just cant tell the christly ones about matters best kept secret,at least not until meggido is safely in our hands.

    Crap! You're right, sorry. I've been downing the virgins blood again.... stuff goes straight to my head. Better go sleep it off.


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    #3204
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    You will be in big trouble when we meet at the next high day of sacrifice,no matter who your dad is, you just cant tell the christly ones about matters best kept secret,at least not until meggido is safely in our hands.
    I know that you have been trying to demonically oppress me ... and I must tell you to please stop ... as I am a Saved Christian ... any spells that you cast will return to you three-fold as a (self-inflicted) curse on you.

    Meggido will never be safely in your hands ... and you will never have peace or safety unless and until you are Saved.

    ... and Strobe I think that you should go and get Saved before the Equinox Sabbat.


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    #3205
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    strobe wrote: »
    That's not what Jesus told me. Why do you think he would say that if it was not true? It wasn't a very nice thing to say if he was just making it up.....
    Like I have said, whoever you were talking to ... it wasn't Jesus Christ ... if it told you that you couldn't be Saved.


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    #3206
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    J C wrote: »
    I know that you have been trying to demonically oppress me ... and I must tell you to please stop ... as I am a Saved Christian ... any spells that you cast will return to you three-fold as a (self-inflicted) curse on you.

    Meggido will never be safely in your hands ... and you will never have peace or safety unless and until you are Saved.

    Look to the shadows at meggido and tell me that we do not control it!!!!!!

    Dammit I got to go -another shipment of babies are ready to ship out, dont want those spells coming back and messing this up,
    ok, truce, no more spells tonight,


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    #3207
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Look to the shadows at meggido and tell me that we do not control it!!!!!!
    The shadows are there ... and ye think that ye control it ... but it will be God who will determine when it will happen.


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    #3208
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Dammit I got to go -another shipment of babies are ready to ship out, dont want those spells coming back and messing this up,
    ok, truce, no more spells tonight,
    Thank you ... no more spells for tonight or any other night ... please!!!
    ... and do remember that every knee shall bend and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.


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    #3209
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    J C why do you edit almost all your posts?


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    #3210
    J C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    AhSureTisGrand wrote: »
    J C why do you edit almost all your posts?
    In view of what just happened ... this has got to be 'under-stated post of the year' ... just slightly 'pipping' Bluewolf's post that the thread is 'boring'!!!!
    bluewolf wrote: »
    I think this thread is boring and should be locked


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    #3211
    MrPudding
    Registered Users Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Can we please stop feeding the insane person please?

    MrP


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