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American toddler aims for Olympic glory

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  • 01-02-2015 8:03pm
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    Albuquerque, New Mexico-The U.S. National shooting team reacted enthusiastically today as a young three year old made a spectacular début on his first appearance with a firearm. The toddler, who has not been named, displayed a maturity and confidence beyond his years when he first managed to gain control of a loaded firearm from his Mother's purse, and then coolly managed to hit not one, but both of his parents-with one shot!


    The praise was not universal however-a spokesperson from the National Rifle Association cautioned against hyping up the younger: "Yeah, he managed to bag both his parents with one shot, I'll give him credit where it's due. But we gotta look at the overall performance here-according to the reports, his two year old sister was present but unhurt. That's a hat-trick staring him in the face and he's fluffed it. We expect higher standards of our shooters".

    The youngster is already in discussion with local law enforcement agencies regarding a lucrative sponsorship deal.


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    Bad taste reaches a new height.


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    GLaDOS
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    There's discussion already ongoing in this thread

    In future we'd ask for less trollish OPs, thanks

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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