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What a $hitty flight!

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    galwayrush
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    In before the flush.


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    SV
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    I'd use my hand, probably.

    I usually have quite clean ones though, yknow, maximum 2 wipes. Sometimes no wipes, they're the best.


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    GTDolanator
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    SV wrote: »
    I'd use my hand, probably.

    I usually have quite clean ones though, yknow, maximum 2 wipes. Sometimes no wipes, they're the best.



    The ones ya just pinch out cleanly


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    the keen edge
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    Wipe your arse of the ceiling, obviously.


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    Marsden
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    Just pull up your bags and go around with the wiff o sh1te on ye.


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    IM0
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    in fairness heads should roll for that one, thats not on, ick, talk about an over ****e :eek:


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    KeithM89
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    Newspaper. They usually keep a bunch up in first class.
    Or if theres any clamshells on board....


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    jd007
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    Shit thread


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    Voltex
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    Bring your knees up to your chest...then squat and pump...if your lucky there will be little skin contact.


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    Johnny Utah
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    Maybe they should start charging people to use the jax, and also a charge per sheet used as well... maybe people wouldn't be so wasteful then!


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    IM0
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    Voltex wrote: »
    Bring your knees up to your chest...then squat and pump...if your lucky there will be little skin contact.

    youve done this before I see


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    IM0
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    trying to remember from my longhaul flights, which was worse, the smell of ****e or the smell of **** in jax. when your on a metal tube with no exit for 10 hours and limited entertainment fapping become part of the routine to raise the endorpins again and stave off boredom Id say


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    smileyj1987
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    In fairness you could have used your jocks to wipe and go commando if you badly needed to go .


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    The Backwards Man
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    Piss and **** go all over the shop on a transatlantic plane toilet anyway, no toilet paper wouldn't make much difference.


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    Katunga
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    Don't be giving Ryanair any ideas to charge for toilet paper.


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    Lando Griffin
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    I would have asked for some dinner and used the napkins.


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Piss and **** go all over the shop on a transatlantic plane toilet anyway, no toilet paper wouldn't make much difference.

    I know, they make portaloo at a festival look civilised :(


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    Zebra3
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    Katunga wrote: »
    Don't be giving Ryanair any ideas to charge for toilet paper.

    Yeah, I'd say O'Leary has a hard on reading about that.


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    Conmaicne Mara
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    In flight magazine.


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    jester77
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    I've had plenty of 12+ hour flights and never once had to take a mile high sh*t. I make sure and have one before boarding, airplane toilets can get a little nasty 8 or 9 hours in plus you always feel under pressure due to the line outside and you don't want to be that person that leaves a stinker.


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    oppenheimer1
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    Another quality article brought to you by the good people at joe.ie :rolleyes:


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    Senna
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    So the passengers were given napkins rather than toilet paper, Oh the humanity!!!


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    TheUsual
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    Kid's colouring books.


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    Wacker The Attacker
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    scrape your arse with the door handle


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    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    Yeah, I'd say O'Leary has a hard on reading about that.

    and a wide on


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    NinjaTruncs
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    Find the closest parent with an infant and mug them for their baby wipes. Then set up shop selling them outside the toilets.

    4.3kWp South facing PV System. South Dublin



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    NegativeCreep
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    IM0 wrote: »
    trying to remember from my longhaul flights, which was worse, the smell of ****e or the smell of **** in jax. when your on a metal tube with no exit for 10 hours and limited entertainment fapping become part of the routine to raise the endorpins again and stave off boredom Id say

    Ehh what the hell does **** smell like??

    Anyway, who shits on a plane? I'd wait thanks :L


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    the groutch
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    use the 3 seashells like everyone else


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    Mickey H
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    jester77 wrote: »
    I've had plenty of 12+ hour flights and never once had to take a mile high sh*t. I make sure and have one before boarding, airplane toilets can get a little nasty 8 or 9 hours in plus you always feel under pressure due to the line outside and you don't want to be that person that leaves a stinker.

    Or a streaker. That's nearly worse.


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    Voltex
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    ..ya could have just popped open the door called over a stewardess, explained that you are in the middle of taking a dump and noticed the lack of bogroll and politely asked her bring you a new roll. It would probably be a lot less awkward than walking out with sticky jocks and a rotten smelling arse!


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