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What to do with husband....

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    #32
    admiralofthefleet
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    as already mentioned, a sammich. then get back to the kitchen


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    #33
    Twoelles
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭Twoelles


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    he has no key!

    perfect - Leave a pillow and a blanket on the door step .....I think he will get the message:)


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    #34
    ArtSmart
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    jockeyboard wrote: »
    he will smell like sh*te after playing footie, drinking and smoking.... No doubt there will be a bang of curry chips too
    Ahh love. a bootiful thing


    sigh.


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    #35
    minidazzler
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    jockeyboard wrote: »
    he will smell like sh*te after playing footie, drinking and smoking.... No doubt there will be a bang of curry chips too

    That's all just to cover up the smell of fanny.


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    #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    i loled! The chances of that went to zero hours ago!

    No reason you should miss out on some sexy drunk lovin:p
    jockeyboard wrote: »
    he has no key!

    You mean to say you are not picking him up from the pub, no wonder he never came home for his dinner. You have a lot to learn about men.:p


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    #37
    jockeyboard
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    That's all just to cover up the smell of fanny.

    jaysus! Euwww


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    #38
    CarrickMcJoe
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    jockeyboard wrote: »
    he has no key!

    Switch off mobile, put phone off the hook, sink a bottle of wine and go to bed.....
    He'll be in the doghouse in the morning.


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    #39
    Mint Sauce
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    Hang on. Theres a woman on the internet!!

    ;)


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    #40
    jockeyboard
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    Twoelles wrote: »
    perfect - Leave a pillow and a blanket on the door step .....I think he will get the message:)

    haha. I think i will!


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    #41
    Shanotheslayer
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    At this stage he knows hes in the shít house so he's gonna stay out later!

    :pac:


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    #42
    efb
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    irish-stew wrote: »
    Hang on. Theres a woman on the internet!!

    ;)


    Are ya sure it's not a gay civil partnership?

    Then it would be bring the boys round for a drug fuelled orgy! Poppers anyone???


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    #43
    budge
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭budge


    is he back?


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    #44
    sophieblake
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    Has anyone checked to see has a thread started entitled "I am out in pub all day, what would you suggest?"


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    #45
    stupidusername
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    hondasam wrote: »
    some sexy drunk lovin:p

    If only men got better at it with more drink in them...


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    #46
    BBDBB
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    is there any of that roast left?


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    #47
    efb
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    But if the op is a woman, I'd recommend anal as his breath will stink- take this time to prepare yourself for it


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    #48
    emo72
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    hes had a few beers with the lads and not made the best of choices. batteries gone flat and hes having a good time. ok hes missed dinner, and you had to put the kids to bed. not the end of the world. no point in breaking his balls over it. let things lie and he might realise how good you are to him.


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    #49
    df1985
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    Be really really fake-"nice day hun?"
    "hows the lads?"
    "pub busy?"

    etc etc, He knows hes in trouble, being nice will freak him out.


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    #50
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    hondasam wrote: »
    No reason you should miss out on some sexy drunk lovin:p

    its only good when the two people are drunk (or else when i am the drunk one!)


    You mean to say you are not picking him up from the pub, no wonder he never came home for his dinner. You have a lot to learn about men.:p

    ahhh, rookie mistake! I am a newly wed :p


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    #51
    PK2008
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    Smile and repress your anger into a bitter little ball which continues to grow year after year until you inevitably and eventually stick a fork in his heart in an explosion of resentment when he complains about having pork chops for dinner 2 days in a row.


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    #52
    hondasam
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    stupidusername wrote: »
    If only men got better at it with more drink in them...

    Some do I'm sure.:p


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    #53
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    BBDBB wrote: »
    is there any of that roast left?

    yes plenty.... I am looking for a new husband in exchange though...


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    #54
    hondasam
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    jockeyboard wrote: »
    ahhh, rookie mistake! I am a newly wed :p

    He has lost interest all ready, not looking to good for you pet.
    He must have married you for you sandwich making skills, not the bedroom ones.


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    #55
    Twoelles
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭Twoelles


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Smile and repress your anger into a bitter little ball which continues to grow year after year until you inevitably and eventually stick a fork in his heart in an explosion of resentment when he complains about having pork chops for dinner 2 days in a row.

    After years of marriage a clever woman would have trained her man to do cooking!


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    #56
    BBDBB
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    jockeyboard wrote: »
    yes plenty.... I am looking for a new husband in exchange though...



    thered better be some daycent roast spuds and Yorkshire pudding at that price :p


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    #57
    candy-gal1
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    stupidusername wrote: »
    If only men got better at it with more drink in them...
    dont most guys?! ;) in answer to your question op, whatever hes doing, having his phone off he obviously doesnt want you to know about it id say, get pissed drunk yourself, blast some angry femme music or just some angry music :D, and if he comes knocking you cant hear him cos your "asleep" or whatever ;) ive learnt a lot about guys/life this year yes, bitter? me? never! and as people have said here previous, be the nicest person the next day, it will freak him out :pac:


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    #58
    efb
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    Stick on jagged little pill and open a bottle of vodka


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    #59
    jockeyboard
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    hondasam wrote: »
    He has lost interest all ready, not looking to good for you pet.
    He must have married you for you sandwich making skills, not the bedroom ones.

    its becoming clear now.... I usually make him lunch before he goes out, today i was too tired.


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    #60
    44leto
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    Ahhh greet him at the door with rolling pins and he will kiss you thanks for baking the cakes.


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    #61
    cocoshovel
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    bake cake with sewing needles in it.


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