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What to do with husband....

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  • 13-11-2011 10:43pm
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    jockeyboard
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    So my husband went for two pints after his midday footie match....he never made it for dinner (roast), never made it for kiddies bedtime and still not home and now his phone turned off too....

    So any suggestions on how i should greet him??


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    Professey Chin
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    Naked


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    KeithM89_old
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    Suck him off


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    John Doe1
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    Blast him with....acid


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    DazMarz
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    Frying pan...


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    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    The Great Chinholio wrote: »
    Naked

    i loled! The chances of that went to zero hours ago!


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Wrap your entire body in cling film and meet him at the door with a bottle of wine and lube.


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    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    The Great Chinholio wrote: »
    Naked

    Nah he'll be too tired for love after all that time drinking.

    Just make sure you have a nice meal waiting for him when he eventually gets home. It's times like this that you have to think of others.


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    phasers
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    Invite his best mate over for sex and a nice bit of roast beef.


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    PCPhoto
    Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    he's enjoying himself .... why greet him - goto bed - get up in the morning and goto work....life goes on


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    hondasam
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    The same way you should greet him every other day.
    Open arms, able and willing to do what ever he wants.

    when he is asleep rob him, he will think he spent all his money.


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    Noo
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    Being super nice. He knows he's in the dog house, it'll be the waiting for the bollocking that'll drive him mad.


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    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Dotrel wrote: »
    Nah he'll be too tired for love after all that time drinking.

    Just make sure you have a nice meal waiting for him when he eventually gets home. It's times like this that you have to think of others.

    hmmm, the dog ate his dinner half hour ago!


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    Scuid Mhór
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    he sounds like a perfectly nice guy


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    sophieblake
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    hondasam wrote: »
    The same way you should greet him every other day.
    Open arms, able and willing to do what ever he wants.

    when he is asleep rob him, he will think he spent all his money.

    I like it lady


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    Arawn
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    jockeyboard wrote: »
    i loled! The chances of that went to zero hours ago!
    It's ok he'll be wrecked from all the sex he got today!


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    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Dotrel wrote: »
    Nah he'll be too tired for love after all that time drinking.

    Just make sure you have a nice meal waiting for him when he eventually gets home. It's times like this that you have to think of others.
    PCPhoto wrote: »
    he's enjoying himself .... why greet him - goto bed - get up in the morning and goto work....life goes on

    he has no key!


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    Oranage2
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    Order him a curry, the poor lad will be starving.


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    sophieblake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭sophieblake


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    So my husband went for two pints after his midday footie match....he never made it for dinner (roast), never made it for kiddies bedtime and still not home and now his phone turned off too....

    So any suggestions on how i should greet him??

    Act normal but do the same to him next week


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    he has no key!
    Stick one under the mat.


    Or just leave the door open, sure what's the worst that could happen?


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    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Arawn wrote: »
    It's ok he'll be wrecked from all the sex he got today!

    :o


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    minidazzler
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxsvlPwKN20


    I'm just sayin OP, a strange new perfume is gonna be in the air when he arrives home.


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    Crann na Beatha
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    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    :o

    that was supposed to be a shocked face!


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    Mint Sauce
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    Make him a sandwich when he returns.


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    phasers
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    Veles wrote: »
    The IMF will come in?
    At least the IMF don't go out ridin cheap hoors while the wife is at home roasting a fine piece of beef!


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    Crann na Beatha
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    ArtSmart
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    a hang samwich


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    #29
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    minidazzler wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxsvlPwKN20


    I'm just sayin OP, a strange new perfume is gonna be in the air when he arrives home.

    he will smell like sh*te after playing footie, drinking and smoking.... No doubt there will be a bang of curry chips too


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    phasers wrote: »
    At least the IMF don't go out ridin cheap hoors while the wife is at home roasting a fine piece of beef!
    It's the European Central Back that do that, isn't it?


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    MagicMarker
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    Divorce him and get the house, that'll show him.


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