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    #32
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    All the time. I went ages without doing it, now I do it every night :o


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    #33
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I find being able to do my **** without leaving my desk at work a great convenience. I do make a point of filing the paperwork immediately afterwards though, out of consideration for my colleagues, as I'm sure it would embarrass them to see what I just deposited.


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    #34
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    All the time. I went ages without doing it, now I do it every night :o

    **** on Skype?


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    #35
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    All the time. I went ages without doing it, now I do it every night :o

    **** on Skype?


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    #36
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    **** on Skype?

    No, do my internet ****. I call it having an Allied Irish.


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    #37
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    My **** is "the **** that likes to say YES"


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    #38
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    **** on Skype?
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    **** on Skype?

    Subliminal messaging?


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    #39
    Elbaston
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    I use Deutsche-****.

    Its just like normal online ****, but with more leather, p1ss, and 80's muff.


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    #40
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    Sounds better than Anglo-Irish ****.


    PERMAWANK TSB


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    #41
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Irish **** Resolution Corporation - for when you can't quite finish.


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    #42
    DominoDub
    Registered Users Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭DominoDub


    Main page had this a Thread followed by one with the Title "Fast & Furious 7" in the film forum :D


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    #43
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?

    They so and we have them here too. Personally, I prefer the Royal **** of Canada for all my online **** needs. :)


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    #44
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,957 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    According to Billy Connolly, the word "****" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of a metal bed frame creaking under the stress induced by the oscillations of its occupant ... I've never tried doing it on-line, however - I'd be worried that I wouldn't hear the train (um ... ) coming. :eek:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #45
    Filibuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Filibuster


    bnt wrote: »
    According to Billy Connolly, the word "****" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of a metal bed frame creaking under the stress induced by the oscillations of its occupant ... I've never tried doing it on-line, however - I'd be worried that I wouldn't hear the train (um ... ) coming. :eek:

    Billy Connolly is the face of **** of Scotland...


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    #46
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    MadsL wrote: »
    I find being able to do my **** without leaving my desk at work a great convenience. I do make a point of filing the paperwork immediately afterwards though, out of consideration for my colleagues, as I'm sure it would embarrass them to see what I just deposited.


    Invisible ink FTW* :D



    *For The Win... Perverts!


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    #47
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    It's great, I can deposit my liquid assets in the middle of the night if I want. And what I have left on-hand is taken care of by trickle down economics.


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    #48
    Filibuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Filibuster


    I heard you got fingered when you went into the Irish Nationwide **** Society??


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    #49
    GT_TDI_150
    Registered Users Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    It used to be really akward to do you **** at those high counters in front of every one, nevermind having to queue up until someone was free to help with the ****.

    Tinternet got rid of that now, on the back of the bus, at the mother in laws, in the changing rooms i can **** anywhere i want now!

    And if ya want some cash in exchange for ****, those **** cards in the wallet are well handy just dont let them expire ;)

    And dont get me started on that foreign exchange **** ....


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    #50
    Elbaston
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    It's great, I can deposit my liquid assets in the middle of the night if I want. And what I have left on-hand is taken care of by trickle down economics.

    Ewwwhuuwww


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    #51
    ardle1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Ever done it?

    What exactly do you mean? Filming yourself **** and posting it online, like all those gorgeous chicks on RedTube!!! :confused:
    Or watching said RedTube chicks online and ****!!!:o


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    #52
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    my internet **** is down :( I just want to buy an mp3 player of some sort and a mouse.

    have to wait until 7am, thats what I get for making the Allied Irish **** joke.


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    #53
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    my internet **** is down :( I just want to buy an mp3 player of some sort and a mouse.

    have to wait until 7am, thats what I get for making the Allied Irish **** joke.
    Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


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    #54
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Ever done it?

    Why not ask 'em straight out for their IP address :D


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    #55
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    lkionm wrote: »
    Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

    twice.


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    #56
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Why not ask 'em straight out for their IP address :D

    Pretty sure mine is 4


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    #57
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    twice.

    You broke the **** box. Did you google google?


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    #58
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    lkionm wrote: »
    Pretty sure mine is 4

    -4? Kind of negative abode


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    #59
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,957 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Filibuster wrote: »
    Billy Connolly is the face of **** of Scotland...
    They don't call him "The Big Yin" for nothing ...

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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