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  • 30-09-2013 9:41pm
    #1
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭


    Ever done it?


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    #2
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    No :)


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    #3
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    No, I'm a virgin. What does it entail?

    PS: Lukesmom, that looks like a guilty smile. I think you're a slutty online wanker.


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    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    You mean some people fap without the assistance of the Internet? How quaint.


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    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    No, I'm a virgin. What does it entail?

    PS: Lukesmom, that looks like a guilty smile. I think you're a slutty online wanker.

    Ok you got me


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    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Couldn't get the friggin laptop open the next day:mad:


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    It's rubbish. I've destroyed a couple of good laptops trying to . . . er. . . I better not say.:o


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    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    nobody stays long enough on chat roulette to see me finish


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    Artful_Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's rubbish. I've destroyed a couple of good laptops trying to . . . er. . . I better not say.:o

    Make a deposit ? :D


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    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Couldn't get the friggin laptop open the next day:mad:

    Relax on the sugar and pay more attention to your username :D
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    #11
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Give me a grainey vhs tape any day.


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    SilverScreen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.


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    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Ok you got me

    I think you just took my online **** cherry. The thrill of catching you out in your slutty lie made me touch myself. It was pleasing.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Artful_Badger wrote: »
    Make a deposit ? :D
    That's the one.:pac:

    Back to witty one-liner school for me. . . . .


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    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    It was the ectoplasm


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    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    I think you just took my online **** cherry. The thrill of catching you out in your slutty lie made me touch myself. It was pleasing.


    Get a room you two and send us the pics.


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    haveabanana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭haveabanana


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.

    That **** 365 is a great service altogether.


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    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.

    Sashes and bowler hats don't do it for you?


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    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.

    You should try Allied Irish ****. Online festival.
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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    SilverScreen wrote: »
    I do my online **** through **** of Ireland. Thought about switching to Ulster **** a while back but decides to stick to the type of **** I've been used to since I was 13.
    I hear it's all self-service **** machines now, the days of a girl helping you with your **** are a thing of the past.


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    KwackerJack
    Registered Users Posts: 2,126 ✭✭✭KwackerJack


    That reminds me......must throw down that wooden floor!

    Carets getting eh old :/


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    SilverScreen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    crosstownk wrote: »
    You should try Allied Irish ****. Online festival.
    Sounds better than Anglo-Irish ****.


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    #23
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I hear high street **** is a thing of the past, but Sweden seems to feel differently.


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    #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    MadsL wrote: »
    I hear high street **** is a thing of the past, but Sweden seems to feel differently.
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?


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    #25
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Who is The **** of America?


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    #26
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Roll on the next **** holiday.


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    #27
    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?

    Super size me!
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    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They have drive-thru **** in the States don't they?

    Yes, and corporate **** that is the envy of the world.


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    #29
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    The **** crisis nearly killed me.


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    #30
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Thank God for the **** guarantee in all I can say.


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    Miss Behaviour
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭Miss Behaviour


    LOL at some of the posts!!

    My ex wanted me to do this on Skype. It sounded like a good idea but I couldnt' do it - even after too many shots! I am sure it works for some people.


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