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What do you consider a 'culchie' to be?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    A lot of people from Dublin consider anybody not from Dublin a culchie. Which is bullshït obviously.

    Hard to explain what I consider a culchie is but you can tell by the way they talk, what they wear and what they're into. Like someone that acts really farmerish.. & from a rural area maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Howr ye lads. Tis close isint it? A yeah theres a bit of growth all right but shur theres no drying in it. Have ye the turf home?....The bogs are sopping sure and I tore the meadow asunder trying to bring the bales out of it today morning. I was in the mart last week and I got 600 with the weight for a handful of weanlings, middling trade I thought. I see that bollox down from dublin for his holidays, he has my fecking head addled going around on that lawnmower day a night, some holiday for the tight hoor. Did you hear about bridie down the road, she got an turn the other night, touch and go with her now they are saying but god is good sure. Good luck anyway Martin and tell the mother I was asking for here...whist, come here a minute before you go and I will give you a handful of emeralds for the young lads.


    If you have never had that conversation then you are not a culchie. (to qualify as a culchie you must also have 12 toes and only 4 fingers, know what animal beef comes from, have a lump of cash under your bed which you wisely didnt invest in houses during the BOOM and know how to use a burdizzo).

    redzerologhlen,
    Stereotyping since 1989.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Well culchured?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,898 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    A lot of people from Dublin consider anybody not from Dublin a culchie. Which is bullshït obviously.

    No sir, it is in fact the truth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    They are the salt of the earth, the back bone of our society, good honest people who like batch bread, custard creams, any brand of red lemonade, bottles of bubble up, any form of tayto (Skips, Monster Munch, King, Hunky Dory's etc all come under the term tayto, as well as the actual tayto tayto), egg and onion/ham/roast beef sandwiches, soda bread, porridge, local papers, steam rallies/field days/sports days, happily walking into a shop covered in muck, dinner at fcking dinner time(1:30pm), bacon and cabbage, parking in the middle of the road for a chat, whist drives, visiting neighbours, county finals, table quiz's, getting up early, getting wasted drunk on a Saturday night, driving home and still being at first mass in the morning, country and western music, tractors, Honda 50's, Volkswagen Jettas, large bottles of ale or stout off the shelf with a half pint glass, turnips, the Irish Catholic newspaper, gossip, Jeeps, ploughing matches, sheep shearing, building massive houses in the arsehole of nowhere, no closing times, the radio, the death notices on the radio, the farming weather on a Sunday, wellington or top boots, steel toecap boots, short sleeve shirts, wooly hats all year round, rich tea biscuits with butter on them, corned beef, apple tart, tea, Paddys whiskey and Carrolls cigarettes.

    I love being a culchie.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    A lot of people from Dublin consider anybody not from Dublin a culchie. Which is bullshït obviously.

    No sir, it is in fact the truth.

    Yeah I know I stated the obvious ha .. & non-sir* :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    People who eat their dinner in the middle of the day.

    I think I'd like to start doing this, if someone cooked for me.
    Would sort of solve the problem of lunch being sh1t.


  • Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭EdanHewittt


    IMHO, no matter how articulate / well crafted the words of a culchie, I always get the impression the accent gives them away as simple minded.

    You can be as intelligent as evaaar, but that accent will ruin any chances I have of ever trusting your intellect.

    Some may say I'm horribly biased for this, but I think that's why the stigma exists surrounding Culchies.

    Sort out that accent!


  • Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭THall04


    awec wrote: »
    I believe what Dubs are getting at is that outside of Dublin, Irish "cities" are "cities" in name only in their opinion.

    When you consider Waterford, with it's population of a whole 40,000 people is a city you have to think they may have a bit of a point.
    It was a fine walled city when ye Dublin muck savages were living in mud huts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26 190E2.516


    anyone outside dublin is considered a culchie by the bleedin' dubs


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  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    awec wrote: »
    I believe what Dubs are getting at is that outside of Dublin, Irish "cities" are "cities" in name only in their opinion.

    When you consider Waterford, with it's population of a whole 40,000 people is a city you have to think they may have a bit of a point.

    You say that like not being from a city makes someone a culchie.. Being from rural Ireland alone isn't what makes someone a culchie IMO, and besides that, there's plenty of people from large towns and other built up areas i.e. not a rural place that are quite the opposite of culchies, so I don't understand this whole ''not from Dublin city/any other city = culchie'' thing people seem to have. Then again the people who think that generally seem to be people who have probably never even met much people from other counties/haven't been to other counties, so essentially they have nothing to base that thought on besides a stereotype.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    IMHO, no matter how articulate / well crafted the words of a culchie, I always get the impression the accent gives them away as simple minded.

    You can be as intelligent as evaaar, but that accent will ruin any chances I have of ever trusting your intellect.

    Some may say I'm horribly biased for this, but I think that's why the stigma exists surrounding Culchies.

    Sort out that accent!


    The Dub accent is by far the most knackerish accent i have ever heard.In fact,it's identical to the Gyp's accent :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    People with country accents are culchies,it's not an insult though.It's like when culchies hear any Dublin accent and call someone a dub,nevermind if the accent is from Dalkey or Neilstown.They can't tell the difference between that,and city folk can't tell the difference between a Kilkenny accent or a Carlow accent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    awec wrote: »
    I believe what Dubs are getting at is that outside of Dublin, Irish "cities" are "cities" in name only in their opinion.

    When you consider Waterford, with it's population of a whole 40,000 people is a city you have to think they may have a bit of a point.

    that is nonsense with all due respect. Dublin people don't dictate what is or is not a culchie means "country person". I would not describe an urban area such as Waterford or Galway, as being in the "country". Would you?

    You are also neglecting the fact that a person living an urban area (any city or town) has quite a different view on life compared to that of a rural person. I know people from Limerick City who've never travelled 10 miles outside of the city, and who couldn't tell a tractor from combine harvester. I worked with one guy a few years ago who didn't even know how to get to the other side of the city. And i know country people who've hardly ever venture into the city. One of my neighbours hasn't gone 15 miles in the road to Limerick for over 20 years.

    Having grown up in the countryside and now living in a city, i can confidently say there is a big difference between culchie and city folk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Composed of straw, n lint bound together by muck, compost n general rural detritus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    A lot of people from Dublin consider anybody not from Dublin a culchie. Which is bullshït obviously.
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    No sir, it is in fact the truth.

    Yup. A lot of people showing their dislike of Dubliners on this thread!
    Hard to explain what I consider a culchie is but you can tell by the way they talk, what they wear and what they're into. Like someone that acts really farmerish.. & from a rural area maybe

    No, that would be a bogger. Culchie is much more general than that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,424 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    People with country accents are culchies,it's not an insult though.It's like when culchies hear any Dublin accent and call someone a dub,nevermind if the accent is from Dalkey or Neilstown.They can't tell the difference between that,and city folk can't tell the difference between a Kilkenny accent or a Carlow accent.
    Yeah but Dalkey and Neilstown are at least in the same county.

    For Dubs a culchie is anyone outside Dublin.
    For people from outside Dublin it's simply people who live out in the back arse of nowhere


  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    Sea Filly wrote: »
    A lot of people from Dublin consider anybody not from Dublin a culchie. Which is bullshït obviously.
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    No sir, it is in fact the truth.

    Yup. A lot of people showing their dislike of Dubliners on this thread!

    How does that comment imply that I dislike Dubliners? All I said was that the stereotype that some of them make is bullshït.. not once did I say I didn't like people from Dublin..


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    paddyandy wrote: »
    We are spoiled here in Dublin because there is every kind of scenery you can think of almost and it's not far away either
    On that score we're spoiled here in Ireland full stop. Low population density and largely bypassing the industrial revolution made a big diff. Our urban areas are tiny by comparison to other countries and especially our neighbour. We're spoiled rotten with green spaces and nearness of countryside in every city in Ireland. Like you say in London you've to travel a fair old way to get into the "proper" countryside.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,031 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I've been living in Ireland for nearly 13 years now, and only heard "culchie" a couple of years ago. My first guess was that it was short for "cultured" i.e. making fun of Dubliners, but then I learned it means the opposite. ("Unculchie", anyone?)

    It's hardly a uniquely Irish concept. In the USA they make jokes about West Virginia inbred hicks, England has its West Country types, people in Tokyo look down their noses at people from Hokkaido, and so on. In Germany, people from Swabia (SW Germany) get grief because they don't speak Hochdeutsch, but don't seem to care much (depending on who you talk to).

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    They bring it to you—free.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭hiram


    bnt wrote: »
    I've been living in Ireland for nearly 13 years now, and only heard "culchie" a couple of years ago. My first guess was that it was short for "cultured" i.e. making fun of Dubliners, but then I learned it means the opposite. ("Unculchie", anyone?)

    It's hardly a uniquely Irish concept. In the USA they make jokes about West Virginia inbred hicks, England has its West Country types, people in Tokyo look down their noses at people from Hokkaido, and so on. In Germany, people from Swabia (SW Germany) get grief because they don't speak Hochdeutsch, but don't seem to care much (depending on who you talk to).
    A. Culchie is ....someone who doesn't wear shiny tracksuits, doesn't stick earings and a tattoo on a two year old child, does not stab people at gigs, does not live with the constant drone of traffic in their ears, does not constantly say "do ya know wurra mean buddy", "bleedin.." or "howyez", does not know where the 42a goes to, does not care where the 42a goes to, does not think Kildare is "down the country", and does know that milk actually comes from a member of the bovine family, not Tesco or Spar... That's what a culchie is...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭lifelongnoob


    it works both ways... dubs call people that come from the countryside up to dublin, culchies... but now we have lots of dubs moving down the country... i called them Dubchies


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    don't know about anyone else, but being called a culchie is no hardship, compared to be called a jack or a dub.

    Bring it on culchies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,424 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    don't know about anyone else, but being called a culchie is no hardship, compared to be called a jack or a dub.

    Bring it on culchies.
    You know why dublin people are called jacks though right


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Slack jawed yokel type from Ireland.
    Talks funny, wears really old clothes, loves Smithwicks and Hurling.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    A culchie is a person that wears their wellies to weddings, funerals, pub, bamitzvah's, restaurant, work and while shopping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭The_fever


    Anyone with the name "Muldoon"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,424 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    A culchie is a person that wears their wellies to weddings, funerals, pub, bamitzvah's, restaurant, work and while shopping.
    BS. Us culchies are honest God fearing catholics, none of those foreign religions for us. I hear they don't even have tae and hang sangiches at those things anyway


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Culchies* are honest rural people who work hard, often on farms.

    Some of them may have shit on their boots, but those from the skangier parts of urban kips who look down on them have shit in their blood.

    *
    I believe the word culchie is originally derived from "Kiltimagh", which most Dubs couldn't pronounce properly and seem to think is where all the "muck savages" come from.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    summerskin wrote: »
    Manchester, London, Geneva, New York, Lyon and Miami.

    Ah, places that have NOTHING to do with the context of the conversation.

    Also, Miami is sh!t!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    hiram wrote: »
    bnt wrote: »
    I've been living in Ireland for nearly 13 years now, and only heard "culchie" a couple of years ago. My first guess was that it was short for "cultured" i.e. making fun of Dubliners, but then I learned it means the opposite. ("Unculchie", anyone?)

    It's hardly a uniquely Irish concept. In the USA they make jokes about West Virginia inbred hicks, England has its West Country types, people in Tokyo look down their noses at people from Hokkaido, and so on. In Germany, people from Swabia (SW Germany) get grief because they don't speak Hochdeutsch, but don't seem to care much (depending on who you talk to).
    A. Culchie is ....someone who doesn't wear shiny tracksuits, doesn't stick earings and a tattoo on a two year old child, does not stab people at gigs, does not live with the constant drone of traffic in their ears, does not constantly say "do ya know wurra mean buddy", "bleedin.." or "howyez", does not know where the 42a goes to, does not care where the 42a goes to, does not think Kildare is "down the country", and does know that milk actually comes from a member of the bovine family, not Tesco or Spar... That's what a culchie is...


    By that reasoning I am a culchie... Which is certainly a new one one me.

    A culchie is anyone who lives more than than five miles from a dart line in Dublin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    Felexicon wrote: »
    You know why dublin people are called jacks though right

    would it be the miniature union jack waving.:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    summerskin wrote: »
    Nope. It's the cosmopolitan nature of a city that makes it what it is. Beijing and Shanghai are great cities but hardly very cosmopolitan(and yes I've been to them) as they have quite a homogenised feel to them and not much in the way of international influence. as for Mumbai, any city where there are millions of people living in rubbish dumps can't really be considered sophisticated or cosmopolitan. All the cities I lived in, though, can.

    Dublin just has a small town, culchie feel in comparison.

    Well I bow down to your multikulti super sophisticated glow.
    I'm from Dublin but live in London but I think Dublin is as much a city as Munich or Stockholm or Oslo or Manchester or Vienna is. It's the capital of a country and the only place resembling a city in Dublin, and though it may be small in comparison it still has a wider range of pretty much everything than any other place in the country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,424 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    would it be the miniature union jack waving.:D
    Yep. They are actually called Jacks because the pale was the last place on the island to fly the union jack at full mast during the rising.

    Dublin people who know this tend to take a bit more offence to being called jacks


  • Administrators Posts: 54,087 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    THall04 wrote: »
    It was a fine walled city when ye Dublin muck savages were living in mud huts.
    I ain't a dub.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Felexicon wrote: »
    BS. Us culchies are honest God fearing catholics, none of those foreign religions for us. I hear they don't even have tae and hang sangiches at those things anyway

    But if you were forced to go to one, wellies would be adorned.


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    Ellis Dee wrote: »

    *
    I believe the word culchie is originally derived from "Kiltimagh", which most Dubs couldn't pronounce properly and seem to think is where all the "muck savages" come from.

    Killed me ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,424 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    But if you were forced to go to one, wellies would be adorned.
    Just wellies though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    summerskin wrote: »
    Manchester, London, Geneva, New York, Lyon and Miami.

    Manchester is no more a real city than Dublin, and Geneva's population is similar to that of Dublin, as is Lyon's.


  • Registered Users Posts: 548 ✭✭✭p.oconnor


    Thank christ im concidered to be a "culchie" anyway, the smell and uncleanliness or them city folk with their stupid posh accents ......i'd prefer to be a country boy any day of the week ......:D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭Leftist


    anyone in ireland from outside dublin. maybe only belfast would be the exception on the island.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    A culchie is anyone who has ever worn a body warmer for any reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Sea Filly wrote: »
    There's a lot of idiots in Ireland so!
    There certainly are. You shouldn't need me to tell you that, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,757 ✭✭✭el diablo


    Anyone outside of Dublin is considered a culchie. Cork, Roscommon, Limerick, Leitrim, Monaghan..... yiz are all the same and all culchies. :)

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    summerskin wrote: »
    Manchester, London, Geneva, New York, Lyon and Miami.

    Dublin is definitely more important to the world than manchester or lyon and possibly miami too. Those cities dont even have much bigger populations than dublin either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    A Tipp girl who moves to attend UCD and returns home at Christmas sounding like a Yank

    Is South Dublin the 51st state? What's with the American accent?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Waterford is Ireland's oldest city
    With that Viking reference in your location you should know this



    And you left out Kilkenny!

    Kilkenny..psshhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,709 ✭✭✭Tombo2001


    As a Dub, I went down to a Feile na Gael in Clare as a teenager.....we were put up with a local family living in Shannon. I couldnt get over the young lad in the house, my own age, going on about all the Culchies who lived in some village down the road...

    I was thinking WTF.....but you're a culchie too.....do ya not know that.

    Irony being I grew up a few miles outside Swords, surrounded by fields, but never once for a second thought that I was a culchie. Didnt have a bogger accent anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    Felexicon wrote: »
    Yeah but Dalkey and Neilstown are at least in the same county.

    For Dubs a culchie is anyone outside Dublin.
    For people from outside Dublin it's simply people who live out in the back arse of nowhere

    both the bold parts mean the same thing :p


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