Did you ever find something you shouldn't have in your parents' bedroom?

some random drunk · 22-03-2012 4:27pm #1

When I was a young fella my ma used to keep all the chocolate bars, crisps etc hidden from us in her bedroom wardrobe. One time when she was busy downstairs I reckoned I'd sneak into her room and help myself to a packet of crisps. After a bit of rumaging and not coming across any snacks I opened up a bag and found a copy of FIFA95 for the megadrive - the same game I asked Santy for Christmas. That was the moment I knew for sure Santy wasn't real.

Anyone got any stories of finding something strange, untoward or funny in their parents' bedrooms?

Dravokivich · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

A used condom they didn't seem to have time to dispose of.

maximoose · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

Dodgy German porn on VHS

My ma's handgun

I was an awful little bast*rd for going hoking around the house...

admiralofthefleet · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

my ma'a neck massager, at least that what she said it was

howsyourtusk · 22-03-2012 4:29pm

Found some condoms when I was about 10. Stole one and had my first posh ****. Was a special moment :P

Owryan · 22-03-2012 4:31pm

found my parents having sex .............shudder

dulpit · 22-03-2012 4:31pm

Nothing here really, feeling left out now...

stovelid · 22-03-2012 4:33pm

My sexuality.

cynder · 22-03-2012 4:33pm

I found a bunch of mags when i was around 5 and at 13 i found a buzzing obect, i now know what it is... also walked in on my parents when i was 5.

I know a lad who arrived home early from school to find his dad in bed with another man, needless to say his wife divorced him...

My mother found handcuffs in my room when i was 20, there was an innocent answer for me having them,,, honestly.

smash · 22-03-2012 4:33pm

some random drunk wrote: »

That was the moment I knew for sure Santy wasn't real.

What? :eek::eek:

:(:(:(

kfallon · 22-03-2012 4:34pm

Shergar....under the bed.....I've said too much

ColeTrain · 22-03-2012 4:35pm

A whip, chains and a funny leather mask. They were minding it for the old man next door. He liked to play dress up.

Mindkiller · 22-03-2012 4:55pm

Lube

Andy!! · 22-03-2012 4:58pm

howsyourtusk wrote: »

Found some condoms when I was about 10. Stole one and had my first posh ****. Was a special moment :P

Thanks for sharing that.

minidazzler · 22-03-2012 5:07pm

ColeTrain wrote: »

A whip, chains and a funny leather mask. They were minding it for the old man next door. He liked to play dress up.

With your parents...

I Heart Internet · 22-03-2012 5:18pm

You mean porn and dildos???

No. Never.

luckyfrank · 22-03-2012 5:20pm

a kilo of coke

Viral Vector · 22-03-2012 5:22pm

A Bertie Ahern mask!

[shudders!]

subway · 22-03-2012 5:22pm

grindelwald wrote: »

I know a lady who arrived home early from school to find his dad in bed with another man, needless to say his wife divorced him...
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