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Arrested for sexing@!

17-10-2008 12:33am

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/17/dubai

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#2 17-10-2008 12:35am

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Normally i'd have sympathy for them, but they were warned earlier in the day. So in fact i hope they get lots of sexy time in prison!

Idiots.

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#3 17-10-2008 12:42am

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I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.

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#4 17-10-2008 12:45am

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well they did come from a "champagne-fuelled brunch"

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#5 17-10-2008 12:46am

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Thats what you get for having a Luxury "Sex on The Beach" cocktail.

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#6 17-10-2008 12:49am

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Wasnt as if they didnt know the rules and customs of the country and i suppose the authorities had to make an example of someone sooner or later .But daft to

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#7 17-10-2008 12:50am

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latchyco wrote: »

Wasnt as if they didnt know the rules and customs of the country and i suppose the authorities had to make an example of someone sooner or later .But daft to

I think most countries have rules against public sexing no?

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#8 17-10-2008 12:51am

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heymcflyx wrote: »

I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.

Meh, i would.

Waste not want not;)

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#9 17-10-2008 12:53am

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Named and shamed. What will the neighbours say?!

Very embarrassing coming home....

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#10 17-10-2008 12:53am

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He was probably using the penis cream treatment when she was just "lying on top of him". Misunderstood I'm sure.

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#11 17-10-2008 12:58am

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brianthebard wrote: »

I think most countries have rules against public sexing no?

but are those rules enforced like this in this case ? I dont think so .Go into any public park in ireland or uk at any time of the day and you will see lovers doing what lovers do .And i seen enough open sex abroad on beaches without a cop in sight ,but they were not muslim countries .

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#12 17-10-2008 12:58am

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Pfft, luxury hotel beach........ unless they have someone with a fan standing over you blowing the sand away from ones chaffing areas while you're giving it large style, then it's not luxury!

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#13 17-10-2008 12:59am

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Kinetic^ wrote: »

Pfft, luxury hotel beach........ unless they have someone with a fan standing over you blowing the sand away from ones chaffing areas while you're giving it large style, then it's not luxury!

They were using one of those loungers! It probably even had a cushion.

Now THAT'S living the high life!

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#14 17-10-2008 1:03am

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heymcflyx wrote: »

I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.

She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX4j5cEo20

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#15 17-10-2008 1:04am

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Overheal wrote: »

She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

She does have a snooker player's chin though.

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#16 17-10-2008 1:06am

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MagicMarker wrote: »

She does have a snooker player's chin though.

Hardly damning. even though it does look like a mini-ass

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#17 17-10-2008 1:06am

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Overheal wrote: »

She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

Poor girl and guy were obiously gagging for it and it was probably the thrill of maybe getting caught to .

She has fcuk me written all over her face .

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#18 17-10-2008 1:07am

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Overheal wrote: »

Hardly damning. even though it does look like a mini-ass.

I don't discriminate anyway, i like snooker.

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#19 17-10-2008 1:11am

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MagicMarker wrote: »

She does have a snooker player's chin though.

lol!

i wonder if he potted the pink or the brown???????;)

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#20 17-10-2008 1:22am

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pebbles21 wrote: »

lol!

i wonder if he potted the pink or the brown???????;)

Depends, could have fouled and potted both, while using the rest.

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#21 17-10-2008 1:38am

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Overheal wrote: »

She looks lovely, wtf are you on about? Freckle-Nazi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSX4j5cEo20

Ahem, wee bit disturbing given that's clearly a kids tv show. The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though...

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#22 17-10-2008 1:55am

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Simi wrote: »

The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though...

Err... she's also about 10 years old.

Whatever floats yer boat though.

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#23 17-10-2008 2:06am

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Simi wrote: »

Ahem, wee bit disturbing given that's clearly a kids tv show. The girl in the pink wig is a little hottie though...

Ehh as pointed out, she's about 10!!!

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#24 17-10-2008 2:10am

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It was posted for the song, not the scary inclination.

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#25 17-10-2008 2:12am

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heymcflyx wrote: »

I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.

Shes nice lookin!

I dont see the problem!

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#26 17-10-2008 2:15am

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brendansmith wrote: »

Shes nice lookin!

I dont see the problem!

The problem is her clitoris is as big as a terry's chocolate orange! :eek:

Don't tap it, whack it!

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#27 17-10-2008 2:16am

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Overheal wrote: »

It was posted for the song, not the scary inclination.

Oh I think most people would pick up on that but we're focusing on Simis remark..... a little scary.

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#28 17-10-2008 2:20am

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Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Oh I think most people would pick up on that

with all the **** I read here today you just never know :rolleyes:

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#29 17-10-2008 2:26am

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Overheal wrote: »

with all the **** I read here today you just never know :rolleyes:

Quite you!
You caused enough trouble with your bitch comment!!

"now i wont have to blow my load on her face' - What the hell were you thinking???

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:eek:

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#30 17-10-2008 2:36am

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I was thinking of recanting my face-shooting ways and helping my better half fight breast cancer. duh.

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#31 17-10-2008 2:47am

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was listening to this on spin talk today and apparently they only met that day!in fairness, they seem to both suit eachother, they're both bet down!

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#32 17-10-2008 2:50am

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White_Feather wrote: »

was listening to this on spin talk today and apparently they only met that day!in fairness, they seem to both suit eachother, they're both bet down!

To mexico town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Id say he was only tearin away on her!

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#33 17-10-2008 2:55am

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Well they were caught before hand then told "stop you kids"

then an hour or so later they went back at it ... serves them right

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#34 17-10-2008 3:01am

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Lads, whats sex like??

Is it any good?

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#35 17-10-2008 10:20am

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brendansmith wrote: »

Lads, whats sex like??

Is it any good?

Ask yore ma!

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#36 17-10-2008 10:35am

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brendansmith wrote: »

Lads, whats sex like??

Is it any good?

It's kind of like...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

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#37 17-10-2008 10:39am

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Well this one says that they didn't actually have sex, clicky, and something about their defence now appealing the sentence because it was too lenient or something weird like that. Think he's probably trying to get them to admit that it's a daft rule so the country either has to embarrass themselves by sentencing a couple of westerners to a full year for having a kiss on the beach and affect further investment form western countries for their backward regulations, or they just let them go and say never come back again.

She's already lost her job though.

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#38 17-10-2008 11:18am

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latchyco wrote: »

Poor girl and guy were obiously gagging for it and it was probably the thrill of maybe getting caught to .

Well you can be sure they'll experience a wide amount of strange and thrilling suprise sex if they're sent to prison over there.

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#39 17-10-2008 11:48am

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I'm sure you would probably get 3 months in some backwater of the States for the same thing. Dubai is pretty tolerant as the middle east goes.

They should be happy it wasn't Saudi Arabia. He would probably be beheaded and she would be stoned to death.

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#40 17-10-2008 12:51pm

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The Saudis usually just deport westerners for stuff like that. Their own people though...

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#41 17-10-2008 1:37pm

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Damn straight ! ireland used to be like that !! then everybody started ignoring the church and now the country is like sodom, people talking about sex like its ok and natural ! Feck natural ! natural is living in a bush and slinging ****e at other people ! Once stds destroy 99% of the earths population we`ll all be sorry !!

Seriously though, when your in a country you obey the laws of the land, and Im sure you`d want to be living in a cave not to know that certain things just arent acceptable in Islamic country's, and while I dont agree with those laws, you still have to obey them, just because most of the world is westernised doesn't mean there arent different cultures.

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#42 17-10-2008 1:37pm

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Dinter wrote: »

Well you can be sure they'll experience a wide amount of strange and thrilling suprise sex if they're sent to prison over there.

I am guessing on appeal they will be released in a few weeks .

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#43 17-10-2008 1:45pm

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heymcflyx wrote: »

I would probably need a couple of pints to mount her.

No man, she mounted him.

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#44 18-10-2008 12:09pm

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will they have conjugal rights ?

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#45 18-10-2008 1:01pm

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Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559611/

Date of Birth: 26 May 1991

In the clip that was shown, she's about ten.

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#46 18-10-2008 2:31pm

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I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but those countries are really backward.

some guy got 4 years in prison because they found a microscopic spec of cannabis weighing 0.003 g on the sole of his shoe (he could have easily stepped on it on the street or anything!)

here's a link, complete with ignorant comments from typical daily mail readers;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512815/Briton-jailed-years-Dubai-customs-cannabis-weighing-grain-sugar-shoe.html

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#47 18-10-2008 6:08pm

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seclachi wrote: »

Damn straight ! ireland used to be like that !!

Who in their right mind would try to have sex on an irish beach? Have fun freezing to death you loony.

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#48 18-10-2008 9:34pm

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MagicMarker wrote: »

In the clip that was shown, she's about ten.

oh crap - wrong thread

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