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Eating a banana in nightclubs

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    #32
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Depends on what you're doing. I mean if you're eating a banana whilest massaging your prostate,that may be considered unacceptable


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    #33
    Scanlas The 2nd
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    Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.


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    #34
    MonkeyTennis
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    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.

    you had to take it too far, didnt you :confused:


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    #35
    Hazys
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    Thats nothing.

    I live in the US so when i go home, i only go into town on nights out so i only get to quench my cravings then.

    Last year, i brought in sausage rolls, hot chicken rolls and white magnums into the nightclub.

    Nothing makes you look more like a fat bastard than eating sausage rolls in the middle of the dancefloor.


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    #36
    Bipolar Joe
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    ronoc wrote: »
    Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

    When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

    This, only have it in a shirt pocket, and remove the sticker from it while maintaining eye contact. This could be the very thing we need as a nation!


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    #37
    Caliden
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    I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

    A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ


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    #38
    Funglegunk
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    You should get a whole bunch of bananas and pretend they are your fingers.


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    #39
    **Timbuk2**
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    Eat about 8 bananas beforehand, then you won't need to eat a banana when you are in there.


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    #40
    Scanlas The 2nd
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    Caliden wrote: »
    I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

    A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

    How is eating a banana random? I get hungry when out so I brought a banana. It's functional not some random cone Ing you speak of.


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    #41
    twistedsoul
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    There used to be a night club in Clondalkin called the blue banana im sure its happened there before :)


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    #42
    BengaLover
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    As long as you didnt make eye contact with anyone whilst eating it, I dont see a problem with it.;)


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    #43
    johnners2981
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    stupidusername wrote: »
    Depends on what you're doing. I mean if you're eating a banana whilest massaging your prostate,that may be considered unacceptable

    So unless I'm chewing on a banana I can massage my prostate in public, this is great news


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    #44
    WindSock
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    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.


    It is yeah...a like a BANANA BOAT!
    because it's massive


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    #45
    ziggy23
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2KXudEjkI
    :D:D


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    #46
    phill106
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    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

    Don't do it, that is what happened to the first Scanlas!
    I heard he died....


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    #47
    BigBrownBear
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    You would look SO cool if the DJ was playing a Bananarama track:D:D


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    #48
    stupidusername
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    johnners2981 wrote: »
    So unless I'm chewing on a banana I can massage my prostate in public, this is great news

    Nope,didn't say that. But sure go ahead and see what happens.


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    #49
    kelle
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    I suppose it would be no worse than when my friend, on her first visit to a nightclub, went to the bar and asked for a glass of milk.

    EDIT: Damn, you got there before me!
    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Also I think I'll order a pint of milk.


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    #50
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    Caliden wrote: »
    I'd probably think you were someone crying out for some attention from your attempt at being 'random lol'.

    A bit like this new 'Cone-ing' fad
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygNjMSllLQ

    The video after that is Justin Beber cone-ing so its not cool anymore...


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    #51
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    A friend of mine whipped out an apple in a club one night and didnt understsand why we found it odd....

    Although the same guy had a cable off the dvd player as a belt one night as he couldnt find his proper belt.

    what a man!


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    #52
    stupidusername
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    Would you eat a banana in a Peugeot 207 TDI?


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    #53
    ElectroJazz
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    Griffin1988 wrote: »
    "Is that lad eating a banana?"

    "He is...so...you want a yolk?"

    "Yeah"

    <cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


    Be about the sum total of it mate.

    I think what would happen in this situation is the attention will be taken away from the person eating a banana, and drawn towards the two guys eating eggs on the dancefloor. :confused:


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    #54
    Crooked Jack
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    Any word on how this went?


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    #55
    Run_to_da_hills
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    Management wouldn't be too happy with the liability aspect if the skins were discarded on the dance floor..


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    #56
    xoxyx
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    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

    Teddy? Is that you??


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    #57
    danniemcq
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    Well OP musta been arrested or killed. With no reply from them since its the only possible outcomes.

    Kids say no to bananas, its a slippery slope...


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    #58
    Funglegunk
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    Because of this thread, I found out that a 'hand' of bananas is a legitimate collective noun. This fact has changed my life.


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