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Your most embarrassing sex story

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    #32
    markomuscle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 560 ✭✭✭markomuscle


    after hours isn't the place for virgins, is it?


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    #33
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    markomuscle wrote: »
    after hours isn't the place for virgins, is it?

    I think its exactly the place for virgins tbh.


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    #34
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Doom wrote: »
    Banjo string...I'm saying no more than that!


    Not exactly hard to guess, in fairness.





    Mine is too embarrassing to share. :)


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All my sex stories are embarrassing, mostly for the other parties.


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    #36
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    This one time.. at band camp...


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    #37
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    Not exactly hard to guess, in fairness.





    Mine is too embarrassing to share. :)

    Arah go on and finish the story there


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    #38
    syklops
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    This thread disappoints.


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    #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    syklops wrote: »
    This thread disappoints.

    You should see my penis.


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    #40
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    irish bloke wrote: »
    One time while having a threesome with 2 smoking blonds, their girlfriend called to the flat, saw us at it and asked to join. Was only able to go another half hour with all 3. Worst day ever, So embarrassing.....



    Hate when that happens


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    #41
    calanus
    Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭calanus


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You should see my penis.

    This works so well with your boards name too :p


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    #42
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    calanus wrote: »
    This works so well with your boards name too :p

    Based off the last 4 letters of your username i think we could get at least one interesting sex srtory


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    #43
    sea_monkey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    i live with this lad from back home, we're cousins actually.

    so one night i go into his room, see him lying there.

    he's snoring but in a really sexy way, like so so sexy.

    im extra vascular and hard with the noise.

    anyway, i decide to choke the chicken, spank the monkey, slay the serpent, while listening to his sweet sweet sex snores.

    at the point of climax i am envisaging me, him and elton john doing some freaky stuff with play-doh so im not concentrating on my member.

    i end up finishing on my own face, he wakes up and i ask him can i borrow a couple of eggs, all the while covered in my discarded offspring.

    boy was my face red (had an std)


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    #44
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    The Short Version. <<<<<<<<<<< (Not Dick Related)

    Dick Is Rock Hard, Dick Comes Out Of Jocks.

    Dick Touches Her Leg On The Way In.

    Boom!!! Blow My Load On Her Leg.


    Not My Finest Hour.

    It Had Been A While :o


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    #45
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    There is that one story about me, 2 guys and a raccoon in a tent deep in a wintery Canadian forest but none of you want to hear about that. :)


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    #46
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    There is that one story about me, 2 guys and a raccoon in a tent deep in a wintery Canadian forest but none of you want to hear about that. :)
    I do, I love Bert

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiVOLvhvsyo


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    #47
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    sea_monkey wrote: »
    i live with this lad from back home, we're cousins actually.

    so one night i go into his room, see him lying there.

    he's snoring but in a really sexy way, like so so sexy.

    im extra vascular and hard with the noise.

    anyway, i decide to choke the chicken, spank the monkey, slay the serpent, while listening to his sweet sweet sex snores.

    at the point of climax i am envisaging me, him and elton john doing some freaky stuff with play-doh so im not concentrating on my member.

    i end up finishing on my own face, he wakes up and i ask him can i borrow a couple of eggs, all the while covered in my discarded offspring.

    boy was my face red (had an std)


    Your a sick puppy


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    #48
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Specialun wrote: »
    Your a sick puppy

    Fight Fight Fight Fight


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    #49
    sea_monkey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    Specialun wrote: »
    Your a sick puppy

    have a story about me and a puppy actually lol, rainy days eh?


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    #50
    Dohnny Jepp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭Dohnny Jepp


    sea_monkey wrote: »
    have a story about me and a puppy actually lol, rainy days eh?

    I thought it was a paedophile cat who wore a strange hat that broke into houses when the parents were away on rainy days.


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    #51
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Scanned the thread looking for an 'ihatecuddles' response and there's none!

    A sex thread isn't a sex thread without her stories.


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    #52
    citytillidie
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    canadianwoman wrote: »
    There is that one story about me, 2 guys and a raccoon in a tent deep in a wintery Canadian forest but none of you want to hear about that. :)

    It's too close to thanksgiving for that story.

    ******



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    #53
    Legs.Eleven
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    Timmyctc wrote: »
    Arah go on and finish the story there


    You snapped it. Blood all over the gaf. Morto.


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
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    sea_monkey wrote: »
    have a story about me and a puppy actually lol, rainy days eh?

    It's not cheating if it's your dog.


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    #55
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    fell asleep. :o

    I'm sorry *****, I'm sure you were really good. :o


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    #56
    KeithM89
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    A few years ago i was out in a club with a few friends, the night was nearly over, we were all really drunk, when one of them came up, said he pulled and didnt have any condoms so gave him one, a few minutes later i pulled too, ran into the bathroom to get some johnnys from the vending machine and went off with her.
    Eventually get back to her place, just about to do it when i reach into my pocket and instead of a condom, pull out a packet of Poppets.


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    #57
    exador
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    My first time was embarrassing...

    After we had finished I looked around and her Mother was standing there looking at us...There was akward silence and nobody spoke for what seemed like five minutes..... And then eventually the silence was broken by he mother..

    She just went Baaaaaaaaaa


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    #58
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    A friend eh?

    Thread is useless without a 'A friend' amnesty!!


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    #59
    Osborne
    Registered Users Posts: 310 ✭✭Osborne


    Keith wrote: »
    A few years ago i was out in a club with a few friends, the night was nearly over, we were all really drunk, when one of them came up, said he pulled and didnt have any condoms so gave him one, a few minutes later i pulled too, ran into the bathroom to get some johnnys from the vending machine and went off with her.
    Eventually get back to her place, just about to do it when i reach into my pocket and instead of a condom, pull out a packet of Poppets.

    Mint or toffee?

    At least your pocket got a good rattle. Noisy b*stards.


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    #60
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Osborne wrote: »
    Mint or toffee?

    At least your pocket got a good rattle. Noisy b*stards.

    Toffee.
    I offered her one and she wasnt impressed. She wouldnt even suck me off so just walked home and ate the rest.
    One of my more successful nights in fairness.


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    #61
    Itwasntme.
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    I got with a guy I really liked. I had a panic attack mid-action. I dressed up really quickly while trying concentrate on breathing and legged it. I've been trying to get him to talk to me since but it's never going to happen :(.


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