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Fir Tree Found Growing Inside Man's Lung

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    #32
    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,841 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    He can put it all behind him and turn over a new leaf.


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    #33
    Heisenberg.
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    #34
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Scien wrote: »
    I'm sycamore and more people just using this mans ailment fir a cheap laugh.

    Give that man a medal, the only pun i didn't see coming.
    Wooden it be nice if he survives? *ya, ya, i know.*


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    #35
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    I wonder did he get wood from the whole incident?


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    #36
    Mexicola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭Mexicola


    I'd say he felt like a right plank when he saw that. He probably milled into a few beers afterwards too...


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    #37
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    *evil laughs in dark corner*

    Fools! I saw him. He was sexing with the trees! The tree impregnated him.. He should be made to have it!

    The dirrrty bästard.


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    #38
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    He must be happy that they removed the fir tree from his lungs.

    No pun intended.


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    #39
    Red Sleeping Beauty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Those are some might fine douglas firs...


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    #40
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    That's really weird. I can't believe it!


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    #41
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    His father was in the special branch. :pac:


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    Ann22
    Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    My sister knows a woman who had a bad cough, was sent for an xray and a wee roundy thing showed up. The docs thought it was a little tumour...sent her for a broncoscopy...and lo and behold they found a button. Dunno a fcuk how that got there:confused::D. How would you inhale a button?


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    #43
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    chocolate button or ordinary clothing type button?


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    #44
    Ann22
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    wudangclan wrote: »
    chocolate button or ordinary clothing type button?
    You know, it never crossed my mind to ask. I'd say it was a clothing type one 'cos a chocolate one would surely melt into some kind of goo all mixed up with the mucus...it wouldn't have been identifiable as a chocolate button. I'd imagine it would be more likely to inhale a chocolate one though.


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    #45
    shezzie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    wood they be doing a full body check up now they dont want to be barking up the wrong tree and finding one connected to his heart or something - he'll soon have a forest growing inside him if they aren't careful - definate job for that specialist tree surgeon


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    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Ann22 wrote: »
    You know, it never crossed my mind to ask. I'd say it was a clothing type one 'cos a chocolate one would surely melt into some kind of goo all mixed up with the mucus...it wouldn't have been identifiable as a chocolate button. I'd imagine it would be more likely to inhale a chocolate one though.

    it's hard to conceive unless she works in a button factory


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    #47
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Cedar I told you, lifes a Birch!.
    Luckly for him they pulled his chessnuts out of the fire.
    Hopefully now people will leaf the guy alone and give him a chance to conifer with his doctors.
    Oak e dokey!.:confused:


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    Ann22
    Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    wudangclan wrote: »
    it's hard to conceive unless she works in a button factory
    The woman thinks it was there since her childhood. She's a friend of my sister's mother in law and is in her 70s, probably there years..


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    #49
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Ann22 wrote: »
    The woman thinks it was there since her childhood. She must've nearly choked on it once.

    i kinda know how she feels. i swallowed two dice one time and i'm still waiting to see what numbers come up.


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    #50
    Owenw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Owenw


    Abigayle wrote: »
    *evil laughs in dark corner*

    Fools! I saw him. He was sexing with the trees! The tree impregnated him.. He should be made to have it!

    The dirrrty bästard.

    Like that movie where John Hurt was impregnated by a treehugger...


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