Girls, do you crotch-watch?

Rozabeez · 22-12-2008 12:57pm

Women boob-watch too.

Somtimes I can't help crotch watch, if a guy is just clearly well hung and can't hide the bulge it's going to get a few glances. I'm more of a shoulder/scruffy face/hair watcher though. Innocent as I am.

MIN2511 · 22-12-2008 1:47pm

Hahahhaha....

Wow! I do this all the time, it's really bad... First thing i check out in a guy

Oh God, i need divine intervention

jojobrad · 23-12-2008 12:00am

Now you know how women feel all the time when trying to have a conversation with a man.........we're lucky to get the odd bit of eye contact.

shreksaurus · 23-12-2008 12:40am

I do it. I eye my driving instructors crotch all the time. Whenever i'm finished reversing around the corner, he opens the door to have a look and see how far i am from the kerb. He tells me to lean over and have a look. My face is close to his lap then and I always have a look at his crotch and i like it.

beks101 · 23-12-2008 2:36am

Rozabeez wrote: »

Women boob-watch too.

Sorry about the OT post, but I have to agree with this.

I can think of three female work colleagues who I've caught sneaking glances at my womanly parts. Now I never wear anything to work that would pull attention in that direction so I've found it kind of fascinating...

I wouldn't exactly have a tiny chest but surely that shouldn't make a difference assuming the women in question are straight (which it would turn out they are, though I've had my doubts about one of them she does it so often!)

Crotch watching is fun though!

Abi · 24-12-2008 9:53am

I agree with both. Ive been boob-watched, catch myself doing it. But I quite enjoy crotch-watching. Ive turned something considered an uncomfortable accident to my advantage. I do it frequently at work, and only if its seen does it have the desired effect. Nothing stops a guy mid-sentence faster than catching you looking and are not ashamed, and smiling at him. Before you know it Ive 3 cups of coffee on my desk, and that report I had to have done today will do at the end of of the week. ;-)

allabouteve · 28-12-2008 12:12am

Depends on the state of my hormones.....in the middle of my month every trouser bulge gets sized up and ranked, and a lot more overtly than I would at other times

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David Hasselhoff is hypnotising me, and he's starting to look good.

MJOR · 29-12-2008 1:16am

nah

fonpokno · 29-12-2008 1:22am

I have never once crotch watched... I didn't realise this was something anyone did? It's never even crossed my mind!

Galvasean · 29-12-2008 1:29am

fonpokno wrote: »

I have never once crotch watched... I didn't realise this was something anyone did? It's never even crossed my mind!

And now because of this thread the next time you are out you will be powerless to resist.

Nightwish · 29-12-2008 2:17am

fonpokno wrote: »

I have never once crotch watched... I didn't realise this was something anyone did? It's never even crossed my mind!

My sentiments exactly! Should I be doing it because it wouldnt be something I'd be entirely comfortable with

FruitLover · 29-12-2008 2:31am

I've caught a few women (and men for that matter! :eek:) at it. At least the women are a bit more subtle, but I think they're becoming less and less so!

Zaph wrote: »

I don't know if you were around for the whole sleaze debate that we had going on recently about the picture threads, but it's something that many of the ladies here have genuine concerns about

I think there's an obvious difference between sleazy remarks specifically directed at an individual (because of their photo) and a general tongue-in-cheek post (in a thread which, after all, is about cocks) TBH.

I'm sure this forum can be a pain to moderate at times, but might you admit to a tendency to be over-enthusiastic? It's not 'Humanities' after all.

pseudonym1 · 29-12-2008 2:44am

Yes

I think it may be my unevolved animal instincts! And I often wonder what lies beneath...

Jamie Rednapp was presenting some soccer coverage today - he was sitting in such away that crotch watching was unavoidable. Legs as far a part as possible in a stance as if he had something to prove thas just not attractive!

jane86 · 29-12-2008 2:57am

Yes, I use to do it all the time in my teens.

I havin't done it purposely in a while.

I remember catching a guy in my class in college boob watch me and pointed out that I had seen him.

Pyr0 · 29-12-2008 9:42am

I reckon its on par with men ass watching it's just that wimmen never talk about it !

IvaBigWun · 29-12-2008 2:40pm

Ive caught two girls who are good friends do it to me in the last few weeks.

Should I buy clown trousers for extra room?

Dave5 · 29-12-2008 2:52pm

Pyr0 wrote: »

I reckon its on par with men ass watching it's just that wimmen never talk about it !

Men boob and ass watch all of the time, we are masters of doing it when good-looking women don't realise it....

...i recall i saw a letter in a early morning edition of a Dublin newspaper last month, were a woman was complaining that two guys were having a good look down her top, while she was standing up on the Luas, one morning....

...you're right saying women never talk about it, but most men are always at it.
I do it, i won't lie...and no i'm not a pervert...if it's there i'm always going to look, can't help it.

Galvasean · 29-12-2008 4:35pm

pseudonym1 wrote: »

Jamie Rednapp was presenting some soccer coverage today - he was sitting in such away that crotch watching was unavoidable.

Anything to distract you from his woeful 'punditry'.

beertons · 29-12-2008 10:48pm

I'll have a peek if it's worth it...

hughes2558 · 29-12-2008 11:03pm

beertons wrote: »

I'll have a peek if it's worth it...

How will you know if its worth it or not before you do have a peek..:P

pseudonym1 · 29-12-2008 11:34pm

Galvasean wrote: »

Anything to distract you from his woeful 'punditry'.

Oh I didn't actually listin to him! Just watched

Miss Fluff · 30-12-2008 5:02pm

Yes my eyes are invariably drawn to the crotch area. If I see them and happen to think they are attractive, eyes always gravitate from face to crotch. Have been caught doing this on a number of occasions which is slightly embarrassing, especially as recently I did it to my male boss without realising. He was giving a presentation, my mind wandered, as did my eyes, and he clocked me doing it. Cringe.

getz · 30-12-2008 5:14pm

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Yes my eyes are invariably drawn to the crotch area. If I see them and happen to think they are attractive, eyes always gravitate from face to crotch. Have been caught doing this on a number of occasions which is slightly embarrassing, especially as recently I did it to my male boss without realising. He was giving a presentation, my mind wandered, as did my eyes, and he clocked me doing it. Cringe.

i bet this year you will be up for promotion

SeekUp · 30-12-2008 6:36pm

No crotch-watching for me, unless I'm using public transportation and some guy's got his legs spread. Then it's a crotch-watch coupled with a there-are-other-people-who-might-want-to-sit look.

Rozabeez wrote: »

Women boob-watch too.

Yeah, I do this far more often. Boobs are out there, easier to see and compare how we all display them.

ChewChew · 30-12-2008 6:59pm

I crotch watch. And Bum watch. And face watch. And shoe watch. And Clothes watch.

Chewie

's the menz.

Alicat · 30-12-2008 7:38pm

If the guys can boob/ass-watch I don't see why we can't check them out every so often...admittedly I only ever crotch-watch hot guys. And it's only ever a quick glimpse! No blatant staring, too easy to get caught

ChewChew · 30-12-2008 8:01pm

Alicat wrote: »

If the guys can boob/ass-watch I don't see why we can't check them out every so often...admittedly I only ever crotch-watch hot guys. And it's only ever a quick glimpse! No blatant staring, too easy to get caught

All the better if u crotch watch a hot guy and get caught!

Alicat · 30-12-2008 8:05pm

ChewChew wrote: »

All the better if u crotch watch a hot guy and get caught!

Not if you've a boyfriend! :pac: Ssssshhhhh!!!

30-12-2008 8:54pm

I have a friend who is one of these fidgety self adjusters.
If we are having a long conversation, I catch myself glaring at his crotch in anticipation of his bad manners.

GirlInterrupted · 30-12-2008 9:29pm

Moonbaby wrote: »

I I catch myself glaring at his crotch in anticipation of his bad manners.

I hate when men exit the lavatories still adjusting their zippers. Proof of optional attitudes to hand washing, as well as bad manners.

brianthebard · 30-12-2008 9:51pm

Not necessarily, could just be a double check before heading back into the room/bar. Why is it bad manners though?

Red Hand · 30-12-2008 9:55pm

Fumbling at one's fork is never good manners.:pac:

GirlInterrupted · 30-12-2008 9:58pm

brianthebard wrote: »

Not necessarily, could just be a double check before heading back into the room/bar. Why is it bad manners though?

Handling one's delicate items in public isn't exactly decorus, is it? If I did it I'd probably be arrested.

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Fumbling at one's fork is never good manners.:pac:

Well put Myles.

brianthebard · 30-12-2008 10:04pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Handling one's delicate items in public isn't exactly decorus, is it? If I did it I'd probably be arrested.

No one would arrest you if you did it. In any case, which is worse, flying low or a quick once over?

GirlInterrupted · 30-12-2008 10:29pm

brianthebard wrote: »

No one would arrest you if you did it. In any case, which is worse, flying low or a quick once over?

But its rarely a once over, its usually (the ones I notice anyway) a full-on fiddle, complete with satisfied expression...

Zaph · 30-12-2008 11:43pm

Well a good readjustment is very satisfying.

brianthebard · 30-12-2008 11:46pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

But its rarely a once over, its usually (the ones I notice anyway) a full-on fiddle, complete with satisfied expression...

I see girls doing the same thing with their bras though...

Rabies · 30-12-2008 11:50pm

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Fumbling at one's fork is never good manners.:pac:

But you need the fork to put the meat back in line.

Sometimes its easy to forget if you've zipped up or not.

GirlInterrupted · 30-12-2008 11:54pm

Zaph wrote: »

Well a good readjustment is very satisfying.

No doubt. But at what point does a readjustment descend into something a little more um, satisfying?

brianthebard wrote: »

I see girls doing the same thing with their bras though...

No, no, no, we don't fiddle with the contents, although occasionally the straps may need adjustment.

Rabies wrote: »

Sometimes its easy to forget if you've zipped up or not.

No, not buying that, if I can remember if its all encased as it should be, and so should any man.

Zaph · 31-12-2008 12:01am

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

No doubt. But at what point does a readjustment descend into something a little more um, satisfying?

Well there's a hell of a difference between a spot of readjustment and going off half-cocked. If you're that easily excitable you probably shouldn't be allowed out in polite company.

brianthebard · 31-12-2008 12:01am

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

No doubt. But at what point does a readjustment descend into something a little more um, satisfying?

When things start growing?

No, no, no, we don't fiddle with the contents, although occasionally the straps may need adjustment.

Sometimes ye do! Are you saying lads moving things around as part of their readjustments? I guess that's a bit much.

Also, lolz at zaph!

LolaLuv · 31-12-2008 12:03am

I really don't think I crotch watch at all. I generally only notice face and build. Maybe I'm one of those wimmin Wibbs was talking about who don't realize they're doing it, but I highly doubt that.

Red Hand · 31-12-2008 3:32pm

Rabies wrote: »

But you need the fork to put the meat back in line.

Sometimes its easy to forget if you've zipped up or not.

I have a solution. If a gentleman finds himself in the unenviable position of having a certain part of his atire unzipped, or should be curious to know as to whether it is unzipped or not, then he should follow these simple, easy to use instructions.

First find a quiet location so as to carry out this delicate operation, preferably the corner of the room.
Next, he should take out a certain piece of apparatus from his pocket, namely two pairs of salad tongs.
Using these instruments, he delicately ascertains the status of his zipper, and performs necessary adjustments if needed.
Also, once "The boys are back in the barracks!" as Alan Partridge might say, he can then rest assured that he has handled the operation in clean, mannerly fashion. Thus his manners and his cleaniness cannot be brought into question.
So as to give himself a wide berth when doing this, he may also take the added precaution of setting up police security tape barrier at a two foot radius around him, with flashing road works cones if necessary. A small "Caution! Man at work!" sign may also be a wise addition.

GirlInterrupted · 31-12-2008 7:09pm

Next, he should take out a certain piece of apparatus from his pocket, namely two pairs of salad tongs.

Using these instruments, he delicately ascertains the status of his zipper, and performs necessary adjustments if needed.

I'm so glad I read this now and not twenty minutes ago, I'll never see my tongs again without summoning up that image...:eek:.

Thanks for that, Sir Myles.;)

Peared · 31-12-2008 8:07pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I hate when men exit the lavatories still adjusting their zippers. Proof of optional attitudes to hand washing, as well as bad manners.

lol @ optional attitudes.

dfx- · 31-12-2008 8:14pm

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

So as to give himself a wide berth when doing this, he may also take the added precaution of setting up police security tape barrier at a two foot radius around him, with flashing road works cones if necessary. A small "Caution! Man at work!" sign may also be a wise addition.

Wouldn't this jeopardise the incognito-ness of point one though? If something's not broken, don't fix it - the current system of checking is fine..

GirlInterrupted · 31-12-2008 8:20pm

Peared wrote: »

lol @ optional attitudes.

Hmmm, I think you're the one with the way with words Madam. :pac:

aloevera · 10-01-2009 9:28pm

occasionally...depends on the jeans etc..

i caught myself crotch watching in the staffroom last week...i hope i wasnt caught, but think i was ...cringe!!

dotsman · 10-01-2009 10:58pm

OK, as a guy, I have to ask the question - "What do you expect to see?"

Yes, if a guy is wearing speedos or tight tracksuit etc, you might see something, but in a pair of jeans/chinos, I wouldn't have thought there would be much of a "bulge" regardless of size of the guys "assets". On a Saturday night in a pub (where I hope there's no guys wearing speedos or tracksuits;)), are you actually able to notice? If you don't notice anything do you just assume that he has nothing to show or do you take into account the fact that his trousers might not be crotch-watching-friendly?

Scarinae · 10-01-2009 11:08pm

Crotch watching isn't something that occurs to me to do, I am more interested in personality. The only time I ever do it is when I catch a guy checking out my boobs - then I'll blatantly crotch watch until he gets uncomfortable

Girls, do you crotch-watch?

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