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Wish thread

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  • 03-03-2005 4:29pm
    #1
    Kio
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭


    post your wish on boards.ie and a genie called ecksor should grant it


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    #2
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I wish Kio's signature was smaller and complied with the signature rules.


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    #3
    Rossonero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Rossonero


    I wish I could be granted 1,000,000 wishes


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    #4
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Yeah

    (chorus)
    (skee-lo)
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala

    (skee-lo)
    I wish i was like six-foot-nine
    So i can get with leoshi
    Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
    You know i see her all the time
    Everywhere i go, and even in my dreams
    I can scheme a way to make her mine
    Cause i know she's livin phat
    Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
    So how am i gonna compete with that
    Cause when it comes to playing basketball
    I'm always last to be picked
    And in some cases never picked at all
    So i just lean up on the wall
    Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
    Who came to watch their men ball
    Dag y'all! i never understood, black
    Why the jocks get the fly girls
    And me i get the hood rats
    I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
    Got hit with a bottle
    And i been in the hospital
    For talkin' that mess
    I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
    That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
    Glad i came to my senses
    Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
    Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
    Right?
    So when i asked her out she said i wasn't her type

    (chorus)
    (skee-lo)
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala

    (skee-lo)
    I wish i had a brand-new car
    So far, i got this hatchback
    And everywhere i go, yo i gets laughed at
    And when i'm in my car i'm laid back
    I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
    But that's flat
    And do you really wanna know what's really whack
    See i can't even get a date
    So, what do you think of that?
    I heard that prom night is a bomb night
    With the hood rats you can hold tight
    But really tho' i 'm a figaro
    When i'm in my car i can't even get a hello
    Well so many people wanna cruise crenshaw on sunday
    Well then i'ma have to get in my car and go
    You know i take the 110 until the 105
    Get off at crenshaw tell my homies look alive
    Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
    In a concrete jungle and
    These girls just keep passin' me by
    She looks fly, she looks fly
    Makes me say my, my, my

    (chorus)
    (skee-lo)
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala

    (skee-lo)
    Hey, i wish i had my way
    Cause everyday would be a friday
    You could even speed on the highway
    I would play ghetto games
    Name my kids ghetto names little mookie, big al, lorraine
    Yo you know that's on the real
    So if you're down on your luck
    Then you should notice how i feel
    Cause if you don't want me around
    See i go simple, i go easy, i go greyhound
    Hey, you , what's that sound?
    Everybody look what's going down
    Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
    Everybody wants to get down like dat

    (chorus)
    (skee-lo)
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala
    I wish i was little bit taller
    I wish i was a baller
    I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
    I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And a six four impala
    Yeah

    You know, you know, you know skee-lo
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    You know, you know, you know skee-lo
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    You know, you know, you know skee-lo
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    You know, you know, you know skee-lo
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller
    Skee-lo you know, you know, you know
    Wish you were taller wish you were a baller


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    #5
    Plunky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    I wish people wouldn't judge me so much - especially about my interpersonal decisions...


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    #6
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I wish I had a job, preferably a cool one! :D


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    #7
    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    i wish i was not in school...


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    #8
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    i wish i had a singer


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    #9
    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    for?


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    #10
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    my band?


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    #11
    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    oh cool


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    #12
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    amp wrote:
    I wish Kio's signature was smaller and complied with the signature rules.

    Ditto, and also less...... scary


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    #13
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I Wish I Could Rule The Country And Be 21 So I Could Do What I Want. I Wish They Took Boring Stuff Of The Tely And I Wish Girls Aloud Would Go Away. I Wish Everyone Would Be Happy Clappy, Schhol Was None Existant Parents Trust Me. Wish I Could Have The Spare Room For My Clothes. Wish They Banned The Colour Orange And The Royal Family. And I Wish I Didnt Sleep Walk So I Wouldnt Fall Down The Stair. I Wish My Bothers Wre Normal And Not Found In A Lucky Bag....
    Thats It For The Moment


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    #14
    The Fitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭The Fitz


    I wish I hadn't got specs


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    #15
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    jezza wrote:
    ...And Be 21 So I Could Do What I Want...

    unfortunately it doesn't work out like that. I'm 23 and I still can't do what I want :(

    but I do wish I had a little more money, not a lot more just maybe a grand more then I'd be sorted


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    #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I wish, to be a dish.


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    #17
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    I wish my ears would stop ringing...


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    #18
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Block their number from your phone.


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    #19
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I wish i msn wasnt messed up on me


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    #20
    wayfarer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭wayfarer


    I wish I were dead... Meh, *shrug* maybe not.


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    #21
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I wish ee wash ee.


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    #22
    Kio
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    i changed my signature and sorry for it being creepy not my intention
    i wish for a cuckoo's nest web site


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    #23
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    OK,
    According to the Wishgranters Union code, only Myself, the Easter Bunny, the Toothfairy and a maximum of 7 designated genies at any one time (Of which ecksor is not one) are allowed to grant wishes.

    If we hear of ecksor granting any of these wishes, he will be branded a Wish granting scab and we will picket his house !!!!!!

    Santa


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    #24
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    ive always wanted to wear something thats been ironed.


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    #25
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    I wish my house would tidy itself....

    *runs to lab to work on monster self cleaning house machine












    *cackles while working


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    #26
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i wish there was a de-cackler..to remove the cackling sounds from my lovely silence.. my neighbours are big cacklers..
    thats what you get when you buy a house in ...uh...evil scientist street...






    *_* #~==\
    _________7


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    #27
    Stalfos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Stalfos


    I wish i was roling around in cash in instead of s***e

    or turn the s***e into cash


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    #28
    Kio
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    i wish santa was nice :(


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    #29
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    Kio wrote:
    i wish santa was nice :(

    Kio, I am nice.
    You know perfectly well why you got that coal for Christmas !!!!!!


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    #30
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    I wish I could still get paid but not have to go into work everyday ...

    Afternoon wow would be nice :)


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    #31
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    Winters wrote:
    I wish I could still get paid but not have to go into work everyday ...

    Afternoon wow would be nice :)

    It is not enough for you that you get paid for just attending the office without having to do any work ??????


    Otherwise you could get employed by the goverment as a dole tester. You only have to go in to work briefly once a week to make sure the money distribution system works and then you can go home again.
    From what I hear the pay is pretty lousy though !


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