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why are blueberries blue?

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    #32
    joe_chicken
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    Because they wanted to join The Blue Man Group, but realised they were berries, an unfortunate consequence of which makes them inanimate objects.


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    #33
    Nailz
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    You know why??? YORE MA! :D But thats like asking why is my cock longer then everybody elses.


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    #34
    Terry
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    Nailz wrote:
    You know why??? YORE MA! :D But thats like asking why is my cock longer then everybody elses.
    Nobody cares about that.
    It's girth that counts.

    /laughs at skinny man. :D


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    #35
    Lump
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    Ruu wrote:
    The snozberries taste like snozberries!:eek:

    Great Film that :)


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    #36
    Terry
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    Especially the bit with the chicken. :)


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    #37
    Lump
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    The funniest bit is the shenanigans speech :)

    John


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    #38
    Orlee
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    eoin5 wrote:
    Blueberries are purple

    I concur - I didn't think there were any naturally blue coloured foods?


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    #39
    [Deleted User]
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    Orlee wrote:
    I concur - I didn't think there were any naturally blue coloured foods?

    Deep-fried smurfs are blue.


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    #40
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Myth wrote:
    Deep-fried smurfs are blue.

    shut the smurf up


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    #41
    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Why is Blue Cheese called blue when it clearly isn't blue.....or is it??:confused:


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    #42
    Terry
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    Red cheddar is orange.
    White cheddar is yellow.


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    #43
    Plug
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    Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:
    just wondering, why are they blue
    Because Maddie McCann said so!


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    #44
    Orlee
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    Myth wrote:
    Deep-fried smurfs are blue.


    Good point!

    I used to get big jelly Smurf sweets when I was smaller and eat their heads

    smurftastic!!!!!!!!!


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    #45
    Orlee
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    Steve_o wrote:
    Why is Blue Cheese called blue when it clearly isn't blue.....or is it??:confused:

    It's cause it's got blue mould in it ....... eugh


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    #46
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Plug wrote:
    Because Maddie McCann said so!

    so the people who tuck her must not like blueberries being called blueberies!!!


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    #47
    Spyral
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    they are blue as they reflect that wavelength of the electromagnetic spectrum which we can see and tend to call blue (or purple)


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    #48
    Duggy747
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    They're blue cuz the lot of ye sick wierdos like to pull furiously on yer willys at night which make baby Jesus cry which in turn pisses Joseph off cuz his crack ho' of a girlfriend, Mary, is too busy getting drunk off the liquor and pawning off Jesus's gifts the wisemen brought him on the day of his birth. She gets drunk cuz Joseph, her no-good rogue boyfriend can't get a job in Bethleham so he wastes all the child benefit funds down at the local tracks. He's also keeping a low-key since there's a warrant out for his arrest after he assaulted someone in a chipper on a Saturday night with a glass bottle as well as assaulting a Roman Gardá.

    Ye ignorant fúckers!


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    #49
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Duggy747 wrote:
    They're blue cuz the lot of ye sick wierdos like to pull furiously on yer willys at night which make baby Jesus cry which in turn pisses Joseph off cuz his crack ho' of a girlfriend, Mary, is too busy getting drunk off the liquor and pawning off Jesus's gifts the wisemen brought him on the day of his birth. She gets drunk cuz Joseph, her no-good rogue boyfriend can't get a job in Bethleham so he wastes all the child benefit funds down at the local tracks. He's also keeping a low-key since there's a warrant out for his arrest after he assaulted someone in a chipper on a Saturday night with a glass bottle as well assualting a Roman Gardá.

    Ye ignorant fúckers!

    its a wonder he didnt come to ireland for work then, like the polish!!! wonder would they be deported? well the Roman Gardá was asking for it, wearing his turban and living on the M50!



    *waits to for somebody to take the bait*


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    #50
    Duggy747
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    Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:
    its a wonder he didnt come to ireland for work then, live the polish!!! wonder would they be deported? well the Roman Gardá was asking for it, wearing his turban and living on the M50!

    Actually, scrap that about Jesus's tears. They're blue because of your exceedingly bad grammer. What does live the polish mean, some sort of slang to be built like a mega fúckton house?


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    #51
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Duggy747 wrote:
    Actually, scrap that about Jesus's tears. They're blue because of your exceedingly bad grammer. What does live the polish mean, some sort of slang to be built like a mega fúckton house?


    it was ment to be like the polish. oh, duggy you are the living end. zap zap!!


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    #52
    Duggy747
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    Oh Frank, ya silly goose!
    *says in a camp voice while giving Frank a whimpish slap on the shoulder*


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    #53
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    * said in american redneck voice*
    HEY, homersexual type guys. we dont take kindly to your type around here


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    #54
    Steve_o
    Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:
    its a wonder he didnt come to ireland for work then, like the polish!!! wonder would they be deported? well the Roman Gardá was asking for it, wearing his turban and living on the M50!



    *waits to for somebody to take the bait*

    Are you talking about this??

    Garda Turban


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    #55
    AlmightyCushion
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    Spyral wrote:
    they are blue as they reflect that wavelength of the electromagnetic spectrum which we can see and tend to call blue (or purple)

    We have a winner. :)


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    #56
    Talliesin
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    Ariyah Pitiful Feet wrote:
    just wondering, why are they blue
    Anthocyanin
    Duggy747 wrote:
    I think the bigger question here is why does poo come out brown despite the fact we eat all different types of coloured food?
    Bilirubin


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    #57
    Kiera
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    Ruu wrote:
    The snozberries taste like snozberries!:eek:
    Hey thats my sig! Ruiner!!!! Now i have to go change it!!!


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    #58
    Spyral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Spyral


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    We have a winner. :)

    thank you , also works for if you get embarassed and someone says "what colours red"


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