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dumped by text?

  • 04-02-2013 1:09pm
    #1
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭


    So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

    "Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

    How would you feel if you were Jamie?
    If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

    personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

    edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.


Comments

  • #2
    Drakares
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    Wrong number... Sure!

    Plenty more fish in the sea mate, keep yer head up.


  • #3
    SunnyDub1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    sounds like something you send when you where 13 :rolleyes:
    I bet it's a teenager!

    Any adult that would send a text like that, needs to have words with them selves!


  • #4
    Jogathon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    That is hilarious! And Chloe and Jamie are still going out cos she sent the text to the wrong person!

    I'm in two minds about it...Poor Jamie/Lucky escape Jamie.


  • #5
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,535 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    ....also, what's going to happen when they next meet and Chloe thinks she's broken it off, but Jamie is blissfully unaware as he never got the text...

    There's great potential for all sorts of murder and mayhem :D

    ( eta - well, crossed wires anyway)


  • #6
    john kinsella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 462 ✭✭john kinsella


    Chin up Jamie, plenty more fish in the sea


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  • #7
    Rasmus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Rasmus


    jamie sounds like he dodged a bullet with that charmer.


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Tell everyone Jamie! TELL EVERYONE STRAIGHT AWAY!


  • #9
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    The old "I've no phone so don't text me back" ploy.

    Text her back regardless, on Jamies behalf, with inferences about the incestual nature of her parents relationship and maybe mention in a few different ways that she is a lady of the night.


  • #10
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    Welcome to dumpsville, population you


  • #11
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Did you reply yet?

    "It's ok Chloe... I've been sleeping with your best friend anyway"


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  • #12
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    poor lil guy.


  • #13
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

    "Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

    How would you feel if you were Jamie?
    If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

    personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

    edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

    And the first thing you did was tell everyone on Boards. For shame.


  • #14
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭OU812


    Lead her on. Insist they meet to discuss it. We owe it to Jamie


  • #15
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    I think if you've only been seeing someone casually or for a short amount of time, breaking up by text is fine.

    The whole, "don't text me back, don't tell anybody" thing is ridiculous though.


  • #16
    D1stant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    So I just got this random text a few minutes ago.

    No you didn't


  • #17
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    poor jamie wont know he's been dumped cause chloe hasn't got a phone to find out she sent to the wrong number...

    that plot sounds like a good base for a rom com, anybody know where i could get Paul Rudds agents phone number? :)


  • #18
    Coffeeteasugar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭Coffeeteasugar


    Poor Jamie! Former dumpee by text, considered it cold and rather cowardly.


  • #19
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    D1stant wrote: »
    No you didn't

    yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

    .........


    edit:

    here you go :)

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/42421/239466.PNG


  • #20
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    RoyalMarine wrote: »

    yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

    .........
    None of us would be here if we had anything better to do.


  • #21
    mitosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    I got dumped by fax once :( At work :mad: It was handed to me by the secretary, she was so sorry for me she agreed to go for a few bevvies, heh heh :D


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  • #22
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    The thread title should have been: Dumped by WEBtext.

    Anyway been there. I was dumped by a facebook post. :(


  • #23
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Where To wrote: »
    None of us would be here if we had anything better to do.

    I would!!


  • #24
    tonycascarino
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭tonycascarino


    Anyone who will not dump you face to face is a coward


  • #25
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    tonycascarino wrote: »
    Anyone who will not dump you face to face is a coward

    Well that makes me feel better. My ex tak'd lik tis. So that was even worse. It took me 4 days to de-code it. :(


  • #26
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE


    Jamie Scottie doesn't know.


  • #27
    kjl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

    .........


    edit:

    here you go :)

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/42421/239466.PNG


    +353 85 747 0000
    +353 85 747 0001
    +353 85 747 0002
    +353 85 747 0003
    +353 85 747 0004
    +353 85 747 0005
    .....
    .....
    +353 85 747 9999


  • #28
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    kjl wrote: »
    +353 85 747 0000
    +353 85 747 0001
    +353 85 747 0002
    +353 85 747 0003
    +353 85 747 0004
    +353 85 747 0005
    .....
    .....
    +353 85 747 9999

    I don't get this... :confused:

    EDIT: I GET IT NOW. :D


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Anyway been there. I was dumped by a facebook post. :(

    Like... for a joke?


  • #30
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Novella wrote: »
    I think if you've only been seeing someone casually or for a short amount of time, breaking up by text is fine.

    The whole, "don't text me back, don't tell anybody" thing is ridiculous though.

    Maybe she's following the teenage guide to poplarity.


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  • #31
    efc67
    Registered Users Posts: 268 ✭✭efc67


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

    .........


    edit:

    here you go :)

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/42421/239466.PNG


    Quality come back.....tips hat to you sir


  • #32
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    smash wrote: »
    Like... for a joke?

    No I wish it was a joke. She just broke up with me by FB post, then sent me a text telling me she left a kinky post on my page. :(


  • #33
    Jimminy Mc Fukhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    Text her back. "No go, Chloe. We're staying together. I don't want to hear anymore about it"
    Then text her in a while suggesting a movie tonight. Say what time you're calling into her at.


  • #34
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Where To wrote: »
    None of us would be here if we had anything better to do.

    My boss probably thinks I've something better to do...


  • #35
    efc67
    Registered Users Posts: 268 ✭✭efc67


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

    "Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

    How would you feel if you were Jamie?
    If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

    personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

    edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

    You could reply saying you won the lotto at the weekend


  • #36
    Dan_Solo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    I've no problem with burds dumping me by text so long as they don't mind being chatted up by text.


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  • #37
    jamesbondings
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,201 ✭✭✭jamesbondings


    smash wrote: »
    Did you reply yet?

    "It's ok Chloe... I've been sleeping with your best friend anyway"

    and once with your mother....


  • #38
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Couldn't meet her needs mate
    No shame in that


  • #39
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    She knows its the wrong number.She is just showing you OP thats shes now single and ready to mingle

    Text her and say this exact msg "hi chloe xx.As ur single now i think we should go for few drinks,then some sex.if ur under 18 we can go to local cinema and then sex... P.s as were in a recission feel free to suggest we skip the drink and jst head straight to sex..backdoor of course"


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

    "Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

    How would you feel if you were Jamie?
    If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

    personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

    edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

    Heaslip's not so good with the burds huh?!


  • #41
    irishgirl19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    Text her back and pretend to be Jamie!


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  • #42
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Win her back with talk that she won a free iPad. Tell her you just need her bank details so it can be forwarded to a Nigerian agency so the winner's application can be processed before being delivered.

    Should have Jamie back in the good books again in no time.


  • #43
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    RoyalMarine wrote: »
    So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

    "Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

    How would you feel if you were Jamie?
    If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

    personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

    edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.



    change your number op :eek: she's got it now and has no problems dumping by text.....screw jamie, save yourself!!!


  • #44
    JamieKCCO
    Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭JamieKCCO


    Well at least now I know.. :(


  • #45
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Tell her it's ok and that her old dear sucks better willy than her anyway.

    You have to reply! You could earn legend status with this thread. Go for it.


  • #46
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Tell her to go **** herself.


  • #47
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Reply saying "have to use my mum's phone but really needed to text you to tell you that my dick has a funny pus coming out of it and you should really get yourself checked."


  • #48
    Gymsey
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭Gymsey


    What you need to do is....

    Reply saying you need to meet up to discuss this. Then go to said location and ring her with your number blocked, then you'll know who it is as her phone rings. Now you've got a recently single woman who has just been stood up. You will be the mysterious night in shining armour who cheers her up! Arise the new Jamie!!


  • #49
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Gymsey wrote: »
    What you need to do is....

    Reply saying you need to meet up to discuss this. Then go to said location and ring her with your number blocked, then you'll know who it is as her phone rings. Now you've got a recently single woman who has just been stood up. You will be the mysterious night in shining armour who cheers her up! Arise the new Jamie!!

    That's actually a good idea. :D


  • #50
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Give her number to all your mates so they can all text to say "hey Chloe, I hear you're single again..."


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