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What's your beauty secret?

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  • #2
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I was hoping she'd scream the word "GENETICS!"


  • #3
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    LightningBolt wrote: »
    The second half is slightly less annoying.

    Eh, which second half would that be? :confused:


  • #4
    LightningBolt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭LightningBolt


    sorry the second minute


  • #5
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    LightningBolt wrote: »
    sorry the second minute

    Nope, not getting it. It's equally annoying all the way through.


  • #6
    little red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭little red


    i didn't even make it to the second minute


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  • #7
    clicli
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭clicli


    Oh dear god, how do I get those thirty seconds of my life back?:confused: i couldn't watch any more of it!


  • #8
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    1809397518_3295ca9e42_o.jpg

    Her name is Tyra, geddit? :pac:


  • #9
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    /rummages in drawer for banstick


  • #10
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    My top beauty tip is to stop wearing make up every day.
    I might wear it once a week, also drink two pints of water a day, use a good thick moisturizer and don't smoke.


  • #11
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

    beauty secret - confidence :)


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  • #12
    LightningBolt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭LightningBolt


    Will wrote: »
    fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

    beauty secret - confidence :)

    That's what i was thinking, why'd they go mental over vaseline? Perhaps just delete or move to the really bad links section? I'm sorry to have offended your eyes and ears Zaph, ban stick would wanna be pretty big though;)


  • #13
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Will wrote: »
    fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

    beauty secret - confidence :)

    vaseline is a product with many uses!!!
    i myself sometimes go nuts for vaseline!!


  • #14
    metrovelvet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    Sleep.
    A daily tablespoon of olive oil.
    Excersize.


  • #15
    Dee369369
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Dee369369


    If i was in the audience i would have been so pissed off just getting vaseline, the way she built it up i'd say half those women were thinking they were getting a tub of creme de la mer :D


  • #16
    shellyboo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    LightningBolt wrote: »
    That's what i was thinking, why'd they go mental over vaseline? Perhaps just delete or move to the really bad links section? I'm sorry to have offended your eyes and ears Zaph, ban stick would wanna be pretty big though;)
    Will wrote: »
    fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

    beauty secret - confidence :)
    Dee369369 wrote: »
    If i was in the audience i would have been so pissed off just getting vaseline, the way she built it up i'd say half those women were thinking they were getting a tub of creme de la mer :D

    Erm, it was a crystal-encrusted tub of Vaseline. V fancy. That's why they went all crazy.

    Also, Tyra Banks is INSANE. If she was expecting me to go nuts over Vaseline, I'd go nuts over Vaseline. God knows what she'd do to you otherwise.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01eeF9FIYd8


  • #17
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    She is nuts alright, scary scary woman.
    You can get a piece of sh¡t, stick a pin through it with some nice fancy ribbon and call it 'enchanted'... or er something, at the end of the day it's still sh¡t. Crystal (definetly lab created) encrusted or not, it's still a tub of vaseline.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I wanna know what Girl Fridays secret is!
    Her skin is like porceline.

    btw I didn't watch the vid in case it was gory.


  • #19
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Personally i just waged a slow and steady campaign until the popular idea of male beauty matched my features.

    It cost a lot of money, took a lot of time and some good men died along the way.


  • #20
    LadyE
    Registered Users Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    OH MY GOD!!

    Is she for real?? WTF is she at with the lying on the floor screaming?


  • #21
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    i think she wants to be like oprah mixed in with tom cruise, horrible mix, dangerous too

    only cos cruise is a nut job, <3 oprah :pac:


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  • #22
    Pythia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,469 ✭✭✭Pythia


    She must be on drugs.


  • #23
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Will wrote: »
    She is nuts alright, scary scary woman.
    You can get a piece of sh¡t, stick a pin through it with some nice fancy ribbon and call it 'enchanted'... or er something, at the end of the day it's still sh¡t. Crystal (definetly lab created) encrusted or not, it's still a tub of vaseline.



    you can't shine ****e, likewise you can't polish a turd , and my personal favourite.... You can't educate timber!:D


  • #24
    panda100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    Was kinda refreshing seeing a supermodel without makeup on,though poor Tyra comes across as mad as a march hare in that :)

    I always find my skin looks a lot better when I havent been drinking. I've been on the booze a lot recently and its now spot central :(


  • #25
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    WHAT THE FCUK WAS THAT


  • #26
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    It never ceases to amaze me how obnoxious she is. Anyway, my beauty secret is writing down the compliments I get. That way when I feel like ****e about myself I can look back at the list, and it gives me a confidence boost, which is really the key to beauty.


  • #27
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Eh...they do know you can buy Vaseline in a supermarket for like two quid, don't they?

    I thought I was witnessing some mass religious conversion or something, the way they were going on.

    Actually, has anyone else noticed the general hysteria when there is 'Tyra mail' on America's Next Top Model? Calm the fcek down people, she's not that great...


  • #28
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    PillyPen wrote: »
    ..... it gives me a confidence boost, which is really the key to beauty.

    Along with a genuine smile, and genuine curiosity about people.

    And, of course, Vaseline.


  • #29
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Can someone who was silly brave enough to watch the whole thing tell me what the vaseline was for?


  • #30
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Moisturiser and for glossy skin.


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  • #31
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    ffs that must be some moisturiser.


  • #32
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    The rolling around on the floor while screaming ARRRRGGGHHH VASELINE EEAAAAAHHHHHH was fairly disturbing


  • #33
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.


  • #34
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

    Ugh. :eek:

    I think I need a lie down.


  • #35
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

    Ffs, the things I do for the women of this forum.

    Right, who's first with their jar?

    /drops trousers


  • #36
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

    Well if its going on their....wait am I going to get banned if I finish this post?


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  • #37
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    brianthebard wrote: »
    ffs that must be some moisturiser.

    It is petroleum jelly - basically it is a paraffin-type byproduct of the oil industry. It doesn't absorb into your skin at all and feels horrible and greasy, the only advantage of it is that it acts as a barrier to stop moisture from leaving your skin. I will use it as a lipbalm if I'm stuck but I can't understand how people can use it on their faces, it is a surefire way to clog your pores


  • #38
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Zaph wrote: »
    Ffs, the things I do for the women of this forum.

    Right, who's first with their jar?

    /drops trousers

    /me lollersnorts in work and has to do a quick alt-tab... oooo the glares...


  • #39
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Fishie wrote: »
    It is petroleum jelly - basically it is a paraffin-type byproduct of the oil industry. It doesn't absorb into your skin at all and feels horrible and greasy, the only advantage of it is that it acts as a barrier to stop moisture from leaving your skin. I will use it as a lipbalm if I'm stuck but I can't understand how people can use it on their faces, it is a surefire way to clog your pores

    Isn't it supposedly a carcinogen? Good ol' Tyra...bringing crystal-encrusted cancer to the masses. :pac:


  • #40
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Isn't it supposedly a carcinogen? Good ol' Tyra...bringing crystal-encrusted cancer to the masses. :pac:

    Apparently so... The link is http://www.health-report.co.uk/petroleum_petrolatum_health_concerns.htm but I can't open it at the moment because the user has exceeded their bandwidth (??)


  • #41
    PrettyInPunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    I think Vaseline is horrible. Also my hairdresser has done Tyra's hair a few times and says she is the biggest bitch walking this earth, and she just looks so nice rolling around of the floor like that.....


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  • #42
    metrovelvet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    ^ Ha. My hairdresser does Naomi Cambpells for fashion week, boy does she have stories!

    Vaseline is really good to put on your face on really cold days. Protects the skin. elizabeth arden has made a fortune out of selling vaseline but calls it 8 hour cream.


  • #43
    PrettyInPunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    metrovelvet wrote: »
    ^ Ha. My hairdresser does Naomi Cambpells for fashion week, boy does she have stories!

    Vaseline is really good to put on your face on really cold days. Protects the skin. elizabeth arden has made a fortune out of selling vaseline but calls it 8 hour cream.

    I dont agree, vaseline does nothing to help if my lips are chapped, whilst 8 hour does wonders, as with peeling skin etc


  • #44
    F.A.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭F.A.


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Ugh. :eek:

    I think I need a lie down.

    +1

    Thaed is right about ejaculate being good for the skin, but the idea of a jar full of it in my bathroom to be applied twice daily... too gross for words! :o

    As for that video... too stupid for words.


  • #45
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Look up at the people who gave their thanks to "Zaph's" rather disturbing post above...

    Look who gave their thanks ->

    Des and TomDunne

    Hahahahaha :D


  • #46
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    Oh Tyra, give it up. You'll never be the next Oprah.
    Oprah gives her audiences cars, Tyra gives them petroleum jelly.

    Anyhoo, moisturiser is great for the skin, moisturise morning and night and put it on generously espcially in this cold weather.
    Oh, drink plenty of water and get a good night's sleep.

    Vaseline: good for putting on squeaky door hinges.


  • #47
    Barbieliveshere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭Barbieliveshere


    :)I only use vaseline on my lips!

    For some reason im a bit wary of using it anywere else!


  • #48
    Elle Victorine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Elle Victorine


    I won't dispute its uses to be honest. It's great for removing eye make up.


    I don't think I have a beauty secret but I don't like full on make up generally anyway. Think it can ruin people's complexion. Lots of moisturizer maybe. I love moisturizer :)

    And carmex...weird as it sounds it's really good on my nose when I have a cold and my nose is all red and sore.


  • #49
    cutesy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭cutesy


    LightningBolt wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA

    The second half is slightly less annoying.

    I dread to think what would have happened if she'd been in the George:D

    Man these women would have had a heartattack if they were in the late late show audience where they'd actually get okay gifts!!!!


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