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Bloody Sunday

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    #32
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Poor Keith was probably sooooo looking forward to commenting on this thread.


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    #33
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    "I mean, if it were just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."


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    #34
    summerskin
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    Dudess wrote: »
    "I mean, if it were just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

    Best partridge quote ever, without a doubt.


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    #35
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    It's good this, isn't it? Even though we're basically just listing Alan Partridge quotes.


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    #36
    SoulTrader
    Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Partridge fans should all get their hands on 'I, Partridge, We Need To Talk About Alan'. Preferably the audiobook, which is narrated in character. Lovely stuff.


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    #37
    ArmaniJeanss
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    "Dan" "Dan" "Dan" "Dan" "Dan" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN" "DAN"



    "Ah, its no good, he can't see me."

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    "DAN"


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    #38
    oranbhoy67
    Registered Users Posts: 2,802 ✭✭✭oranbhoy67


    Surley ders more to Oireland DAN DIS???


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    #39
    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Eggonyerface wrote: »
    Some posters a bit slow on the uptake there, dunno what they had for breakfast this morning... Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap

    Now I did make a mistake there. I should have said baguette.


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    #40
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyMXOlX6Ujw

    A Ha!


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    #41
    ziggy
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    #42
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    ziggy wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Something missing from this :pac:[/Quote]
    What's your favourite Beatles album??


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    #43
    El Weirdo
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    I'm leaving you, you cow!


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    #44
    keano_afc
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    No not my face i'm doing a photo shoot tomorrow for Vision Express


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    #45
    ziggy
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    #46
    jaykay74
    Registered Users Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    I presume ye have seen Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge. Think it was 12 episodes, web only last year.

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mid+morning+matters&oq=mid+morning&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=1619l3358l0l3975l11l11l0l3l3l1l586l1528l3.2.1.1.0.1l8l0

    “Today’s phone in subject is ‘How many disabled parking bays is too many?’”

    “My greatest achievement is my consistent resistance to dumbing down. I think if anything, i’ve tried to dumb up.”

    “I will be the first to hold my hands up and say in the past, circa 1983, i developed a robust dislike for the gay community, but that was before i met Dale Winton. And i realised i had absolutely nothing to worry about.”

    “It was just me, a Japanese saloon car and the very best of Deacon Blue.”


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    #47
    Spudmonkey
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    "Clang-a-lang, clang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang...."

    I'll just leave this 3 minutes of comedy gold here...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs


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    #48
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Spudmonkey wrote: »
    "Clang-a-lang, clang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang...."

    I'll just leave this 3 minutes of comedy gold here...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs
    I see your Partridge doing Bond and raise you...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VokAbAfTfCc


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    #49
    fryup
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    Have any of you Partridge People bought the book

    highly recommend it, its a ruddy good laugh


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    #50
    Spudmonkey
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I see your Partridge doing Bond and raise you..

    Taking off the guitar is simply brilliant. :D


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    #51
    Immaculate Pasta
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    Today we're talking forced celebrity breeding. If you could take two celebrities, forced them to breed, who would it be and why? Line 2 we have Duncan in Beccles. Hello Duncan.

    Hello Alan. I'd go for Steven Hawking and Pamela Anderson. Then you create a beautiful genius.

    What a lovely idea... or a disabled lifeguard.

    :D


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    #52
    Riddle101
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    Spudmonkey wrote: »
    "Clang-a-lang, clang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang...."

    I'll just leave this 3 minutes of comedy gold here...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs

    I will never be able to watch the Spy Who Loved Me again without thinking about Alan Partridge.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA


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    #53
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    "Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance."


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    #54
    boobar
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    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    It really captivates the frustration of a Sunday. You make up in the morning and you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you think Sunday, Bloody Sunday.


    He thinks he's bloody Rod Stewart!


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    #55
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Bono!? Bono!? Bono!? No, he mustn't be in...


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    #56
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Dan! Dan!


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    #57
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNi0DljI-t0


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    #58
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    That was classic intercourse.


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    #59
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Alan's Girlfriend: I love you Alan

    Alan: Thanks very much.


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    #60
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Partridge : so how many irish were "killed" in the potato famine??

    Irishman : two million died and two million had to leave the country

    Partridge : well if they could afford to emigrate surely they could afford to go to a modest restaurant, I mean at the end of the day you're going to pay the price for being a fussy eater

    Classic Partridge :D


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    #61
    tbh
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    As my mother used to say - it's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice. FYI - she was neither.


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