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I know this is crazy... Here's my number

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  • 05-07-2012 3:57pm
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    mtjm
    Registered Users Posts: 461 ✭✭


    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    mtjm wrote: »
    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    No, I'm pretty sure you're the first person to ever experience this.


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    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Monday?

    Have you seen her since?

    The best after hours threads have started off like this
    Are you looking for advice OP?


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    Skerries
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    I've sprung a leak so call a plumber
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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Was her name "maybe"? :pac:

    Jaysus...I've never watched this video...someone give that fella a sambo!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic


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    madma
    Registered Users Posts: 1,773 ✭✭✭madma


    holy crap OP

    you shoud write a book about it


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    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Did it years ago to a really nice girl working in a cafe in Melbourne.

    Hours later my phone rang, a few hours after that we were in a bar together enjoying the craic!

    You never know until you take the risk.


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    Fizman
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    Was her name "maybe"? :pac:

    Frank.


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    Chuck Stone
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    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    Forget my number
    And keep the baby


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    christmas2012
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    Track her every monday,and give her looks,she wont think youre a creep then ask her say 'oh i know this is crazy,but heres my number so call me maybe'',she wont think youre nuts or desperate at all :pac:


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    [Deleted User]
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    mtjm wrote: »

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    kind of a fantasy of mine tbh :p


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    ColeTrain
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    You should have gotten off at her stop and followed her.
    Girls love being chased.


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    danniemcq
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    do you have a condom?

    no?

    so anal maybe


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    mtjm
    Registered Users Posts: 461 ✭✭mtjm


    Haven't seen her since she either got off at Portmarnock or Malahide as I got off at Clongriffin Station, just I've not stopped thinking abou ther


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    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    When I'm in these situations I normally just go over and start humping her leg.
    Works all the time


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    [Deleted User]
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    If anyone uses that line as a chat-up line, then they deserve to be punched.


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    #17
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I don't know who you are....


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    Cassidy28
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    ColeTrain wrote: »
    You should have gotten off at her stop and followed her.
    Girls love being chased.

    Stalker :D


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    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    op you need to do this, get it on video


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    hondasam
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    Real man would have asked for her number. Sorry OP. better luck next time.


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    smash
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    mtjm wrote: »
    When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number"

    Pretty sure she would have laughed at you... and then told you that you got the lyrics wrong too!


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    ColeTrain
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    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    Stalker :D

    Don't think of me as a stalker, just a security guard outside your window working for free.


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    hondasam
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    smash wrote: »
    Pretty sure she would have laughed at you... and then told you that you got the lyrics wrong too!

    They don't laugh in the movies.


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    chin_grin
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    ColeTrain wrote: »
    Don't think of me as a stalker, just a security guard outside your window working for free.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


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    Carles Puyol
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    Shut have went for it, if for nothing else but the entertainment factor...

    ..for everyone else that is :P


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    smash
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    hondasam wrote: »
    They don't laugh in the movies.
    Maybe she would have run down the carriages waving at him out the winds at the train left....


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    Lawrence1895
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    mtjm wrote: »
    Was on the Dart on Monday evening, and this beautiful woman got on the train and she was standing beside me and I couldn't stop glancing over at her she was so cute, nice legs, nice bum and nice long blonde hair. When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number" I had a look at her fingers to see any rings so all signs she's single:

    I bottled out at the end, has anyone ever been in this situation ya see a hot looking chick and ya kinda wanna ask her out but afraid if she says now in front of everyone

    Not everybody wears rings these days, she might have been on the way home from work, and there are jobs, where you are not allowed to wear rings, I suppose.

    But, I guess, there are some shy guys out there, it's nothing to be ashamed of ;)


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    hondasam
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    smash wrote: »
    Maybe she would have run down the carriages waving at him out the winds at the train left....

    I'm sure lots of men and women have met like this and lived happily ever after. :p


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    smash
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    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm sure lots of men and women have met like this and lived happily ever after. :p
    That's because they were going separate ways! :D


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    Knex*
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    mtjm wrote: »
    When I was getting off I felt like saying "I know this is crazy and I only just met you, here's my number"

    OP, for even contemplating saying the above line you have just surrendered all rights to your man card. Please hand it back in.


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    ejmaztec
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    These cases generally end up in court with somebody getting put on the sex-offenders' register, and it's usually not the woman:(.


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