Those Little Things that Annoy You

Sonnenblumen · 04-01-2008 1:35pm

As you sleep you are a few hours closer to death. I hate that.

brow_601 · 04-01-2008 2:07pm

canned laughter on television programmes, seriously do we need to be told when to laugh?

cozmik · 05-01-2008 4:10pm

After you've told someone you have lost something and they say "Oh,Where did you lose it?

That is so annonying....

Jackus · 05-01-2008 4:16pm

Fences, fences fences everywhere in dublin. Without them i would go to shopping centre in 5 mins but now it takes mi about 15 mins. There is nice grass-land behind my house, but surrounded by fence of course. Why? Is there anything that should be secured against robbers?

L1011 · 05-01-2008 8:45pm

angelsfire wrote: »

When you're driving down the road and a sign 2 miles back says one lane is closed and the idiots who stay in that closed lane until they can't go any farther and then expect you to let the bastards IN!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:mad:

That's recommended driving practice; and law in Northern Ireland and the Channel Islands - don't drive there. "Merge in turn", e.g. you wait until the lane closes and you merge in to the remaining lane one by one.

Da Bomber · 05-01-2008 8:51pm

People who when talking have to use there hands to demonstrate everything,i usually find myself ignoring what they're saying and just staring at there hands wondering what the **** is going on.

That is all.

Jackus · 05-01-2008 8:55pm

Da Bomber wrote: »

People who when talking have to use there hands to demonstrate everything,i usually find myself ignoring what they're saying and just staring at there hands wondering what the **** is going on.

That is all.

Do You mean immigrants with poor english?

Cheeky_gal · 05-01-2008 8:58pm

Da Bomber wrote: »

People who when talking have to use there hands to demonstrate everything,i usually find myself ignoring what they're saying and just staring at there hands wondering what the **** is going on.

That is all.

ha ha thats the funniest thing i've read all day cuz it's so true!!!! I've a friend like that and all I'm thinking is what the hell are you doing!?

chris d · 05-01-2008 9:01pm

People that lean their head back on the hand rails on the luas, where my hand is. Other men's heads are the most disgusting things ive ever felt.

Interesting sidenote* to that story. Said man went to try & open the door when the luas had to stop before crossing o'connell st & then had to stand there pulling 'whoops' heads for a good 75 to 90 seconds. Ha!

*it's not that interesting.

Fiend-Foe · 15-10-2008 8:41pm

This bloke I work with, everyday he has one of those microwave ready meals.

He proceeds to stab it about 57 times with a fork, making lots of fcuking horrible noise when I just want to chill and relax on my break.

It says pierce the film once or twice will do. Its just to let air escape, not oblitirate the funking thing.

He's a real noisy eater too.

That guy p1sses me off...

tony1kenobi · 16-10-2008 1:18am

I don't much like kilometres.They make everything further away.

psycho-hope · 16-10-2008 1:49am

people commenting on how nice the weather is when they no damn well your working for the whole day

Jazzy · 16-10-2008 2:57am

sarah palin

Kablamo! · 16-10-2008 7:40am

Peeling off wet socks after getting caught in the rain

Tupins · 16-10-2008 11:54am

- Queue skippers in traffic annoy the sh*t out of me!
- People who say "ooooooh, have you some news" just because I don't order an alcoholic drink
- people who litter
- spoilt children
- Little Britain
- people who use the word 'random' as if it was interchangable with 'strange' eg. "for some random reason my phone isn't working"
- people who say "ooh I hate cats", like right in front of my cat - rude!
- people who wear Che Guevara t-shirts without having a clue of who he was or what he did.

that's all for now.

Amnesiac_ie · 16-10-2008 11:58am

- Toilet Attendants
- Chuggers
- Relatives who try to discuss aspects of a patient's care behind their back
- A particular continuity anouncer on UTV
- People who approach roundabouts in the right hand lane and take the second exit
- The Red Cow Roundabout
- Bouncers who deny access to bars and nightclubs based on footwear
- Motorists who veer randomly into cycle lanes with no regard for cyclists
- Healthcare workers with an incompetent level of English
- Sarah Palin's "up-do"

Ziggurat · 16-10-2008 12:04pm

People who use the phrase "simple as." Simple as what? At least if you say "simple as that", you're referring back to something.

Wagon · 16-10-2008 12:12pm

People who breath really loudly. I mean those ones who wheeze through their noses (like fat people) at everything. if you do that: ****ing stop! :mad: you sound like a pedophile in the bushes outside a playschool and you make little children cry and i hate you and wish you get aids and die! :mad:

Apart from that, and one or two people in the world, I'm fairly content

Hagar · 16-10-2008 12:14pm

Dwarves and midgets.

NibNib · 16-10-2008 1:49pm

I find it irritating when people won't stop talking behind you in the cinema. I was in Dundrum cinema with my OH one time and the few girls behind us wouldn't stop talking about the designer handbags that they spent their parents' money on.

I don't go to cinema that often... Please let me enjoy my movie!

MooseJam · 16-10-2008 1:50pm

people who don't know the difference between your and you're

celticwe · 16-10-2008 2:23pm

Jazzy wrote: »

sarah palin

her him :eek: **** with attitude

Prof.Badass · 16-10-2008 3:06pm

necro posts!

upmeath · 16-10-2008 3:29pm

- The way my housemate leaves his retainer on the shelf in the shower. It always ends up in the drain.
- Shaving gel, it makes absolutely no sense. You spray the gel out on your hand only to have to rub your hands together to make foam. You can buy shaving foam itself, ban shaving gel and the effort that goes with it!
- Women who commute to office jobs in white runners. I know, your feet are going to be killing you after a day in 4 inch stilettoes by the water cooler, but ffs why do you wear white pumas and nikes to work, since when is that sexy?
- MTB shoes
- The two previous items combined.

Prof.Badass · 16-10-2008 3:37pm

upmeath wrote: »

MTB shoes

please enlighten me.... are these the cheap knock-offs of mbts?

if so then they are a scam just like mbts.

Ishmael · 16-10-2008 4:05pm

Threads that are over 5 pages long. I really really couldn't be arsed reading them the whole way through.

Varkov · 16-10-2008 4:13pm

Midgets, the French, disabled kids, babies, old people, knackers, blacks, injuns, cowboys, students, whites, mexicans, sick people, teenagers, brits etc etc etc.

upmeath · 16-10-2008 5:02pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

please enlighten me.... are these the cheap knock-offs of mbts?

if so then they are a scam just like mbts.

My bad, I meant MBT the first time around. MBTs are a scam and those who wear them look ridiculous. They should be sent to Florida. That's another not so little thing that annoys me. Florida.

Edit: Thought I'd better elaborate on that. I don't like Florida for 2000, Jeb Bush, hurricanes, old people and plastic parks. I have never been and will never go for these reasons.

Tupins · 22-10-2008 9:10am

Something that really annoys me is in the supermarket when you're queing up to pay and there's a long conveyor belt full of stuff. The person on the checkout takes the 'next customer' bar thing that separates people groceries and places is it neatly beside her i.e MILES AWAY from the person who actually needs it at the end of the conveyor belt, instead of pushing it down to the end. Why the HELL do they do this?? So bloody annoying :mad:

Mick T · 22-10-2008 9:22am

this gets on my f*ucking tits, if i had any!! ha ha but in the moment of bitchyness i think its right to say! i hate it when you pay for something at a checkout or store and then waiting to recieve your change with an open hand they put it down on the counter like a f*cking ignorant c*nt!! aww the thought is boiling my blood, anyone feel this way about this?

LeahBaby · 22-10-2008 9:59am

Mick T wrote: »

this gets on my f*ucking tits, if i had any!! ha ha but in the moment of bitchyness i think its right to say! i hate it when you pay for something at a checkout or store and then waiting to recieve your change with an open hand they put it down on the counter like a f*cking ignorant c*nt!! aww the thought is boiling my blood, anyone feel this way about this?

YESSS!!!!

The other day in tesco,I put all my shopping up,said "Chello" to the cashier...No reply...

She didn't ask me for my clubcard(The bitch)

Then proceeded to text for 5 mins before starting.

Pointed at the screen rather than tell me what I owed,put her hand out waiting for my card and then put my reciept on the counter rather than in my opened hand.

So...

I went up to the manager and brought her over..

Told the manager she was texing her boyfriemd the whole time I was at her till..

The cashier replied, "FYI I wasn''t texting my boyfriend!"

To which, I wittingly replied.."Course you weren't-your arse is too fat."

....

And on topic.. Teabags in the poxy sink.

ronano · 22-10-2008 10:12am

rude old people - just cos your old does not mean you have automatic respect,god shuffle off this mortal coil post-hate please

spanish students in the summer - liquidate these stair sitting,loud ass brightly coloured ants

Nalz · 22-10-2008 10:18am

****ty spell-checker on my phone
Snobby la-di-da people
People scrapping plates or biting into icecream or cutlery
Derek Mooney
Kids playing music out loud on public transportation
Nacker tashes
Dust
People with zero self-awareness and talk about themseleves 24/7

ronano · 22-10-2008 10:27am

people that sign their posts,really stop it you egotistical muppets

people that read certain books to appear more intellectual and smarter,if you parrot something someone says that's what you are a parrot nothing else

marti101 · 22-10-2008 10:32am

Rude customers who think we are their skivvys.People who jump queues.People who think they know everything,people giving you dirty looks when the kids act up[they probably did the same to their parents]Rude old people who think that we owe them something.Old people who give advice regarding my baby and get annoyed when i dont take it and they ask me stupid questions and stick their hand nearly in his gob to see if he has teeth.Anyone who stands at the end of an elevator or doorway should be shot.But the one thing that really annoys me is drivers seeing the lights change speed up and go through them.Or when the green man is there for us to go they slide up or rev thinking that it makes me faster it doesnt i walk slower across the road.:mad:

Those Little Things that Annoy You

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