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Rosanna Repents

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I admit that I picked up this "magazine" and flicked through it, tired, sunburnt and after a heavy lunch.

    Now, I have no medical training apart from the usual work related first aid, and a short stint as a Lifeguard, but I believe that the Sindo causes mild to severe neurological impairment, akin to brain damage or temporary loss of faculties - upon browsing the magazine, I felt an urge to buy property and write my own article entitled "Why You Should All Do Something or Other because we tell you to"

    fortunately, I stopped reading the magazine, and my prognosis for recovery is good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Waestrel wrote: »
    Anyone see the SINDO

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Isn't there a mindless pointless drivel forum we can move this thread to?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Isn't there a mindless pointless drivel forum we can move this thread to?

    Target shooting? http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1013 :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    My little puppy dog is house trained now, I placed the Life section in the corner and lo and behold 1/2 hour later Frisbe had pooped all over the cover.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    TBH, I actually think she deserves some credit for trying to build a career that doesn't finish once some people think she's too old. She's also written bits with The Dubliner and elsewhere - if editors want to print her, fair enough, and writing is more difficult than smiling while someone takes a picture.

    That article is pants, though.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What is the SINDO and who is Rosanna Repents?

    The first sounds like a fascist newspaper and the second sounds like a porn star, though I'm aware that it's probably not going to be as exciting as it sounds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    OP wrote
    Rosanna Repents
    Anyone see the SINDOs glossy magazine today (sunday) with herself on the cover? The article written by her, no less, - the poster girl for the excesses of the Celtic tiger - was written without a shred of irony. is there something wrong with this woman? Has her powerful Arts educated UCD brain bee replaced with yoghurt? Does she really feel a flush or moral rectitude when aligning herself with the working classes? Does her new found admiration for the virtues of hard work, really have parallels into the modelling industry?

    When will Ireland sink beneath the waves, so no one can remember we ever existed?


    hello at least one of our taoiseagh did arts in ucd

    poster girl for the celtic tiger was katy french in every way
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    The first sounds like a fascist newspaper .

    Nail on head


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    They probably have a special sub-editor that takes the original copy and reworks it around whatever bint they're using that week.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,577 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Oh no:(, it is going to be Atlantis all over again:rolleyes:

    :confused: wasn't Atlantis a city-sized spaceship full of cool weapons, an upstairs garage and games room? sweet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    stovelid wrote: »
    They probably have a special sub-editor that takes the original copy and reworks it around whatever bint they're using that week.
    The Spindo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    DEVEREUX wrote: »
    Rosanna Repents!.........Me arse!

    Quote from her article " I believe that my generation has more or less silently adapted to recession etiquette" Give me an F'in break!!

    Stars' free ride comes to an end as they lose their luxury car deals

    a staff member at Audi has confirmed that in recent months the company has had to ask top model Rosanna Davison for her sexy Audi TT convertible back.

    The stunning brunette was told that that the garage "needed to sell the convertible on" and instead had to downgrade it to a "cheaper vehicle".

    The keys of the Audi TT were taken from the model and an Audi A3 Cabriolet was given to her instead.


    This is March of this year^

    Also Her recent scumbag party?
    http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2962935/Miss-World-the-Celtic-ned.html

    How pretensious can you get?

    FUP SAKE!! I'm so sick of the bull**** celebrity crap that fills our media daily! rant over :)

    Recession etiquette?
    Free cars?
    its like watching Robert Mugabe throw some massive ball while people fight for bread down the road.


    As for the Sindo itself, it makes The Sun look decent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    While I'm happy to defend her on the basis of not marrying into money or something similar, I feel much the same way about the article as this;

    http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8781/zs8i4xy55cvxavenjgohswq.jpg

    I've never seen a picture sum up the mentality of a generation more.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Waestrel wrote: »


    I'm sorry, but i still would


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My brain will not let me look at that article after reading the title, that was enough to tell me all i needed to know.


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Rosanna = average.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Who are ye on about ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Who are ye on about ?

    Nobody.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    cournioni wrote: »
    Rosanna = average.

    Really?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    My good friend Barry Meegan, a London-based, Irish-born programme manager, moved to the UK having lost his job in Ireland at the end of 2008. He has really noticed the change in Irish life for our generation. "People in Ireland got used to living beyond their means during the Celtic Tiger," he observes.

    Thought provoking stuff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,577 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Really?

    um...yes. very average


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    "Much as homeostasis maintains internal equilibrium by adjusting its physiological processes, we externally adjust to maintain our own reality every single day."

    Good to see that expensive arts degree didn't go to waste.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    =super_furry;66061201
    Good to see that expensive arts degree didn't go to waste.

    This is my arts degree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    how does her boyfriend russ face himself in the mirror with rosanna's legs snapping open at the slightest pressure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    She's nice to look at and now she expects us to "respect" her. Has she ever lost a job that helped feed her family? Did she ever go on the dole?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    Biggins wrote: »
    To the above questions:

    No,
    Possibly...
    No,
    Only a shrink could tell,
    Say what???

    No. we helped build the world.

    But the fact we can't do a thing right in our own country is a worry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    um...yes. very average

    I think a lot of people here are telling porkies. If Rosanna made a move on 90% of the men in Ireland, they would happily make the beast with two backs with her :D. Apart from quite obviously being very hot, she seems sound enough whenever I've heard her. I used to see her around UCD a bit and she always seemed pleasant enough.

    If she is average, I'd like to see the knockouts that the lads here are scoring. Seriously like, if they exist I'd very much like to meet those girls :D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    Waestrel wrote: »
    Anyone see the SINDOs

    That's how far I got reading your post before a voice in my mind cried "**** THIS ****."


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