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What would Human taste like?

  • 07-02-2010 9:39pm
    #1
    Emoran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭


    Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
    like i just thought about it today?
    a good man steak would be quite nice no?
    or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

    possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?



    p.s: i am a normal person:o


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  • #2
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Chicken.


  • #3
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Like this thread... crap


  • #4
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Season them in semen and they'd taste alright I suppose.


  • #5
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Pork, but I guess it depnds on how you cook/fry it etc.


  • #6
    A Dub in Glasgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,291 ✭✭✭✭A Dub in Glasgo


    You mean you have never tasted a woman? :eek:


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  • #7
    candlegrease
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭candlegrease


    just like any other red meat...beef etc.


  • #8
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    "FFFFFFFFF"


  • #9
    Emoran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Emoran


    up bairly 2 minutes and i laughed already.
    congrats AH:rolleyes:


  • #10
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    prob beef or lamb . . .


  • #11
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I think human taste very salty and disgusting. They must taste disgusting if sharks hate the taste of us, since when are sharks picky about eating meat.


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  • #12
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    I think human taste very salty and disgusting. They must taste disgusting if sharks hate the taste of us, since when are sharks picky about eating meat.

    does that mean that the film jaws couldn't have happened? and here was me thinking it was a documentry . . .;)

    :D


  • #13
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Season them in semen and they'd taste alright I suppose.

    You would now about the semen? :eek:


  • #14
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    You would now about the semen? :eek:

    What else would I be eating for my Sunday dinner?


  • #15
    CokaColumbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 478 ✭✭CokaColumbo


    I wonder if its against the law to cannibalise dead loved ones instead of burying them...hmmm.


  • #16
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Apparently humans have both red and white meat in them.. err, 'us'.

    If a situation in my life called for cannibalism I'd be more interested than disgusted I think.


  • #17
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    Apparently humans have both red and white meat in them.. err, 'us'.

    I knew you Donegal-ians(?) were weird creatures.


  • #18
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    It's allegedly known as 'long pig', but that may be an urban myth or something like that


  • #19
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    goes lovely with some fava beans and a nice chianti


  • #20
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    ****!


  • #21
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Eat That Guy - he has a lot of meath in him.


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  • #22
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I knew you Donegal-ians(?) were weird creatures.

    I'm a London-inianite(:confused:) by birth. Donegal by the grace of our Lord Jesus, sure isn't he a wile fella.


  • #23
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Human meat is quite tough and somewhat bland.

    We are not very tasty to be honest.


  • #24
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Emoran wrote: »
    Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
    like i just thought about it today?
    a good man steak would be quite nice no?
    or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

    possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?
    Man steak? :confused: Well can't tell you what a man tastes like but the women I've eaten tasted like fish.
    p.s: i am a normal person:o
    No you're not.


  • #25
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Human meat is quite tough and somewhat bland.

    We are not very tasty to be honest.

    Waiter there's a hare in my food.....


  • #26
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,128 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I wonder how many replies short of 4000 this thread will get?:P


  • #27
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two


  • #28
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Chicken.
    Agreed. Somewhere between chicken and dried turkey.


  • #29
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,128 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Most Haunted wrote: »
    off topic . Die Hard just started on Sky Two

    Yippie ki yay!


  • #30
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Emoran wrote: »
    Im hoping nobody here actually knows but this is boards so i wouldnt be surprised if half of you did know:D
    like i just thought about it today?
    a good man steak would be quite nice no?
    or a nice leg,breast;),thigh,rack of ribs,bicep?

    possibly a bit too weird even for you lot?
    Its quite tough actually, but quite tasty. Not a big fan of the lungs myself, bit spongey.
    p.s: i am a normal person:o

    You dropped 'normal' when you stepped foot in AH :pac:


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  • #31
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Yippie ki yay!

    .... Ke-mo sah-bee :cool:


  • #32
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    mikom wrote: »
    "FFFFFFFFF"

    How bad is it that I immediately interpreted that as the HTML code for white text and thought you meant "like chicken"?


  • #33
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    pickarooney wrote: »
    How bad is it that I immediately interpreted that as the HTML code for white text and thought you meant "like chicken"?

    It's terrible .... as they're only 6 F's in white.


  • #34
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Paddy English man , Irishman and scots man were in a plane crash on a desert island

    No food on the Island except the Dead pilots body

    Paddy Englishman says "I played for Liverpool so I will eat the Liver"

    Paddy Scotsman says "I played for Hearts so I will eat the Heart"

    Paddy Irishman says " I played for Ballsbridge but im not Hungry"















    Taxi


  • #35
    Dull and Boring
    Registered Users Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭Dull and Boring


    Studied a case in college where a man who had a fantasy to eat someone put a request on the internet for a....recipient..... Anyway...someone actually replied who had a fantasy to be eaten......the fantasies were fulfilled! Kinda felt bad for the first guy, he ended up in jail. I guess consent counts for nothin'!


  • #36
    D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭D


    "If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

    Found this from google.


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  • #37
    Dull and Boring
    Registered Users Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭Dull and Boring


    D wrote: »
    Found this from google.

    Yeah...."Google"....


  • #38
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Why :eek:


  • #39
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    caseyann wrote: »
    Why :eek:

    I could do with a caseyann steak right about nao!


  • #40
    The Pontiac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭The Pontiac


    This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.


  • #41
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    <Ollie> wrote: »
    This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

    That movie had a lot of meat on show in it ... mainly ham.


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  • #42
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I could do with a caseyann steak right about nao!

    Oh i am flattered :o no cooking needed for my Abigayle all hot and spicy already :P


  • #43
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    caseyann wrote: »
    Oh i am flattered :o no cooking needed for my Abigayle all hot and spicy already :P

    Nawww jezuz. You mayked me wanna eat you the other wai nao lol :o


  • #44
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    it tastes exactly like pork. Its not something you would enjoy researching(online research of course, not the actual eating of human flesh)

    pig organs can be medically transplanted into humans, the pot belly pig is the main organ doner I think


  • #45
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Nawww jezuz. You mayked me wanna eat you the other wai nao lol :o

    Hehe scrumptious truly scrumptious :o
    Toot sweets sound like what they are
    So do lollys in a lollypop jar
    Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
    Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
    start
    And your name does the same for you
    By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
    You're truly truly scrumptious
    Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
    When your near me
    It's so delicious
    Honest Abigayle, you're the answer to my wishes
    Truly Scrumptious


  • #46
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    caseyann wrote: »
    Hehe scrumptious truly scrumptious :o
    Toot sweets sound like what they are
    So do lollys in a lollypop jar
    Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
    Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
    start
    And your name does the same for you
    By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
    You're truly truly scrumptious
    Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
    When your near me
    It's so delicious
    Honest Abigayle, you're the answer to my wishes
    Truly Scrumptious
    Fawk that was hawt :o


  • #47
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    candlegrease wrote: »
    just like any other red meat...beef etc.

    Which all taste differantly... ;)


  • #48
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    bonerm wrote: »
    It's terrible .... as they're only 6 F's in white.

    3 will suffice!


  • #49
    kev9100
    Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭kev9100


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    If YORE MA's vagina is anything to go by, not good...........:(.


    It's been a while :D.


    FAIL


  • #50
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    <Ollie> wrote: »
    This thread reminds of the film Alive, which was based on a true story. A plane crashed in Andes, and you can probably guess the rest.

    They ate everything except the handies?


  • #51
    FunnyStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    I guess it depends on who you're eating.

    Now, which would you like...... Leg of Bertie....

    ... or Breast of Halle Berry?? :D


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