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Heating oil has run out

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    #32
    keithb93
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭keithb93


    I havent had oil for the past 2 months. My bedroom is 14 degrees :(


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    #33
    H2UMrsRobinson
    Registered Users Posts: 763 ✭✭✭H2UMrsRobinson


    +1 on the tank tilting option

    A breeze block gives us another couple of days out of ours.


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    #34
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    keithb93 wrote: »
    I havent had oil for the past 2 months. My bedroom is 14 degrees :(
    Apparently there a lad with an empty house next door that has a full tank. Go take that, you have our permission.(for those with long memories:)) Is 14 degrees cold? I've no idea, it's feckin roasting here at my gaff, too hot to think really.


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    #35
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    keithb93 wrote: »
    I havent had oil for the past 2 months. My bedroom is 14 degrees :(

    thats an irish summer, get use to it.


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    #36
    keithb93
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭keithb93


    IM0 wrote: »
    thats an irish summer, get use to it.

    Oh im well used to it by now.


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    #37
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    keithb93 wrote: »
    Oh im well used to it by now.

    so now when the temps hit a daily high of 18 degrees in july you can declare it a heatwave for yourself. silver linings :p


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    #38
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    siphen some from your neighbours tank,

    Warning - do this at 3:30am


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    #39
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Self-immolation.


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    #40
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,027 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Cover yourself in deep heat and drink lighter fluid


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    #41
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    wear more clothes


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    #42
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,984 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Load up with Brussel sprouts, light a fart in the bed, and the fiery Armageddon will keep you warm for three months*.






    *might need hospitalisation for skin-grafts.


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    #43
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Set your house on fire, that oughta do the trick.


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    #44
    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Nothing, you're gonna die


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    #45
    Izzy j
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭Izzy j


    Ive no heating oil either. It's Baltic at my gaff,huddled under the duvet while I browse boards. I do have a great little hot water bottle in the form of a jack Russell terrier:eek:


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    #46
    ninebeanrows
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭ninebeanrows


    The best thing to do is to as one of my friends has done, chopped down a few trees and used it as firewood.

    A hefty tree can keep you going for 3 months or more!

    So get choppin'


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    #47
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    No I have a fire in the parlour, but the rest of the house is cold

    Well la-de-fucking-da.....


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    #48
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIJAsKCLTqc


    Technology is great!


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    #49
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Yakult wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIJAsKCLTqc


    Technology is great!

    At 1.12.00 it really gets into it, best part.


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    #50
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    And the oil man said let there be heat.......and there was!

    Four hundred and sixty goddamn euros worth :eek:

    At least the rest of the castle shall be warm for the servants. I do like to look after them *cracks whip at Jeeves*


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