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What does your town need!!!

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  • 10-06-2009 7:44pm
    #1
    DecTipp
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭


    In my town we fair need a leisure centre with a bowling alley and a few snooker tables .tthe town is dead as a maggot.


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    #2
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,865 ✭✭✭✭January


    It needs a big gun to kill all the scumbags.


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    #3
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Maggots can be alive too.


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    #4
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Whore house.


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    #5
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A massive statue of Bob Marley & 2Pac playin handball against a wall, surrounded by a garden of sensimillia.


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    #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Hookers


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    #7
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    An enema.


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    #8
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    are they talking about the burlesque house or the bordello?


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    #9
    Fr Martin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Fr Martin


    More faith


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    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Free Hookers FTW


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    #11
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    More faith

    Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....


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    #12
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Vain wrote: »
    Whore house.

    Every town should have at least one.


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    #13
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,803 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Hookers
    Your town doesn't have them already?!


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    #14
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A dishco!


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    #15
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    A sheriff


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    #16
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    A monorail!


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    #17
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    An enema.

    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one


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    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    javaboy wrote: »
    A monorail!


    The ring came off my pudding can!


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    #19
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    more simpsons references.


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    #20
    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    A prison for scumbags and employment. Which buildin a scumbag prison would create. Win win situation


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    #21
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    My Town forum is that way, tbh
    >

    " :rolleyes: "


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    #22
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    More faith

    my town has faith, she lives a few doors down from me


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    #23
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets




    :pac:


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    #24
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    Free Hookers FTW

    They're just called Slappers. Go to your local club ad wait until closing. Take one home.


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    #25
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    markok84 wrote: »
    more simpsons references.

    A giant billboard that says "no fat chicks"?


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....
    Meh. He's no face kicker


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    #27
    Takk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Hookers

    I'll go build my own town, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the town and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!


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    #28
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Ponster wrote: »
    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

    Probably shoulda gone for a Simpsons reference in hindsight.


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    #29
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    hmm, have the whore houses, strip bars, sex kinos, casinos and 24 hour bars... think I'm OK for the next few years until I need a Betty Ford type clinic!


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ponster wrote: »
    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

    It was that golf guy wasn't it? Jack Nicklaus.


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    #31
    glaston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭glaston


    Ponster wrote: »
    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

    go with a smile?


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