The NOPE Thread Not for the Squeamish

Alicat · 13-07-2012 1:22am

Mardy Bum wrote: »

Is that not were most of the fear arises from? The fact that they may "bite" you?

I think it's more to do with the thought of one of them running up your leg, or landing on your face. I never even thought about them biting.

Evil Phil · 13-07-2012 3:35am

Motherf*ckers can bite too?! Jesus wept.

EdanHewittt · 13-07-2012 3:50am

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Guill · 13-07-2012 8:33am

Mardy Bum wrote: »

Is that not were most of the fear arises from? The fact that they may "bite" you?

No, for me it's the fact that they might crawl under my skin and lay eggs.

BaconZombie · 13-07-2012 10:27am

norrie rugger · 13-07-2012 10:37am

has to be a shop

smash · 13-07-2012 10:48am

norrie rugger wrote: »

has to be a shop

No, it's a hand :pac:

MetalDog · 13-07-2012 10:52am

Daithi 1 wrote: »

meat processing. nope

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1254378345

Is it bad that I still want a burger after that?

--Kaiser-- · 13-07-2012 11:23am

Mardy Bum wrote: »

Is that not were most of the fear arises from? The fact that they may "bite" you?

'Harmless' or not, they can still bite. Arachnophobia is one of the commonest phobias, it's an ancestral fear as all spiders are venomous and many are dangerous

Jet Black · 13-07-2012 5:39pm

Goat/pig/Cow/horse in a blender. Yup.

Mod note - fairly graphic and might be distressing to animal lovers
UcmaGMRD-Cs&feature=player_embedded

Repost - Animal parts in meat blender

CMpunked · 13-07-2012 6:09pm

You had to post that at dinner time, didn't you?...

Motorist · 14-07-2012 1:48am

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That's the most upsetting video I've ever seen. Almost 40 people were involved.

I think it's important to understand the brutality that exists where repression is happening

Mod: I'm sorry. That is too graphic for here. Its a video of a man being burned alive in mob justice.

Daithi 1 · 14-07-2012 2:55am

Motorist wrote: »

That's the most upsetting video I've ever seen. Almost 40 people were involved.

I think it's important to understand the brutality that exists where repression is happening

Someone needs to press the reset button on this so called civilisation soon...

pablohoney87 · 15-07-2012 2:29pm

From a friends facebook :eek:

EI_Flyboy · 15-07-2012 2:54pm

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

You know whats really NOPE? A lot of the Deep web.

Amen to that. The most NOPE thing I've ever seen was on there and it was only a sentence, a forum discription. I did not click through.

On a brighter note! Imagine Trey Parker and Matt Stone are given complete free reign to create a series of flash animations with zero censorship? Not even close. It got canned after two episodes. NSFW:

http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/ep01.swf

http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/ep02.swf

Kinda surprised Salad Fingers only got one mention and no Mention of Chris Cuningham's video for Aphex Twin's Rubber Jonny either...

Sunnyisland · 15-07-2012 2:58pm

pablohoney87 wrote: »

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/205408_2260228443082_1126627370_n.jpgFrom a friends facebook :eek:

To be fair that more looks like a broken heel than anything else, no swelling,blood etc

smash · 16-07-2012 8:41am

her tattoo will be screwed!

CardBordWindow · 16-07-2012 9:00am

It might as well be a bullseye!

(To quote Wedding Crashers)

smash · 16-07-2012 9:05am

CardBordWindow wrote: »

It might as well be a bullseye!

(To quote Wedding Crashers)

It's on her foot... I don't think you got that quote right!

January · 16-07-2012 1:04pm

pablohoney87 wrote: »

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/205408_2260228443082_1126627370_n.jpgFrom a friends facebook :eek:

That's just a really bad photoshop. Definitely a nope.

smash · 16-07-2012 1:15pm

January wrote: »

That's just a really bad photoshop. Definitely a nope.

I'd love to hear how you came to that conclusion?

Because it doesn't look like and the EXIF data disagrees with you.

--Kaiser-- · 16-07-2012 2:14pm

smash wrote: »

I'd love to hear how you came to that conclusion?

Because it doesn't look like and the EXIF data disagrees with you.

It doesn't look like a photoshop but certainly doesn't look like the stiletto went throught the foor either. There's no blood, no swelling and the foot would look mangled due to the displacement of metatarsels

norrie rugger · 16-07-2012 2:20pm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

It doesn't look like a photoshop but certainly doesn't look like the stiletto went throught the foor either. There's no blood, no swelling and the foot would look mangled due to the displacement of metatarsels

I have seen wounds like that where swelling and bleeding will only start once the object is removed.

EI_Flyboy · 16-07-2012 4:18pm

Here's an answer to the question you never wanted to ask, who is Goatse!?:

http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturbing-internet-meme-in-history

McChubbin · 16-07-2012 10:05pm

EI_Flyboy wrote: »

On a brighter note! Imagine Trey Parker and Matt Stone are given complete free reign to create a series of flash animations with zero censorship? Not even close. It got canned after two episodes. NSFW:

http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/ep01.swf

http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/ep02.swf

I think I pulled a muscle laughing!

woof im a dog · 16-07-2012 10:48pm

i hate the way i keep coming back to this thread, its like a blister on the roof of your mouth: you know its not good for you but you still keep tonguing at it anyway

smash · 17-07-2012 9:36am

EI_Flyboy wrote: »

http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/ep01.swf

http://www.spschat.com/Shocked/ep02.swf

It's like an animated version of those electric retard comics.

pablohoney87 · 17-07-2012 10:54am

norrie rugger wrote: »

I have seen wounds like that where swelling and bleeding will only start once the object is removed.

You actually can see blood around the wound. As far as I know this is genuine from a source who's normally first to call bullsh1t on these things. And to me although its not discoloured the foot does look swollen.

FatherLen · 17-07-2012 11:04am

lets get this thread back on track

Nope+Nope+Nope.+This+is+a+Giant+Weta+Bug+Heaviest_b2a83d_3834951.jpg

norrie rugger · 17-07-2012 11:10am

pablohoney87 wrote: »

You actually can see blood around the wound. As far as I know this is genuine from a source who's normally first to call bullsh1t on these things. And to me although its not discoloured the foot does look swollen.

I agree with you. Was directing that to the people calling photoshop.

FatherLen · 17-07-2012 3:46pm

p to the e · 17-07-2012 5:15pm

FatherLen wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that picture. He just happens to be extremely flexible.

Steffano2002 · 17-07-2012 10:55pm

p to the e wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that picture. He just happens to be extremely flexible.

He simply has two knees!

norrie rugger · 18-07-2012 11:35am

again from the YLYL thread

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Steffano2002 · 18-07-2012 10:19pm

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Steffano2002 · 18-07-2012 10:25pm

Old Perry · 18-07-2012 10:53pm

Steffano2002 wrote: »

that is possibly my worst fear, insects crawling into your brain :eek:

--Kaiser-- · 19-07-2012 8:54am

Old Perry wrote: »

that is possibly my worst fear, insects crawling into your brain :eek:

Insects can't crawl into your brain
Snopes

Alright · 19-07-2012 1:19pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOa2VQdbzw

J. Marston · 19-07-2012 2:35pm

The full thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAYccnyfkY

The money shot...

smash · 19-07-2012 2:39pm

J. Marston wrote: »

The money shot...

bet it's just tissue or something that got stuck up there. Not that it makes it any better, because personally its the most disgusting thing in the whole thread. Was posted previously and I wanted to puke.

BadGirl · 19-07-2012 2:51pm

smash wrote: »

bet it's just tissue or something that got stuck up there. Not that it makes it any better, because personally its the most disgusting thing in the whole thread. Was posted previously and I wanted to puke.

I was looking at loads of these one night on youtube, the last one i watched was enough internets for me. there isn't enough eye bleach in the WORLD.... so NOPE it doesn't even belong in here.....

Steffano2002 · 19-07-2012 5:26pm

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Insects can't crawl into your brain
Snopes

Not an insect but: Naegleria fowleri:

In humans, N. fowleri can invade the central nervous system via the nose (specifically through the olfactory mucosa and cribriform plate of the nasal tissues). The penetration initially results in significant necrosis of and hemorrhaging in the olfactory bulbs. From there, the amoebae climbs along nerve fibers through the floor of the cranium via the cribriform plate and into the brain. The organism begins to consume cells of the brain piecemeal by means of a unique sucking apparatus extended from its cell surface. It then becomes pathogenic, causing primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAM or PAME). PAM is a syndrome affecting the central nervous system. PAM usually occurs in healthy children or young adults with no prior history of immune compromise who have recently been exposed to bodies of fresh water.

Amphotericin B is effective against N. fowleri in vitro, but the prognosis remains bleak for those that contract PAM, and survival remains less than 1%.

smash · 19-07-2012 5:43pm

That's not an insect, it's a parasite.

--Kaiser-- · 20-07-2012 8:52am

If you want to go down that route there are plenty of worms and amobae than can cross your blood brain barrier and get into your brain

http://discovermagazine.com/2012/jun/03-hidden-epidemic-tapeworms-in-the-brain/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/07/brain_manipulating_parasite/

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