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6 word stories

  • 02-03-2015 9:02pm
    #1
    theboy1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭


    Young couple, Old man ,fun times

    Post your own.


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  • #2
    Father Ted Crilly
    Site Banned Posts: 217 ✭✭Father Ted Crilly


    For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. - Ernest Hemingway.

    Not mine but I guess it counts.


  • #3
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    She cried. He would never stop.


  • #4
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Heh...
    Look out, it's behind you! Aaagghhhh!!!!


  • #5
    Hildred
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Ghostly screams. From behind the wall.


    They're coming, to take me away.


    Move along. Nothing to see here.


    I am I said, nobody heard.


  • #6
    Livvie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Livvie


    Hildred wrote: »
    Ghostly screams. From behind the wall.


    They're coming, to take me away.


    Move along. Nothing to see here.


    I am I said, nobody heard.

    Really like the third. They're all good, mind - though Neil Diamond might have something to say about the last one. :)


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  • #7
    gammygils
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,288 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Drink! Shops. Ran out. 2 Trucks!


  • #8
    femur61
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭femur61


    Gone to war, never coming home.

    Helmuts on. Clash of the ash.


  • #9
    Hildred
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    So lost without my beloved . . . books.

    I am from nothing: empty space.

    I love snow, imagine those snowangels!

    Snow, covers all evidence of misdeeds.

    My mind is sponge, saturate it.

    Waves wash over dunes, starting afresh!

    Railroad sleepers tell some interesting stories.

    Rain falls. Heavy drops, like tears;
    Earth is weeping for its loss.


  • #10
    Hildred
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Eyes reflect the world of dreams.


  • #11
    Hildred
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Struggle and strife - succeed or die.


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  • #12
    theboy1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭theboy1


    You don't win friends with salad.


  • #13
    BabySlam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭BabySlam


    Tired of life. Bye Bye,now.


  • #14
    Hildred
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Experience teaches us to fight back.


  • #15
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    This story is longer than six....


  • #16
    Vernonymous
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭Vernonymous


    Wake up. Eat more. Sleep tight.


  • #17
    SoftMicro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    married an angel, divorced a monster


  • #18
    Hildred
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Terry Pratchett. Gone to Ankh Morpork.


  • #19
    Radio5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,977 ✭✭✭Radio5


    Your father? Sorry. She lied again.


  • #20
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My never-ending story is now over.

    Family will always let you down.

    Trouble with money has me sad.


  • #21
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Most six word stories are sad....

    That actually wasn't planned :D

    All alone. Phone rings. Happy now.


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  • #22
    morriss003
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭morriss003


    She cried when the condom broke.


  • #23
    AndyBoBandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,721 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    I wouldn't, I couldn't, I did.


  • #24
    echo beach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    morriss003 wrote: »
    She cried when the condom broke.

    Thank God for morning after pill.


  • #25
    MagicHumanDoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭MagicHumanDoll


    He looked straight down the barrel.

    Lips moved, but sounds did not.

    She had won. It was over.

    I turned, saw it, then ran.


  • #26
    Redhenrun
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭Redhenrun


    For Sale: Knife.. Unwanted wedding gift.


  • #27
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Too much. Can't stop. So ashamed.


  • #28
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,121 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    Screams in the night fade away.

    He said. She disagreed. Surrender. Peace.


  • #29
    WomanSkirtFan8
    Registered Users Posts: 768 ✭✭✭WomanSkirtFan8


    Think Well. Do Well. Harm None.


  • #30
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    He died. Now his adventure begins.


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  • #31
    canttalk
    Registered Users Posts: 19 ✭canttalk


    I laughed. I fell in love.

    Sad. In bed. Someone Help me.

    My children. Reason returns. Life renewed

    Sunlight. Warmth. Colours. Spirit metamorphosis. Rebirth.


  • #32
    howardmarks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭howardmarks


    Ham, cheese, onion, tomato. Toasted please


  • #33
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Aw shucks! You really shouldn't have.

    (Or "Aw shucks! You shouldn't have." depending on how you count the words.)


  • #34
    femur61
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭femur61


    Appeal dismissed. Your're trespassing. Leave now!


  • #35
    Pessimist
    Registered Users Posts: 93 ✭✭Pessimist


    Hairdresser required! Or a good hat.


  • #36
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Walking in the woods. Birdsong everywhere.

    Picnic in the sun. What fun!

    With you, life is an adventure.


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  • #37
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,654 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    I saw, I conquered, I came.


  • #38
    Mike M.M.G
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭Mike M.M.G


    "Bomb disposal experience? Unnecessary." Oops. BOOM!


  • #39
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,121 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    "Oooh new phone!" Slip, smash... cry.


  • #40
    loubian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭loubian


    "Lost at sea; he was free"


  • #41
    exgp
    Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭exgp


    Difficult but I hope it works.


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  • #42
    exgp
    Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭exgp


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    I saw, I conquered, I came.

    Vidi, vincit, veni. I may have met her also.


  • #43
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My Life never even mattered, why?


  • #44
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Who is knocking at my door?


  • #45
    Rob094
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭Rob094


    Unopened jumbo box of condoms. Expired.


  • #46
    loubian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭loubian


    She's pulling at her ear again


  • #47
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,913 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Many posts. Few stories. Failing experiment.


  • #48
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Graveside Funeral. Grieving Husband. Smiling Mourner.


  • #49
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    She found me again, oh dear!


  • #50
    StewartGriffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Old Woman, throws spectacles, into Ocean.


  • #51
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    She slapped me, I shot her.


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