Most disgusting thing you've done in your OH's company?

Cringe spiritcrusher and I understand your chosen username.I've done plenty of cringe-worthy things in my time. Tbh I think it shows a great closeness if you can and can both laugh it off. Some fond albeit blush enducing memories for me. Though obviously ones I ain't sharing and hope my ex doesn't either...

One night after a bottle of red (each), i decided to treat my bf to a bit of sucky action. Was all going well until he went a little too, ahem, deep. Gag reflex kicked in and with a belly full of red wine.. Projectile isn't the word! Lets just say it looked like someone had been murdered!

Got sick >.<

i woke my girlfriend up from a mid-day nap and farted in her face.....it was prity loud, so there wasnt too much smell....she still reminds me of it from time to time..

Shurwhynot wrote: »

At quarter to 3 in the afternoon?

"Yeah, but it's breakfast time back home."

jessie1 wrote: »

One night after a bottle of red (each), i decided to treat my bf to a bit of sucky action. Was all going well until he went a little too, ahem, deep. Gag reflex kicked in and with a belly full of red wine.. Projectile isn't the word! Lets just say it looked like someone had been murdered!

Das beautiful babe.

Kinda reminds me of when I was traveling around France with my g/f. We had arranged to meet a friend in Bordeaux. We got a late train from Paris which was due to arrive in Bordeaux in the early hours of the morning. So we embarked the train and took our seats in a cabin.

Presently a young French man came and sat opposite us. He eyed us up a little bit and realizing that there was no chance of small talk because we were speaking English he settled himself down and fell asleep.

Whilst we traversed the French countryside our thoughts and conversation turned to sex. It must've been the heady wine we consumed or the fact that we had come from the capital of lurve because we were both extremely horny. Shortly afterward the conversation led to to passionate kissing and a bit of fondling.

The thing that was really arousing was the presence of a handsome French man only feet away from the scene of our amorous activity. I could tell that it was getting my girl all hot and heavy and this was adding to the intensity of the situation.

We didn't actually have full sexual intercourse but did everything else. At one stage while I was pleasuring my girl I noticed her looking intently at the man. I was convinced that he had one of his eyes slightly open and was watching us go at it.

This was enough to make me explode. When I say explode I mean it in the fullest sense of the word. It was enough to wake the gentleman who gave me a very funny look. As we arrived into Bordeaux I noticed I had covered myself and my girl in jizz. (The disgusting part I guess )

We didn't have any time to clean ourselves up because our friend literally met us off the train. She took one look at us and gave us a knowing smile. We hopped into her Renault and were whisked back to her apartment. Long story short we downed a bottle of Bordeaux and went to bed where we had unbelievable sex on a balmy Bordeaux night with bedroom doors and windows wide open.

Viva la France!

In$omniac wrote: »

It was more something that my other ex half did in my company, he came back to mine pished drunk after been out watching footie with his mates all day. Sat (fell) down to eat his chinese, was trying to tell me something funny, he thought it was hilarious (I hadn't a clue what he was on about) he got into a fit of laughing then he sneezed and I was left looking at him with noodles coming out of his nostril, whilst he was on the floor still laughing at his supposingly funny joke, oblivious to his noodle nostril!!

And yes I took pics

Thats one of the funniest things I've heard in ages...
I've been laughing my arse off for the last ten minutes...