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Left Handed Thread For Left Handed People.

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05-11-2010 5:27pm

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Orando Broom

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Right is not might.

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#2 05-11-2010 5:28pm
liah

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What if I'm ambidextrous?

I want to belong, too.

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#3 05-11-2010 5:28pm
littleoulme

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Left is the best.

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#4 05-11-2010 5:30pm
MrStuffins

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im noy a legty but i woll tru to typw lrfty for thr saje of thw threaf

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#5 05-11-2010 5:30pm
listermint

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Nah it just looks too weird!!

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#6 05-11-2010 5:30pm
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Am I in the right thread :P:rolleyes:

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#7 05-11-2010 5:30pm
Duggy747

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Being right handed is sooooooooo mainstream!

I like being left-handed because it's underground.

*vomits*

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#8 05-11-2010 5:30pm
tricky D

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Sinister thread

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#9 05-11-2010 5:32pm
KeithM89_old

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No more left handed scissors for me!!

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#10 05-11-2010 5:32pm
KungPao

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To the Leftorium!

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#11 05-11-2010 5:33pm
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Righty signing in!

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#12 05-11-2010 5:33pm
Craebear

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All chant with me now!

RIGHT POWER! RIGHT POWER! LEFTS OUT!

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#13 05-11-2010 5:34pm
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I write with my right but play golf and swing bats at people with my left. Where does that leave me?

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#14 05-11-2010 5:35pm
the keen edge

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Orando Broom wrote: »

Right is not might.

;daer dluohS
"thgim ton si thgiR"

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#15 05-11-2010 5:36pm
Ficheall

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How does one define whether one is left-handed or not?

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#16 05-11-2010 5:36pm
The Waltzing Consumer

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Finally, a thread for us!

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#17 05-11-2010 5:37pm
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abouttobebanned wrote: »

I write with my right but play golf and swing bats at people with my left. Where does that leave me?

in Rann Mc Nally.

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#18 05-11-2010 5:38pm
markesmith

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Go lefties!

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#19 05-11-2010 5:39pm
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˙ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uı ǝq plnoɔ noʎ - ǝsɹoʍ ǝq plnoɔ ʇı

From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.
— Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut

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#20 05-11-2010 5:40pm
KungPao

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Ficheall wrote: »

How does one define whether one is left-handed or not?

They open tins with their right hand but beat one off with their left.

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#21 05-11-2010 5:43pm
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this thread has been approved by satan and his armies

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#22 05-11-2010 5:46pm
Big Pussy Bonpensiero

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I'm a right hander, what yeh gonna do about it?? Dam right, nothing.

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#23 05-11-2010 5:46pm
Ficheall

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KungPao wrote: »

They open tins with their right hand but beat one off with their left.

I do both with my right. Not at the same time though. That would be dangerous.

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#24 05-11-2010 5:46pm
Guill

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This is great, we get all the sinister people in one thread.....and drop the bomb........up the righties!:p

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#25 05-11-2010 5:47pm
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tricky D wrote: »

Sinister thread

Seems a little awkward to me

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#26 05-11-2010 5:48pm
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Left handed AND called Doctor DooM.

Shudder in fear as I awkwardly write in a ring binder curling my hand to aviod smudging.

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#27 05-11-2010 5:51pm
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hmmm <looks at all the freaks with suspicion>

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#28 05-11-2010 5:53pm
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Is this a secret society "The leftmasons" also **** with the right hand is so wrong!;)

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#29 05-11-2010 5:54pm
the keen edge

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Ficheall wrote: »

How does one define whether one is left-handed or not?

Through the medium of masturbation;
First get a stop watch and bring up whatever porn floats your boat on your laptop/PC.

Now with your right hand proceed to "Knock one out/'av a fiddle in the downstair department" with your right hand. Start the stopwatch when you start pulling/pushing, and stop the watch when you come. This recorded time is T1

Repeat Step 2 with your left hand, again recording the time. This recorded time is T2

If T1 < T2 your are right handed

If T2 > T1 ; you are left handed.

If T1 = T2; you are ambidextrous, lucky you.

Science is fun.

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#30 05-11-2010 5:55pm
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#31 05-11-2010 5:55pm
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You're all the devil. To hell with the lot of you!

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