Girls, do you crotch-watch?

Shinjuku · 19-12-2008 7:51pm #1

crotch watcher

A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

Or is it just a myth. Us men definitley boob-watch by the way. ALL the time.

Madame Razz · 19-12-2008 7:59pm

Only if it's obvious; or they're wearing ridiculously tight pants.... in which case I point and laugh....

I find it slightly disconcerting when a guy has an obvious semi/full hard-on in public....

Saw a very ugly man in Ann Summers with one recently...he was with his equally ugly wife and they were buying a spanking paddle.

The image will stay with me for the rest of my life....

Samurai · 19-12-2008 8:02pm

I have a semi! Baggy pants though :-(

Zaph · 19-12-2008 8:08pm

This thread has massive potential to turn into a train wreck, so keep the sleaze to a minimum please gentlemen or I will be dishing out infractions and may be forced to close the thread.

Thanks

Zaph

kleefarr · 19-12-2008 8:14pm

What about those that crotch watch and followup on it, only to discover that all is not what it appeared as. Socks. :rolleyes:

GirlInterrupted · 19-12-2008 8:28pm

manukahoney wrote: »

Saw a very ugly man in Ann Summers with one recently...he was with his equally ugly wife and they were buying a spanking paddle.

The image will stay with me for the rest of my life....

So harsh ....:p

Ugly people need love too...!

themadchef · 19-12-2008 8:42pm

I much prefer to see them walking away

Let's say the man is drop dead gorgeous, i usually have a "wow" moment, but i don't think i intentionally drop the eyes... saying that, i'm not really sure for that split second. It's possible i do it unconciously. Really nothing to see though, unless the guy is :eek:

Snowie · 19-12-2008 8:43pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

So harsh ....:p

Ugly people need love too...!

of course they do but having a mentle immage being painted in your head can be quite unenjoyable......

quinevere · 19-12-2008 11:00pm

i never look in that general region not really that interested ... prefer personality

LivingDeadGirl · 19-12-2008 11:14pm

If I see someone I'm really attracted to then I kinda scan their whole body subconsciously, how is it my fault if they have something worth noticing in that region? :P

Faith · 19-12-2008 11:40pm

Yes, I do catch myself doing this on occasion. Moreso a few months ago than now.

beks101 · 19-12-2008 11:43pm

I've caught myself doing this on more than one occasion recently.

I'm putting this down to the current dry spell though...

Galvasean · 19-12-2008 11:59pm

Just be subtle about it girls. On more than one occassion when I've been out I have spotted girls 'crotch watching' me. It's very hard to keep a conversation going when you know someone is sneaking glances at your crotch.

copacetic · 20-12-2008 12:02am

Galvasean wrote: »

Just be subtle about it girls. On more than one occassion when I've been out I have spotted girls 'crotch watching' me. It's very hard to keep a conversation going when you know someone is sneaking glances at your crotch.

put the mouse back in the house and they won't be distracted so much...

Kintarō Hattori · 20-12-2008 12:03am

Zaph wrote: »

This thread has massive potential to turn into a train wreck, so keep the sleaze to a minimum please gentlemen or I will be dishing out infractions and may be forced to close the thread.

Thanks

Zaph

Thanks for the warning before anyone actually said anything. Sheeesh.

the_syco · 20-12-2008 12:03am

Galvasean wrote: »

It's very hard to keep a conversation going when you know someone is sneaking glances at your crotch.

The thing is, if they're doing this, to they want you to go semi, or full auto?

Galvasean · 20-12-2008 12:03am

copacetic wrote: »

put the mouse back in the house and they won't be distracted so much...

"Sean, you forgot your pants!!!"

sam34 · 20-12-2008 12:04am

i try not to do it (or at least not to be obvious about it) but i do find myself doing it.

it doesnt help the way fellas sit with their legs spread, my eyes are just drawn to the crotch

Stheno · 20-12-2008 12:07am

don't think I've ever done it tbh

so, no.

cuckoo · 20-12-2008 1:26am

I'm a lot more likely to be checking out arms and shoulders. Unless a penis is attached to someone that I already feel an attraction for, or connection with (however fleeting...) they don't really hold much interest for me.

Once or twice i have had my eyes drawn to that region by the fact that the guy had left his flies open, I'd then very quickly pull my eyes away and pretend I saw nothing. What's the best way to handle that kind of situation? If i hadn't buttoned up my shirt properly I'd much prefer if it were another women who discreetly pointed it out to me - would most men prefer another guy pointing out open flies?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 20-12-2008 1:29am

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Thanks for the warning before anyone actually said anything. Sheeesh.

He's just watching out for the cocks that could post in here tbh.

Edit: W00t 2000 posts!

*Busts open champagne*

Zaph · 20-12-2008 2:13am

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Thanks for the warning before anyone actually said anything. Sheeesh.

Well when the first male reply was this:

Samurai wrote: »

I have a semi!

I felt it was necessary to take pre-emptive action. I don't know if you were around for the whole sleaze debate that we had going on recently about the picture threads, but it's something that many of the ladies here have genuine concerns about. As a result it's something that we're eager not to have a re-occurrance of.

Rey Melted Spy wrote: »

She's just watching out for the cocks that could post in here tbh.

SHE???? :mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 20-12-2008 2:22am

Zaph wrote: »

SHE???? :mad:

He, sorry.

Peared · 20-12-2008 2:32am

I watch the little bit of stomach between waistband and when a t shirt rides up a little.

Also the bulging of arms and straining of fabric when moving arms cos arms and shoulders are muscular.

Oh yes.

LolaLuv · 20-12-2008 2:57am

No crotch-watching for me. I've found it far too misleading.

Aisling(",) · 20-12-2008 3:57am

ive done it before but its because if im looking at someone i look at them head to toe.dont purposefully stop at the groin area but it does happen the odd time.

Kintarō Hattori · 20-12-2008 11:30am

Zaph wrote: »

Well when the first male reply was:

I didn't see that - my apologies.

Zaph wrote: »

I felt it was necessary to take pre-emptive action. I don't know if you were around for the whole sleaze debate that we had going on recently about the picture threads, but it's something that many of the ladies here have genuine concerns about. As a result it's something that we're eager not to have a re-occurrance of.

I wasn't no, I don't come to TLL too often, so fair enough.

ellenmelon · 20-12-2008 1:15pm

No, I don't. For various reasons..

Oryx · 20-12-2008 1:30pm

Nope.

It would be the least important part of a man for me to check out. Initially anyway.

I only remember noticing one guy who had jeans so tight it gave him camel toe. Which is a good trick on a male. I didnt intend to look, but like a car crash, sometimes you just cant help it.

Jules · 20-12-2008 1:30pm

I know a guy who crotch watches girls... if we are in out every so often i hear the word... TOE!

Dord · 20-12-2008 1:34pm

cuckoo wrote: »

would most men prefer another guy pointing out open flies?

No, because that would mean the other guy was looking at their crotch. :eek:

Cpaw · 20-12-2008 1:42pm

Oh isin't it bad manners to stare down there?

Jules · 20-12-2008 1:44pm

Cpaw wrote: »

NO you won't be dishing out infractions honey. As of now your moderator status has being revoked . Oh and don't even think about banning me because you can't.

Excuse me?

I have no clue what you are talking abou tbut i think i can ban you.

Zaph · 20-12-2008 1:58pm

Jules wrote: »

Excuse me?

I have no clue what you are talking abou tbut i think i can ban you.

I think that was aimed at me Jules.

Cpaw, two things - first of all I am not a honey, I'm far too hairy and ugly to ever be mistaken for a female. Secondly, not only can I ban you, but I will if you start your shíte around here. And unlike the mods of most of the other forums that you've been banned from, I won't play as nicely, it will be permanent.

Cpaw · 20-12-2008 2:00pm

Jules wrote: »

Excuse me?

I have no clue what you are talking abou tbut i think i can ban you.

Apologies Zaph. I was outta line. I'm sure you are pretty though

samhail · 20-12-2008 2:02pm

i saw one of the girls checking me out in work during the week. i know she wants it - but she not only isnt asking for it, isnt taking me up on my light sexual inuendo.

Zaph · 20-12-2008 2:41pm

samhail wrote: »

i saw one of the girls checking me out in work during the week. i know she wants it - but she not only isnt asking for it, isnt taking me up on my light sexual inuendo.

samhail, maybe you didn't notice my little warning near the top of this thread, so I suggest you have a look at it before you post again here.

Wibbs · 20-12-2008 2:54pm

There was a good programme about this a few years back. They fitted men and women with glasses that monitored where they looked when in a room full of people. In general men apparently take in the whole picture very quickly and only stare to any great degree breast wise if they're obviously on show. They check out bums too. Both sexes remain on the face for the most part.

In general, women check out shoulders, bum and crotch. They check the crotch area way more than men and it was the area with the most attention other than face.

The interesting thing was that in questionnaires afterward men were more aware and accurate about where they were looking. Women were much less aware and many were absolutely convinced they didn't crotch watch. Not out of embarrassment either it seems. The tests allowed for that.

chillywilly · 20-12-2008 3:06pm

ye i saw that show too, very interesting, it seems men know they are being sleazy, but wimmins are more sleazy subconciously:D

Red Hand · 20-12-2008 3:11pm

Or maybe the producers edited it that way.;)

cuckoo · 20-12-2008 4:08pm

Wibbs wrote: »

Women were much less aware and many were absolutely convinced they didn't crotch watch. Not out of embarrassment either it seems. The tests allowed for that.

After reading this thread i'm having difficulty looking anywhere but at the crotch area today...

Damn my suggestible self.

Oryx · 20-12-2008 4:11pm

The interesting thing was that in questionnaires afterward men were more aware and accurate about where they were looking. Women were much less aware and many were absolutely convinced they didn't crotch watch. Not out of embarrassment either it seems. The tests allowed for that

You have me worried now that Im subconciously crotch watching. Ive never conciously been aware of doing it, and I certainly dont do it for pleasure. If I was doing that Id be checking out abs.

Wibbs · 20-12-2008 6:23pm

Maybe, but it most likely won't be noticed anyway. Women use peripheral vision and quicker glances anyway. Men tend to stare/look for longer. It even happens when people are shopping. Women browse with their eyes, men focus on one thing at a time. Obviously these are generalisations. I know men who would be very subtle and women that would be very obvious. One I know is really obvious in checking out the crotch. You call her on it in a fun way and she is convinced she's not.

Freewheeling Ed · 20-12-2008 10:25pm

Wibbs wrote: »

Maybe, but it most likely won't be noticed anyway. Women use peripheral vision and quicker glances anyway. Men tend to stare/look for longer. It even happens when people are shopping. Women browse with their eyes, men focus on one thing at a time. Obviously these are generalisations. I know men who would be very subtle and women that would be very obvious. One I know is really obvious in checking out the crotch. You call her on it in a fun way and she is convinced she's not.

I was in a doctors waiting room once, and the girl opposite me was clearly staring at my crotch. So after a while and she was still staring at it, I gave a bit of a "hip thrust". Oh dear , the poor girl, the look of horror on her face , for just a moment, before she took to studying her feet.

Shinjuku · 20-12-2008 11:38pm

Freewheeling Ed wrote: »

I was in a doctors waiting room once, and the girl opposite me was clearly staring at my crotch. So after a while and she was still staring at it, I gave a bit of a "hip thrust". Oh dear , the poor girl, the look of horror on her face , for just a moment, before she took to studying her feet.

Yeah it does happen haha. That's the reason I started this thread, I'd be walking around town or even in work, and see some ladies glancing down. I'm no mandingo now but I just notice it happening. Maybe I have a funny walk or something and they're looking down to see what the **** is going on with this lad. Tis mad though, I'm turning into a crotch-watcher-watcher.:pac:

The Last Bandit · 21-12-2008 1:57pm

Beware....

Dudess · 21-12-2008 10:25pm

Yeah, sometimes I do. Depends on how frisky I'm feeling.

GirlInterrupted · 21-12-2008 10:37pm

During the last Olympics a friend of mine was awarding points to the various male gymnasts based on how well they filled the crotch areas of their spandex pants.

Certain ethnic variations were noted.

I've only caught myself doing it a couple of times, usually when gossip has made looking an irressistible impulse.

spinandscribble · 21-12-2008 10:45pm

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

During the last Olympics a friend of mine was awarding points to the various male gymnasts based on how well they filled the crotch areas of their spandex pants.

gmnastics is the perfect sport lol

i can't help but look sometimes. sometimes theres a bulge that catches your eye and you can't help but be curious

GirlInterrupted · 21-12-2008 10:49pm

spinandscribble wrote: »

gmnastics is the perfect sport lol

i can't help but look sometimes. sometimes theres a bulge that catches your eye and you can't help but be curious

Swimming and diving also good for what my friend calls 'sock watching'

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Jules · 22-12-2008 12:52am

I can't stop staring at the hoff!

Girls, do you crotch-watch?

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