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Advice for Future/Younger Generation (Just for Fun Nothing Serious)

  • 29-04-2012 4:21pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17


    Advice You’d Give to the Younger/Future Generation

    If you could create a reference manual for the Younger/Future Generation what would you put in it or tell them so they can enjoy life to its full

    EG:
    Don’t buy a house (or I’ll beat you with a stick)
    Being on a first name basis with the bouncers at Coppers might be a bad sign
    Visit Easter Island
    Live in New York for a while
    Listen to the stories of your grandparents no matter how mad they might seem
    Bosco kicks Sponge Bobs ass every day and twice on a Sunday
    ETC.......................


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    Learn to search on forums


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    wear sunscreen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Never have any hopes. Or dreams.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Get off the grass, and mind the flowers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Sunscreen.....and so forth


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,258 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    No sex before marriage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    use your big head.

    your littlehead makes some terrible decisions:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Learn Mandarin,your gonna need it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

    How f*cking boring was the rest of your life if you think that's true. :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    girl2 wrote: »
    No sex before marriage.

    No marriage before sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,258 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    How f*cking boring was the rest of your life if you think that's true. :eek:
    More about the lack of responsibility.

    Being an adult isn't boring but it's a lot more stressful and the things you have to worry about never go away, e.g. if you "forget" to do your homework, you get in trouble once and it's over, if you "forget" to pay your taxes, you can get into serious ****. And so on.

    The stuff that stresses you when you're a kid is relatively pointless to the stuff that stresses you as an adult. I'd love to go back to that.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Girls:
    Don't eat food that's bad for you.
    Smother yourself in coconut oil twice a day.

    You'll be only fabiliss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Realise the the vast majority of girls are not into anal, despite what the pornographers would have you believe and trying to slip it in unannounced with various girls from the neighbourhood will only lead to tarnished reputations.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Don't eat yellow snow
    Always look out for Johnny the tackling altzheimers patient


  • Registered Users Posts: 14 bocoda


    sort out your passport an get ta f outta here!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Don't take up drinking, seriously.

    Never smoke you will regret it.

    Say yes as much as you can.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Don't assume adults know better than you, and if you're sure you're right and an adult's wrong, then you're probably right.
    Don't unquestioningly heed any advice from an adult.

    Apart from this advice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    When you're out there in the great blue sky on your gliders, don't forget to wear a helmet, birds will **** on you and also watch out for aeroplanes, if they're still around.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    You can always start over.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Cut your damn hair, you look ridiculous.


    Learn Mandarin,your gonna need it.

    I hope your Mandarin is better than your English...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Don't pick your nose too much or your head will cave in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Remember, us adults know that this is only a rehearsal for our next life, so don't worry about all the mistakes you will make.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    More about the lack of responsibility.

    Being an adult isn't boring but it's a lot more stressful and the things you have to worry about never go away, e.g. if you "forget" to do your homework, you get in trouble once and it's over, if you "forget" to pay your taxes, you can get into serious ****. And so on.

    The stuff that stresses you when you're a kid is relatively pointless to the stuff that stresses you as an adult. I'd love to go back to that.

    Sex with girls tops all of that.

    Also - that beautiful after college pre-career time is wonderful. Parties all the time. Everyone's up for going out. People aren't married with kids yet. Brilliant. Shove that up yer pipe schooldays!


  • Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭Rango555


    Say nothing 'til you hear more!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    When your Father and Brother tell you your girlfriend is a cnut. Believe them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Never read the posts, just see the title and reply like Uncle Ted;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    You'll understand when you're older.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't work too much!





    Get somone else to work for you!! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    AVENGE ME!!!!!!


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