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Does any body massage session is necessarily erotic?

  • 19-02-2012 11:22pm
    #1
    Erinfan
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Erinfan


    It all started when one day after a session of haircut in a large salon in the city where I live I walk to the cashier to pay the bill and the young cashier looked at me straight in the eyes and told me that they perform massage here also.

    Until then I thought the body massage was directed instead to people who have problems of sprains or fractures in one word to the sick and people of a certain age.

    I always associated the physical therapy to massage where the medical staff attempts to rehabilitate a member of the body after physical trauma or to give tone to the muscles before a sporting event.

    Finally I agreed out of curiosity or just to say to have an experience of massage.

    And (a woman) has began massaging my calves , soles of the feet ,legs and back after.
    The most critical phase is when she told me to turn to face the ceiling and she began to massage my belly, chest and head. My wife will forgive me because I enjoyed it.

    At the end the questions I ask myself are:
    1°)Is it the way massage is performed ?
    2°)has she gone too far ?
    3°)and finally whether is it is really appropriate for a man to be massaged by a woman or vice versa?


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  • #2
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Erinfan wrote: »
    It all started when one day after a session of haircut in a large salon in the city where I live I walk to the cashier to pay the bill and the young cashier looked at me straight in the eyes and told me that they perform massage here also.

    Until then I thought the body massage was directed instead to people who have problems of sprains or fractures in one word to the sick and people of a certain age.

    I always associated the physical therapy to massage where the medical staff attempts to rehabilitate a member of the body after physical trauma or to give tone to the muscles before a sporting event.

    Finally I agreed out of curiosity or just to say to have an experience of massage.

    And (a woman) has began massaging my calves , soles of the feet ,legs and back after.
    The most critical phase is when she told me to turn to face the ceiling and she began to massage my belly, chest and head. My wife will forgive me because I enjoyed it.

    At the end the questions I ask myself are:
    1°)Is it the way massage is performed ?
    2°)has she gone too far ?
    3°)and finally whether is it is really appropriate for a man to be massaged by a woman or vice versa?

    Did she?

    1. Sounds like a pretty normal massage to me.

    2. No, she didn't touch you in an intimate area.

    3. Of course it's appropriate in either case, why wouldn't it be? It's just a massage. You didn't have a problem with it or surely you would've refused to have the woman do it.


  • #3
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,386 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    I think the head massage resulted in you being unable to write a sensible thread title.


  • #4
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Erinfan wrote: »
    It all started when one day after a session of haircut in a large salon in the city where I live I walk to the cashier to pay the bill and the young cashier looked at me straight in the eyes and told me that they perform massage here also.

    Until then I thought the body massage was directed instead to people who have problems of sprains or fractures in one word to the sick and people of a certain age.

    I always associated the physical therapy to massage where the medical staff attempts to rehabilitate a member of the body after physical trauma or to give tone to the muscles before a sporting event.

    Finally I agreed out of curiosity or just to say to have an experience of massage.

    And (a woman) has began massaging my calves , soles of the feet ,legs and back after.
    The most critical phase is when she told me to turn to face the ceiling and she began to massage my belly, chest and head. My wife will forgive me because I enjoyed it.

    At the end the questions I ask myself are:
    1°)Is it the way massage is performed ?
    2°)has she gone too far ?
    3°)and finally whether is it is really appropriate for a man to be massaged by a woman or vice versa?

    It sounds like you were violated!

    Please get in contact with these people. Only they can help you now. :(

    Rape Crisis Network Ireland


  • #5
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Jesus I miss physical contact.


  • #6
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    In the words of the great madonna(slag) maybe.


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  • #7
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I find massages sooooooooo creepy.


  • #8
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Next time use the MAN from Russia OP he specializes in male massage!


  • #9
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,344 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    No, but it is relaxing and calming. It releases tension and knots in your muscles!


  • #10
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    The way the thread is titled, I dont know if its a statement or a question :confused:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #11
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Erinfan wrote: »
    It all started when one day after a session of haircut in a large salon in the city where I live I walk to the cashier to pay the bill and the young cashier looked at me straight in the eyes and told me that they perform massage here also.

    He wants you!


    Erinfan wrote: »
    Until then I thought the body massage was directed instead to people who have problems of sprains or fractures in one word to the sick and people of a certain age. I always associated the physical therapy to massage where the medical staff attempts to rehabilitate a member of the body after physical trauma or to give tone to the muscles before a sporting event.

    :)
    Erinfan wrote: »
    Finally I agreed out of curiosity or just to say to have an experience of massage.

    ;)
    Good for you OP. Not shackled by normal sexual and social conventions.
    Erinfan wrote: »
    And (a woman) has began massaging my calves , soles of the feet ,legs and back after.
    The most critical phase is when she told me to turn to face the ceiling and she began to massage my belly, chest and head. My wife will forgive me because I enjoyed it.

    :D:D:D:D
    Erinfan wrote: »
    At the end the questions I ask myself are:
    1°)Is it the way massage is performed ?
    2°)has she gone too far ?
    3°)and finally whether is it is really appropriate for a man to be massaged by a woman or vice versa?

    :D:D:D:D

    p.s. Someone with the time please dissect the OP and make fun of all the possible euphemisms and innuendo contained within.:D


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  • #12
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


  • #13
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    It's always seventeen outside. Always. So what he said is the way to go.


  • #14
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    wha'?


  • #15
    Elisabeth Grumpy Back
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Elisabeth Grumpy Back


    why do the young people they love this massage
    i do not understand ?! my god your proposal?


  • #16
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    bluewolf wrote: »
    why do the young people they love this massage
    i do not understand ?! my god your proposal?

    my sexy sister wear this dress?


  • #17
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    But where was your prostate massage?


  • #18
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Go to Thailand, your quickly learn the difference between Massage and "Maaasaaaage" < = a ladyboy who wants to jerk you off!! :D


  • #19
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    stupidusername wrote: »
    my sexy sister wear this dress?

    It's funny sister your always rub. Sometimes.


  • #20
    Pete M.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Pete M.


    No happy ending so?

    :pac:


  • #21
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    A guy I know is a bit of a perv, he goes for a massage performed by a nice orientel lady, he gets a stiffy which the lady notices. She says to him "you like ****" to which he replies oh yes, the lady leaves the room and returns about five minutes later and says to him "you finish ****".


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  • #22
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    aujopimur wrote: »
    A guy I know is a bit of a perv, he goes for a massage performed by a nice orientel lady, he gets a stiffy which the lady notices. She says to him "you like ****" to which he replies oh yes, the lady leaves the room and returns about five minutes later and says to him "you finish ****".

    Lol stinger for him


  • #23
    Caraville
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Went for a full body massage last summer, but assumed that didn't mean access to Boob Town... I was wrong! I got such a fright when the girl pulled the towel down, the girl knew I wasn't comfortable anymore so she just stopped. So awkward! I wouldn't mind only it had been lovely till then, felt like a prude but I just really thought a boob massage by a stranger was a bridge too far for me!


  • #24
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    I had a full body massage a while back. it was way more"full body" than op's., but stil wasn't sexual.

    massage is a massage.


  • #25
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Caraville wrote: »
    Went for a full body massage last summer, but assumed that didn't mean access to Boob Town... I was wrong! I got such a fright when the girl pulled the towel down, the girl knew I wasn't comfortable anymore so she just stopped. So awkward! I wouldn't mind only it had been lovely till then, felt like a prude but I just really thought a boob massage by a stranger was a bridge too far for me!
    *crosses name of 'the special list' :mad:


  • #26
    cocalolaman
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    Body massage session does not necessarily erotic. But any happens.


  • #27
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,664 ✭✭✭policarp


    dxhound2005 wrote: »
    I think the head massage resulted in you being unable to write a sensible thread title.

    It worked. . .
    A Labour politition . . .
    Endas best hypnotherapy. . .


  • #28
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Grammar nazis picking on the foreign kid. Great job guys.


  • #29
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Grammar nazis picking on the foreign kid. Great job guys.

    Good point, but it looks like the country the kid comes from is one where the people have even more hang-ups about sex than Ireland. Is that possible?:):)


  • #30
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    stupidusername wrote: »
    my sexy sister wear this dress?


    My sister like to massage her brick.


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  • #31
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Grammar nazis picking on the foreign kid. Great job guys.
    Ah it's ok. He wont understand anyway!


  • #32
    adrianna_cerva
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭adrianna_cerva


    A sports or beauty massage is defintiely not erotic! I get ones in a beauticians all the time ..... in saying that though my bfs sister trained as a beautician for a while and did a massage course. One day he says to me 'Sis gives the best massages you should get her to give you one some day down on the house' and I was like 'how do you know?!' and he said oh she was practising on me for the massage course. I was like :eek: total Friends the episode with Rachel/bf with strange relationship with sister moment, i thought it was wierd!!!!! :o


  • #33
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    You can get a massage with a happy ending, by your post that wasn't one.


  • #34
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Jesus I miss physical contact.

    Now you hate it.


  • #35
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Got a massage in the doonbeg golf resort spa. My husband booked it for me while he played golf, It was the first time I was massaged by a male therapist, normally it's females. He put a lot more power into it. Very relaxing with the occasional ahhh lookout ooooooh. Try not to make too much noise. Can feel the bones crunch. 2 days later I couldn't move I was in agony, it was a deep tissue massage. All over hot stone massages are great too. Nothing sexual about it....


  • #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You got off lightly. I got a massage last Friday and the pain from her working on my ass was something else.


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  • #37
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Would you give a guy a foot massage?


  • #38
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Last time I got a massage the chick pulled my underwear down to massage the top of my ass. I was certain I'd get a boner but managed to restrain myself before I had to flip over.


  • #39
    Mr. Loverman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Jesus I miss physical contact.

    For EUR 20 you can pay a manicurist to hold your hand for half an hour.


  • #40
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I got a massage once in a resort in Andorra - you had to change into a special pair of disposable jocks that were in the shape of a thong and seemed to be made of tissue paper.

    They weren't big enough to fully accommodate my 'meat and 2 veg' either - had to leave one of my balls hanging out the side.

    Masseuse was a young attractive lady as well.

    All in all a strange mixture of pleasure and humiliation.


  • #41
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Hang on a sec , what head did she massage?


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  • #42
    surime
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭surime


    I don't get idea of massage just for relaxation.. it is too intimate to let a stranger touch your body like that, I would never do that!


  • #43
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    To answer the OP, yes I think a massage is neccessarily erotic. I would neither massage a man nor want to be massaged by a man


  • #44
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I don't like strangers touching me. I'm kinda fussy about my personal space force-field being compromised. A handshake or hug for family or close friends is as far as I would go outside the act of sexytime. And no, I wasn't sexually abused as a child.


    Btw OP your English is as good as, if not better than, most of the grammar-tards on AH.

    ...the claim to be defending language for the sake of clarity almost never, ever holds water. Nor does the idea that following grammatical rules in language demonstrate clarity of thought and intelligence of mind.

    Stephen Fry


  • #45
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Hot stone massage is so relaxing, don't mind who does it, male or female.


  • #46
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Apparently spiders give each other massages as part of a mating ritual (Cracked told me so); perhaps it's true for humans too :pac:.


  • #47
    aidan24326
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    I find massages sooooooooo creepy.

    Really? All of them?

    Like what about a boyfriend/girlfriend giving you a sexy massage would you find that creepy? Surely not ??


  • #48
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paEfzWuaxX4


  • #49
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Erinfan wrote: »
    It all started when one day after a session of haircut in a large salon in the city where I live I walk to the cashier to pay the bill and the young cashier looked at me straight in the eyes and told me that they perform massage here also.

    Until then I thought the body massage was directed instead to people who have problems of sprains or fractures in one word to the sick and people of a certain age.

    I always associated the physical therapy to massage where the medical staff attempts to rehabilitate a member of the body after physical trauma or to give tone to the muscles before a sporting event.

    Finally I agreed out of curiosity or just to say to have an experience of massage.

    And (a woman) has began massaging my calves , soles of the feet ,legs and back after.
    The most critical phase is when she told me to turn to face the ceiling and she began to massage my belly, chest and head. My wife will forgive me because I enjoyed it.

    At the end the questions I ask myself are:
    1°)Is it the way massage is performed ?
    2°)has she gone too far ?
    3°)and finally whether is it is really appropriate for a man to be massaged by a woman or vice versa?


    had you paid her another €20 she would have given you a "happy ending"


  • #50
    Mat the trasher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Mat the trasher


    So, now the question, normally underwear is removed, however in Ireland, its almost the viewed as if ya slapped the girl/guy in the face with the wedding tackle, so why is this? Anyone in the business have experiences they want to share?


  • #51
    Elisabeth Grumpy Back
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Elisabeth Grumpy Back


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Btw OP your English is as good as, if not better than, most of the grammar-tards on AH.

    God forbid anyone have a sense of humour


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