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Would you date a little person?

  • 17-11-2010 11:45pm
    #1
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭


    So I was watching The Time Bandits the other night and it had midgets/dwarfs in it, they're quite small so my question is would you date a little person? I think I wouldn't let it stop me dating someone.

    Would you date a little person? 30 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    100% 30 votes
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  • #2
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    I could be classed as a midget without my heels on :o


  • #3
    d.anthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    No, I could never stoop that low.


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No, my cock would be too big for them.


  • #5
    Venom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Venom


    Don't let it get you down easyeason3.


  • #6
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭The Boss Of You


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    No, my cock would be too big for them.

    That's a fowl comment


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  • #7
    James Bong 79
    Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭James Bong 79


    depends if he could talk snow white into a three way or not......


  • #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I hit the back of another car on my way home today. I was driving a bit too fast & couldn't brake in time. A midget got out and said "I am not happy". Then I said, "well than which dwarf are you?"


  • #9
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I think I'd give it a go, if he was a nice guy sure.

    Also for some reason I bet he'd try harder to please me.


  • #10
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I've been called a midget many times, so it'd be nice to be the tall one for once :D


  • #11
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    no.


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  • #12
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I dated an illiterate midget once.

    In retrospect it wasn't big and it wasn't clever


  • #13
    Chuchoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    This thread is rather offensive.... :/


  • #14
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I think I'd give it a go

    But you've been dating Mario for years and he's practically a midget.


  • #15
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    The Boss Of You wrote: »
    That's a fowl comment

    :notes users post count:


  • #16
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I think I'd give it a go, if he was a nice guy sure.

    Also for some reason I bet he'd try harder to please me.

    That's true.

    A female friend of mine had a one night stand with a midget.

    Within a few minutes she had climaxed eight times. She told him he was the best lay she'd had in years.

    "If you think that was good," said the midget,

    "Just wait till I get both legs in there"


  • #17
    The Boss Of You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭The Boss Of You


    crayolastereo wrote: »
    This thread is rather offensive.... :/

    The thread is an interesting one...but there seems to be a lota hate for the lil peeps


  • #18
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    But you've been dating Mario for years and he's practically a midget.

    I have never dated Mario! He saves me all the time, and gets nothing.

    If I give it up, he'll just leave me :( Like every man!


  • #19
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Im a little person :confused:


  • #20
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I have never dated Mario! He saves me all the time, and gets nothing.

    If I give it up, he'll just leave me :( Like every man!

    cocktease :pac:


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Im a little person :confused:


    *looks around*

    Who said that?


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  • #22
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    *looks around*

    Who said that?

    *kicks starbelgrades ankles :D*


  • #23
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    You'd have to drink plenty of shorts.


  • #24
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    I dont know. I wouldnt knock it till Ive tired it.


  • #25
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I wouldn't be able for all the small talk.


  • #26
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Some might say slagging dwarves is the lowest form of wit.


  • #27
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Its not for everybody


  • #28
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Exactly what is the cutoff point to be classified as a midget instead of a Short person.

    I went out with a Girl for years who was over a Foot Shorter than me, I wouldnt really be inclined to try anything smaller than that for fear that I'd end up a hunchback.


  • #29
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    chucken1 wrote: »
    *kicks starbelgrades ankles and head butts him in the nutz :D*
    FYP :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #30
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Yeah, no problem - is she was hot.

    I actually thought I did shag a midget once, a midget nun to be precise.

    In the end, turned out it was just a penguin.


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  • #31
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    I'll date whatever i can get..


  • #32
    Leelaa22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    falan wrote: »
    I'll date whatever i can get..

    awh I think its time to quite a little Judge Judy here
    "Better to be alone than desperate"

    Thats what I tell myself every day



    *hangs head in sadness*


  • #33
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,510 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    The Boss Of You wrote: »
    That's a fowl comment

    Poultry talk belongs in Agriculture or Animal and Pet Issues, and remember, they're not midgets, they're bantams.


  • #34
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I dated a "little person" for a few months a long number of years ago. She was very nice and we got on great. The height difference did take a few dates to get used to and there was the occasional stare from morons out in public. I broke up with her in the end because she was just so tight with money, every time we went out and something had to be paid for it was the same old story "Would you mind getting this, i'm a little short"


  • #35
    meglome
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    If she'd wear a schoolgirl outfit all the time... sure.


  • #36
    minister poxbottle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 439 ✭✭minister poxbottle


    Op how low can you get,

    no really.


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  • #37
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps


  • #38
    Dwaegon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Dwaegon


    a-k-47 wrote: »
    20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

    How exactly is that creepy?


  • #39
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    a-k-47 wrote: »
    20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

    fairly ****ty that you think its creepy to date a little person. What exactly would be wrong with it?


  • #40
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    a-k-47 wrote: »
    20% said yes?!... wtf...creeps

    How is having the ability to look past such an insignificant fault as height creepy?


  • #41
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Only on December 21st.


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  • #42
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    After several hours of consideration I have decided : Midget = yes. Dwarf = no.

    Sorry to all dwarves reading this. :(


  • #43
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    No, because I'm racist.


  • #44
    u140acro3xs7dm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    I'm not heightist but......


  • #45
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I voted yes, not sure why.


  • #46
    phil1nj
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭phil1nj


    Senna wrote: »
    I dated a "little person" for a few months a long number of years ago. She was very nice and we got on great. The height difference did take a few dates to get used to and there was the occasional stare from morons out in public. I broke up with her in the end because she was just so tight with money, every time we went out and something had to be paid for it was the same old story "Would you mind getting this, i'm a little short"


    You dated a "little person"? Did she ever go up on you?:D


  • #47
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,810 ✭✭✭Calibos


    I Voted......Every once in a while, along comes a thread in AH which shows us the kind of people some posters really are. Sure, I'm almost as likely as anyone else to make a pun about someones weird death in America or something like that where I know I won't offend the dead person and I wont offend the relatives because they will never see the thread. Heres a thread that could be read by the subjects of the thread though. But sure fcuk it, I don't care, I am protected by my keyboard and monitor.

    I dare any of you to say these things to a real small persons face. You nasty cowards!

    FYI, I am of average build and height and normally I don't like people who get offended on other peoples behalf, but .........FFS lads.

    Anyway, at least I was able to mine the thread for more names to add to the list of people who's posts I might read in a different light in future now that I know they are nasty fcuks.


  • #48
    phil1nj
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭phil1nj


    Calibos wrote: »
    I Voted......Every once in a while, along comes a thread in AH which shows us the kind of people some posters really are. Sure, I'm almost as likely as anyone else to make a pun about someones weird death in America or something like that where I know I won't offend the dead person and I wont offend the relatives because they will never see the thread. Heres a thread that could be read by the subjects of the thread though. But sure fcuk it, I don't care, I am protected by my keyboard and monitor.

    I dare any of you to say these things to a real small persons face. You nasty cowards!

    FYI, I am of average build and height and normally I don't like people who get offended on other peoples behalf, but .........FFS lads.

    Anyway, at least I was able to mine the thread for more names to add to the list of people who's posts I might read in a different light in future now that I know they are nasty fcuks.

    I'm 7 foot 9, so every person is a small person to me.


  • #49
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    It be impossible for me to date a munchkin small person, I'm too tall. I'd have to get on my hands and knees just to give her a peck on the cheek (slight exaggeration?)

    We'd look like this walking down the street:

    l.


  • #50
    Pookah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Pookah


    Calibos wrote: »
    I Voted......Every once in a while, along comes a thread in AH which shows us the kind of people some posters really are. Sure, I'm almost as likely as anyone else to make a pun about someones weird death in America or something like that where I know I won't offend the dead person and I wont offend the relatives because they will never see the thread. Heres a thread that could be read by the subjects of the thread though. But sure fcuk it, I don't care, I am protected by my keyboard and monitor.

    I dare any of you to say these things to a real small persons face. You nasty cowards!

    FYI, I am of average build and height and normally I don't like people who get offended on other peoples behalf, but .........FFS lads.

    Anyway, at least I was able to mine the thread for more names to add to the list of people who's posts I might read in a different light in future now that I know they are nasty fcuks.

    A bit lacking in sensitivity when posting for lols, perhaps, but nasty fucks is a little harsh.

    They're only jokes.

    Do all midgets lack a sense of humour concerning their condition?


  • #51
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,305 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    I may date a little person, but not a midget. Midgets are tiny. "Little people" are anything under the 5 foot mark :P


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