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A&A BATTLE ARENA : LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

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  • 07-06-2011 11:40pm
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    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭


    Inspired by Galavasean's thread in some forum that I hadn't even stumbled into until now. We shall begin an epic battle royale with a delicious Edward Gibbon style twist. The purpose of these battles is to determine which character is the most vile, vindictive, sinful, petulant, misogynistic, you get the picture, of the combatants.

    Each poster is allowed only two posts stating who they think should win in a respective fight. As this thread is still in its infancy posts discussing the rules of the thread are most welcome so posts of this type will not count for the moment. (Help please Sean :)). The idea currently is to post evidence of the crimes, misdemeanours of these great prophets to establish who truly is worse.

    Now without further adieu let the game's begin!!

    FIGHT NO 1.
    IN THE LEFT CORNER!
    IDOL OF THE LAST GREAT ABRAHAMIC RELIGION. IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE SUSPECTED PEDOPHILE. IT'S SSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    MOHAMMED!

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    In the Right Corner!!!
    BORN OF PRINCE, INSPIRED BY A GLOWING BUSH HE LED A BLOODY REVOLT AND CHOKED HIS FELLOW REVOLTEES TO DEATH! IT'S EVERYONE FAVOURITE WAR CRIMINAL
    IT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    MOSES!

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    #2
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Um, just don't talk about moderation in other forums.


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    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    If Moses parts the Red Sea onto the Big M's gaf while he sleeps within, would that drown him?


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    2 men enter, 1 man leave.

    I think Moses has got this one, all he has to do is wait for Mohammed to be distracted by some hot piece of 9 year old ass walking by, either that or wait for him to have an epileptic fit, then BOOM, Ten Commandment tablet to the head.


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    Newaglish
    Registered Users Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    Moses could never find Mohammed cause he won't know what he looks like.

    Then, surprise backstab!


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    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Newaglish wrote: »
    Moses could never find Mohammed cause he won't know what he looks like.

    Then, surprise backstab!

    I think the first point in our bout shall be going to Mo then.
    (We really need to figure out some rules for this thread's bouts. :) )

    Just remember folks this thread has a twist, it's not about a physical fight, it's about the most vile, vindictive... worst character of the pair. ;)


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    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    I just Fatwā'd this thread.... ;)


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    Quo Vadis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭Quo Vadis


    It's a no brainer.

    Moses has the Ark of the Covenant.

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    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Quo Vadis wrote: »
    It's a no brainer.

    Moses has the Ark of the Covenant.

    All Moh has to do is close his eyes for a moment.
    :pac:


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    Permabear
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    This post has been deleted.


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    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    This bout looks to be swinging towards Moses with his Arc of Covenant and smote attacks. Is there anything in the Hadiths that can save Mo?


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    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    LARGE CAPITALISED BOLD ITALIC UNDERLINED WRITING!


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    Bloody Nipples
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    Malty_T wrote: »
    This bout looks to be swinging towards Moses with his Arc of Covenant and smote attacks. Is there anything in the Hadiths that can save Mo?

    Mohammed working the hijab.
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    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    This one is all Moses. He just has to wait out Mo till Ramadan and kick his undernourished ass. He's also a sneaky old man and would approach Mo claiming that they shouldn't fight as god commanded you should not kill, then when he get's close enough he'd whisper under his breath "He didn't mention anything about eye gouging though" and then bam rake to the eyes.


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    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Malty_T wrote: »
    All Moh has to do is close his eyes for a moment.
    :pac:

    If he has eyes...
    Does the Qu'ran specifically state that he has eyes? If not I'm calling shenanigens!


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    the culture of deference
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    I would give this to moses, i don't think anyone else has killed more people indirectly on the planet.

    mohamed, sure hes a <mod snip> who his followers that are < mod snip> even compared to the other s


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