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The DEVIL...anyone met him?.

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  • 15-03-2010 4:40pm
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    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭


    So AH'ers do you believe in the devil???.
    Christians,Muslims and other religions do.Apparently at the moment he's living in the Vatican.
    Has any boardsies met him?,or carried out any evildoings on his behalf?.

    Chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth says Devil is in the Vatican



    "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican", according to the Holy See's chief exorcist.
    Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession,

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7056689.ece

    Tried to add diff poll ,but did'nt work

    Do you believe in the devil? 82 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    13% 11 votes
    I'm not sure
    86% 71 votes


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    Winty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Winty


    That old boy has done 70,000 in 25 years that 7.6 per day with no days off.

    I smell Bull ****


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    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession

    So, if we assume he's been performing exorcisms since he was 20 (generous guess) he's averaged 3 exorcisms a day in the last 65 years, that's also assuming he's worked 7 days a week and never taken a day off.

    Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

    EDIT: somewhat beaten to it


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    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    I've met the occasional handsome devil, but thats it.


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    humanji
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    Winty wrote: »
    That old boy has done 70,000 in 25 years that 7.6 per day with no days off.

    I smell Bull ****
    Maybe he means "dealt with" in the same way they meant with all the child abuse stuff, ie swept it under the carpet.


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    hooradiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    The DEVIL...anyone met him?.

    yes, he's a man of wealth and taste.


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    Super-Rush
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    I met him in Jamaica once.



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    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I do believe in him, he's in the detail.


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    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    Winty wrote: »
    That old boy has done 70,000 in 25 years that 7.6 per day with no days off.

    I smell Bull ****

    Yeah. The devil couldn't have kept up that kind of workload.


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    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Do i believe in the Devil?

    No, Evil yes.


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    Abi
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    Him?


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    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    Yeah, we had a dance in the pale moonlight. Very romantic, haven't seen him since though... bastard.


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    WindSock
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    Foosball IS the Devil.


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    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    Do i believe in the Devil?

    No, Evil yes.


    You believe in evil as in some supernatural force called (or termed as) Evil? Or you believe that evil exists in people/things?

    Cos there's a difference. A big fukkin difference.

    It's like saying I believe in Gravity. I've just ascribed a persona to a non-sentient force. You dig?


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    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    I met him at a crossroads.
    He taught me blues guitar


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    hooradiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    WindSock wrote: »
    Foosball IS the Devil.

    Everything is the devil to you!


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    Degag
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    Winty wrote: »
    That old boy has done 70,000 in 25 years that 7.6 per day with no days off.

    I smell Bull ****

    I doubt Satan takes days off though.....


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    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    OP, possibly.........

    How come the devil is still male? Feminazis have laid claim to god being female, how is it they don't recognise how much more they have in common with the devil than they do god and assimilate him/her into their mileu?


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    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    WindSock wrote: »
    Foosball IS the Devil.
    hooradiation wrote: »
    Everything is the devil to you!


    An by the way Mama, alligators is ornery 'cos of their medula oblongata!


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    sbsquarepants
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    Giselle wrote: »
    I've met the occasional handsome devil, but thats it.

    It's sweet that you remembered me after all this time;)


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Never met him, but he goes by many names...there is one you can't deny.

    Ratzinger.


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I met him.

    He likes Boyzone, Take That and he always throws 'Yore Maa' jokes into conversations.

    What a jerk!!


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    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    Everyone knows the devil is from Tullamore!!!!!


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    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    Winty wrote: »
    That old boy has done 70,000 in 25 years that 7.6 per day with no days off.

    I smell Bull ****


    Funny how all of a suddent there's talk of the devil in the vatican just as his book is being released. if paedophillia, rape and murder are the hallmarks of Old nick emself and if that's to be believed then sure he's in every church and church run institution we can think of. Their all run by sadists. so no big surprise her, and there are the ones we know of. If the iceberg theory is anything to go by, imagine what they've successfully covered up.


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Never met him, but he goes by many names...there is one you can't deny.

    Ratzinger.


    You mean Papa Ratzi?


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    #26
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I think I've seen him stocking shelves in Aldi..


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    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    j1974 wrote: »
    Funny how all of a suddent there's talk of the devil in the vatican just as his book is being released. if paedophillia, rape and murder are the hallmarks of Old nick emself and if that's to be believed then sure he's in every church and church run institution we can think of. Their all run by sadists. so no big surprise her, and there are the ones we know of. If the iceberg theory is anything to go by, imagine what they've successfully covered up.

    The Devil's got a new book coming out?


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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,437 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Ran into him one night outside Supermacs, he asked me for a light, sound enough fella..


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    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    You believe in evil as in some supernatural force called (or termed as) Evil? Or you believe that evil exists in people/things?

    Cos there's a difference. A big fukkin difference.

    It's like saying I believe in Gravity. I've just ascribed a persona to a non-sentient force. You dig?



    "AI don remeba askin you a god damn thing!!! now you, flock o seagulls, know why wer here???"


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    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    mawk wrote: »
    I met him at a crossroads.
    He taught me blues guitar

    No Soul?


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    #31
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Perhaps the only thing stupider than believing in the devil is believing an all loving and all powerful god would allow him to exist.


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