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Enough with the Mary Harney jokes!

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    #92
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Her face is shaped like a pie


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    #93
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Tea-a-Maria wrote: »
    They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

    no, because she actually is a fat useless cow that deserves the 3 b's - Beaten, Bullied and Burned.

    she is, and only ever was there to get women voters. before ppl get upset at that you have to remember the sheer levels of ignorance involved in the electorate and yes, a big fat woman who is somehow in charge of health (the issue that is highest on the list of priorities for female voters) actually does swing voters. "oh look at her. she looks a tiny bit like me and gives the appearance that she knows what she is doing. ooohh and shes minister for health. i love hospitals and caring for ppl. shes got my vote."

    if anything we need to be far harsher on the jackdaws in government. all they ever give off is the appearance that they know what they are doing. watch something like the excellent The Thick of It to learn more about how governments actually work.


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    #94
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Tea-a-Maria wrote: »
    They weren't funny the first time and they sure as hell aren't funny now.At least try to make an original joke ffs.

    WHY ?
    She is such a Big easy target


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    #95
    ROCKMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    Cunny-Funt wrote: »
    Its only fat people that don't like the harney jokes, tenner bets the op is a bit of a tubber :p


    Not true ,I AM A FAT FCUKER and I love Harney jokes


    But I also hate the cow so maybe that balances it out


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    #96
    Luap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭Luap


    mary harney FTW!


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    #97
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,418 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    WindSock wrote: »
    Winston Churchill was hardly a renowned salad dodger. I don't think it would be correct in saying he was weak willed.

    he suffered from depression though...well known for it...
    today he wouldn't last 5 mins in politics..

    why was he depressed? maybe because he was a fat fúcker..:D


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    #98
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Berkut wrote: »
    he suffered from depression though...well known for it...
    today he wouldn't last 5 mins in politics..

    why was he depressed? maybe because he was a fat fúcker..:D
    He led his country through the greatest war the world has ever seen yet you think he couldn't handle modern-day politics?

    Also, much unfunniness in this thread.


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    #99
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I bet Mary Harney is going to join force with Gerry Ryan and Michael O'Doherty now...


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    #100
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I bet Mary Harney is going to join forces with Gerry Ryan and Michael O'Doherty now...

    ... in a pie eating contest. Fat bitch.


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    #101
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,049 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Cowen is no spring chicken either really is he?


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    #102
    waitinforatrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭waitinforatrain


    Hustler is making Sarah Palin and Barack Obama porn, wonder if the same would work for biffo and harney

    Can't get the image out of your head eh?


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    #103
    [Deleted User]
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    Why did Mary Harney cross the road?
    Cause she's a fat bitch


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    #104
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Anyone got any good Mary Harney jokes?


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    #105
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Her face is shaped like a pie

    ^^^*giggle*^^^^^^


    Mary Harneys a big heffer, elephant, hippo, whale..........the list is endless.......and shes a fat funt :mad:


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    #106
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    last time Mary Harney visited Greenland the seals tried to club her to death...she did however manage to eat her attackers, and ate a Japanese whaling boat as a snack. The Japanese now rever and fear her. They even have a Manga comic dedicate to her, i think its called Mary Harney Vs Godzilla.


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    #107
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Jazzy wrote: »
    she is, and only ever was there to get women voters. before ppl get upset at that you have to remember the sheer levels of ignorance involved in the electorate and yes, a big fat woman who is somehow in charge of health (the issue that is highest on the list of priorities for female voters) actually does swing voters. "oh look at her. she looks a tiny bit like me and gives the appearance that she knows what she is doing. ooohh and shes minister for health. i love hospitals and caring for ppl. shes got my vote."


    Spot on as usual, Jazzy...


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    #108
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Rojomcdojo wrote: »
    Why did Mary Harney cross the road?
    Cause she's a fat bitch

    Better end for that joke ..
    Cause she couldn't get a Taxi ..


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    #109
    nitrogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭nitrogen


    She's not fat, or even obese. She's actually a Changer, a species genetically engineered to disguise itself as a sphere of flesh,fat and bone.


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    #110
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Portly anyone


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    #111
    asdasd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    She's actually a Changer, a species genetically engineered to disguise itself as a sphere of flesh,fat and bone.

    Yes, and I for one welcome......


    ****it.


    wont go there.


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    #112
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    My worst nightmare is to wake up after a night up town and find The bird that looks like ET from Coronation st on one side of the bed and Mary Harney on the other side urrgghh still gives me shivers


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    #113
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Would yah lick maple syrup off her hairy chest for 100 quid? Getting your tongue right in her dread-locked belly button!!


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    #114
    coldwood92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 481 ✭✭coldwood92


    rizzee wrote: »
    I believe the real question is... would yah?
    If u ment kiss her then the answer is...

    NO!


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    #115
    asdasd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    certainly I would. Ive seen worse.


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    #116
    Killguru
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Killguru


    Meh, all the jokes will be over soon. Shes nearly factory fit. She'll be burgers in a month.


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    #117
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Killguru wrote: »
    Meh, all the jokes will be over soon. Shes nearly factory fit. She'll be burgers in a month.

    No, she will grade very low, they're cutting alot now on the price per kg if they're overweight


    [Serious skirt on/] Mary Harney is a very intelligent and capible politician, frankly, shes one of the strongest politician elected in the Dail. I think the fact she is composed of a male:female ratio of 60:40 is what confuses people. Her biggest problem is ever accepting the health portfolio. Being the minister for health in this country is like trying to catch a fly with no arms. You know what needs to be done but dont have the means of doing it.. and the fly doesnt want to co - operate either. [/serious hat]


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    #118
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    coldwood92 wrote: »
    If u ment kiss her then the answer is...

    NO!


    Kiss her?? Full on bang. Amateur :rolleyes:


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    #119
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Mary loves 3.142 (just to bump this thread up a little)

    Fat bitch


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    #120
    DrunkenMinister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭DrunkenMinister


    Ok,so,

    Harney goes into a bar...


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    #121
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    rizzee wrote: »
    I believe the real question is... would yah?

    Do for a poke if the tele was broke.









    But only a poke in her sides!


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