The Secret Order Of The Moonlight Boardsiecutters

Lou.m · 01-05-2007 9:17pm #1

Well because my Idea was thwarted on the Jelly baby thread i have decided to start my own separate secret organization. Once people join of course it becomes their secret organization and not mine.

The objective was simple i have been a member of many crazy cults in my time and nobody ever got the craziness just right maybe they were just not crazy enough. Well i thought if this aint the place to start some craziness i dont know where is.

Our philosophy is simple we are right they are wrong (except of course where they are right and we are wrong). We know the truth we have always known the truth and if anybody would someday like to remind us what it is we would be most grateful. We are so right we proved ourselves wrong once.We are the protectors of the truth and sometimes snacks when we are really hungry.

We support any type of mystical mumbo jumbo as long as we thought of it first and if we find anything we like that we did not think of first well then we thought of it first.

Our knowlegde has been passed down throught the ages from before time so i dont actually know what time that was. Our elders mystic and elusive they dont actually exist but to draw attention to this is kind of missing the point really.

We have political aspirations.... erm sort of.

We support Kojacks claim to sligo and his aim to install Richie Kavanagh as his defence minister. Richie will make a fine defense minister Kojack and you a fine leader for sligo.

As for all other politicians we feel they are so unworldy odd and deranged they could possibly be members of our group.

Of course the above statement does not go for David Norris and Mary Robinson. (We like them)

WE ALSO FULLY SUPPORT TERRY PRATCHET YEAH YEAH WHOAH YEAH!

The first rule of the Secret order of the moonlight boardsiecutters is that there is ALWAYS TALKING of the secret order of the moonlight boardsiecutters what is the point of having a secret order if you dont tell everyone really!

We are in no way connected to Jelly babies or the Jelly Baby cause. Although we sympathise there is no link. (Damn jelly babies not letting me have a secert order!) So there is to be no Jelly babies in this thread unless they are actual members or something which considering their size would be difficult i mean how would they work the keyboard?

Anyway consider this a Jelly baby free zone so those of you who wish to escape what some (although not me) have been calling Jelly baby madness might find this a refuge of sorts. Although if you call that madness you might not like it here.

We do seek to advance our postion in the ways of comic timing general madness and our position in boards. I dream of a day when there is a thread in other forums along of the lines of "Have you seen the moonlight boardsiecutters god that is a bit strange i mean their CRAZY"

We aim for a high level of craziness and influence over craziness we are the the true keepers of craziness.

This you understand is not for me but for you....I have a dream I have a dream I HAVE A DREAM .........

Ok i am finished now.

IF there is anything else you would like to support well then let me know!Or any other ideas post em

Jesus Wept · 01-05-2007 11:55pm

I'm in

Are we affiliated with the stonecutters?

Black Swan · 02-05-2007 12:20am

Can I be appointed Chief of Secret Affairs?*

*between two (or more)?:p

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 12:49am

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Can I be appointed Chief of Secret Affairs?*

*between two (or more)?:p

Yes, between me and lou.

Ruu_Old · 02-05-2007 2:06am

Paddle of the swollen ass..with paddles!

Kojak · 02-05-2007 12:44pm

Can this be what our weekly meeting are like?

Matt Holck · 02-05-2007 1:43pm

look can't spell write constant
edit and checks record skip
not going to hear no excuses for your abuse

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 2:33pm

Matt Holck wrote:

look can't spell write constant
edit and checks record skip
not going to hear no excuses for your abuse

the bees are on the what now?

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 3:00pm

Remove the Stone Of Shame! Attach the Stone Of Triumph!

This is cool...

Kojak · 02-05-2007 3:30pm

Our new meeting place - looks good.

littlesurfer · 02-05-2007 3:50pm

i think i'd like to be appointed as the voice of reason for the order...I will ensure we are taking things in the right direction!

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 4:34pm

littlesurfer wrote:

i think i'd like to be appointed as the voice of reason for the order...I will ensure we are taking things in the right direction!

:eek:

you would like to be our leader wouldn't you.

We say no!

littlesurfer · 02-05-2007 5:01pm

Fine then i shall be in charge of designing ceremonial garments.....

.....until i have gained your trust and then i shall sweep in, in an attempt to sway the direction of the order, causing mahem and havoc...Ha Ha HA HA hA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

.....*muffled cough and shifty eyes

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 5:08pm

littlesurfer wrote:

Fine then i shall be in charge of designing ceremonial garments.....

.....until i have gained your trust and then i shall sweep in, in an attempt to sway the direction of the order, causing mahem and havoc...Ha Ha HA HA hA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

.....*muffled cough and shifty eyes

I'm on to you.

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 5:51pm

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Can I be appointed Chief of Secret Affairs?*

*between two (or more)?:p

Absof*****lootely!! YES YOU CAN:)

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 5:52pm

Kojak wrote:

Can this be what our weekly meeting are like?

My thoughts exactly! Eeexxceeelllent

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 5:56pm

littlesurfer wrote:

i think i'd like to be appointed as the voice of reason for the order...I will ensure we are taking things in the right direction!

Ok then erm what direction is that!

This is just the sort of Machiavellian behavour i was hoping for as entertainment, brothers and bristers i thought it would take us months to get to this point.

I am soooo proud.

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 6:05pm

Ok so far blue lagoon is chief of secret affairs so if anyone wants to have a secret affair Blue lagoon is the person to go to.

Little surfer is our voice of reason (it feels strange to say that).

I would like to appoint the rigger as spy master general.(If he accepts of course)

If diablo accepts he could be our master of ceremonies (Making sure they are suitably debautched and that nobody starts dribling etc).

And when shall our first meeting be ...Well i can do thursday night.

Oh what is our agenda total boards domination or world domination or shall we just start with sligo?

Or shall we make it our current mystic mission to cure MATT HOLCK think of the mysteries we would uncover in a " mind" like that.:p

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 6:21pm

Lou.m wrote:

I would like to appoint the rigger as spy master general.(If he accepts of course)

Yes, my first spy mission shall be the Boardsiecutters girls changing rooms, as I feel there may be 'things going on' that I should spy on.

Lou.m wrote:

Oh what is our agenda total boards domination or world domination or shall we just start with sligo?

Kojak has Sligo under his thumb, and I am brutally oppressing Leitrim.

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 6:40pm

The-Rigger wrote:

Yes, my first spy mission shall be the Boardsiecutters girls changing rooms, as I feel there may be 'things going on' that I should spy on.

Kojak has Sligo under his thumb, and I am brutally oppressing Leitrim.

I admire your devotion to your duty Rigger.

Yes we fully support your claim to leitrim i hear graham norton and dale winton are involved.

If anyone else wants to conquer a piece of the world we fully support that.

HHHmmm maybe you and kojack should join forces and conquer all of Ireland.

Yes Boardsiecutters we are on our way !!!

homah_7ft · 02-05-2007 6:59pm

Can I rule "The Island"? I'd also like to have my finger in all the pies.

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 7:07pm

Sure.

I cant wait until you make those "LOST" shmucks suffer some more.

And i am sure there are some Gentlemen on here who would be really grateful if you could arrange for them to meet some of the "LOST LADIES" and maybe some of the gents for the girls.

So what are your plans for the island?

Jesus Wept · 02-05-2007 7:10pm

Lou.m wrote:

I admire your devotion to your duty Rigger.

Yes we fully support your claim to leitrim i hear graham norton and dale winton are involved.

This is outrageous scandal put out by Kojak in a poorly veiled attempt to
take publicity away from his Richie Kavanagh/Angela Lansbury sexual 3-way.[/quote]

Lou.m wrote:

HHHmmm maybe you and Kojak should join forces and conquer all of Ireland.

This is unlikely as we are on the brink of Nuclear war with each other, between Sligo and Leitrim.

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 7:14pm

The-Rigger wrote:

This is outrageous scandal put out by Kojak in a poorly veiled attempt to
take publicity away from his Richie Kavanagh/Angela Lansbury sexual 3-way.

This is unlikely as we are on the brink of Nuclear war with each other, between Sligo and Leitrim.[/QUOTE]

It would suit the boardsiecutters and yourself if you were united but oh well you cant have anything.

You should both spy on each other using other boardsiecutters that could be FUN!

Maybe this group could be the start of peace between your two peoples a bridge between you. NAAH!

Star Lord · 02-05-2007 7:23pm

I cutted a board earlier. Am I in?

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 7:25pm

Absolutley!

WELCOME ABOARD BOARDSIE!

If you like you can be our master of ceremonies!

Heres your tux!

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 7:26pm

Well now we need a high priest a grand master a wizard and a parot.

The Bollox · 02-05-2007 7:32pm

I'll be the wizard, I mean with a few well chosen words I can make a girls knickers drop. pure magic

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 7:38pm

EXCELLENT!
ALTHOUGH WE MAY NEED YOU TO BROADEN YOUR POWERS OUT A BIT.

You know we are going to have a lot of Harry Pottering to be doing , actually make that Gandalfing yeah Gandalfing.

Ok Marts and you must have an apprentice to whom which you must pass on your magic secrets well not all of them i mean you know young people nowadays! But some of em.

So you need an apprentice any volunteers?

The Bollox · 02-05-2007 7:43pm

fair 'nuff. the master doesn't choose the student, the student chooses the master, sexy women need only apply

Lou.m · 02-05-2007 7:44pm

Sounds reasonable!

Now who will be our grand master and who will be our high priest and even more importantly who will be our parrot?

The Bollox · 02-05-2007 7:47pm

well Damo never shuts the F*CK up, he can be our parrot

littlesurfer · 02-05-2007 8:16pm

I think as the voice of reason I have to say at this point....

......is this a good idea?

Kojak · 02-05-2007 10:21pm

Our new charter...

Ruu_Old · 02-05-2007 10:24pm

I shall uphold this dere charter! *holds up*

cee_jay · 03-05-2007 12:23am

I nominate ME as high priestess

Jesus Wept · 03-05-2007 1:39am

cAr0l wrote:

I nominate ME as high priestess

I nominate you as beer wench.

Let the voting begin.

Black Swan · 03-05-2007 5:20am

Lou.m wrote:

Absof*****lootely!! YES YOU CAN:)

Bows. Hummmmmbly accepts charge of duty. Now looks for spicy love triangles to incite!

littlesurfer · 03-05-2007 8:44am

Again, as the voice of reason, I feel it is my duty to say.......

.....is this really a good idea?

Kojak · 03-05-2007 1:27pm

Some of our fellow members..

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 5:59pm

littlesurfer wrote:

I think as the voice of reason I have to say at this point....

......is this a good idea?

Thats the spirit little surfer. Question the status quo.

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:01pm

cAr0l wrote:

I nominate ME as high priestess

Fair enough! In fact you will need some priestesses to train up to HIGH priestess and i think you will also get to kick the priests butts aswell

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:03pm

cAr0l wrote:

I nominate ME as high priestess

Fair enough! In fact you will need some priestesses to train up to HIGH priestesses and i think you will also get to kick the priests butts aswell.:p

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:07pm

littlesurfer wrote:

Again, as the voice of reason, I feel it is my duty to say.......

.....is this really a good idea?

It has come to my attention that this job may get a bit boring for you little surfer and while we do NEED a voice of reason i think we may offer you another job aswell just to use you full abilities so aswell as being the voice of reason would you also like to be the voice of insanity and silliness if we promise to pay for the mental health costs due to any possible mental breakdown?

Feel free to say no of course.

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:08pm

Kojak wrote:

Some of our fellow members..

Who the F***k let them in? Oh well the more the merrier Lenny, Karl take a seat.

Jesus Wept · 03-05-2007 6:13pm

Lou.m wrote:

Who the F***k let them in? Oh well the more the merrier Lenny, Karl take a seat.

Lenny Leonard and Carl carlson

:D

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:17pm

The-Rigger wrote:

Lenny Leonard and Carl carlson :D

WOW I didn't even know we had a license to sell alchohol , hey we could have a club section with a bar like they do in golf clubs i do not drink myself but i enjoy merry company! And i am certain some people would appreciate an odd tipple.

I now declare the bar in the SECRET ORDER OF THE MOONLIGHT BOARDSIECUTTERS .......OPEN!!! (cuts ribbon).

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:25pm

I just thought of something i dont drink becuase i dont like the taste of alchohol or the idea of it reall BUT since this is the internet i can have VIRTUAL ALCHOHOL and get VIRTUALLY DRUNK.

Maybe i will try it sometime.

Hey guys you can get VIRTUALLY DRUNK and no hangover! And no embarrassing stories actually scrap that last one! It could still get embarrassing!

Jesus Wept · 03-05-2007 6:26pm

Who controls the boardsie crown?
Who keeps the moderators down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves the nest off the maps?
Who keeps After Hours under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who makes the Cuckoo's nest bizzare?
Who makes Angela Lansbury a star?
We do! We do!

Who keeps going through the night?
Who gives the other boardsies a fright?

We do! We do!

Lou.m · 03-05-2007 6:38pm

The-Rigger wrote:

Who controls the boardsie crown?
Who keeps the moderators down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves the nest off the maps?
Who keeps After Hours under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who makes the Cuckoo's nest bizzare?
Who makes Angela Lansbury a star?
We do! We do!

Who keeps going through the night?
Who gives the other boardsies a fright?

We do! We do!

Ah the great ancient song i applaud you rigger.:p

littlesurfer · 03-05-2007 7:03pm

as the voice of reason it seems only right to point out that filling out all these rolls at once would be nigh on impossible to do.....however, i might think to undertake an alternative position in addtion to my role as the voice of reason

The Secret Order Of The Moonlight Boardsiecutters

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