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Women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers

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  • 18-01-2009 12:36am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭


    Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

    They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

    “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

    He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

    The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.

    However, it fits into a wider body of research known as evolutionary psychology which suggests that both men and women are genetically predisposed to ruthlessly exploit each other to achieve the best chances of survival for their genes.

    The female orgasm is the focus of much research because it appears to have no reproductive purpose. Women can become pregnant whatever their pleasure levels.

    Pollet, and Professor Daniel Nettle, his co-author, believed, however, that the female orgasm is an evolutionary adaptation that drives women to choose and retain high-quality partners.

    He and Nettle tested that idea using data gathered in one of the world’s biggest lifestyle studies. The Chinese Health and Family Life Survey targeted 5,000 people across China for in-depth interviews about their personal lives, including questions about their sex lives, income and other factors. Among these were 1,534 women with male partners whose data was the basis for the study.

    They found that 121 of these women always had orgasms during sex, while 408 more had them “often”. Another 762 “sometimes” orgasmed while 243 had them rarely or never. Such figures are similar to those for western countries.

    There were of course, several factors involved in such differences but, said Pollet, money was one of the main ones.

    He said: “Increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women’s self-reported frequency of orgasm. More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms.”

    This is not an effect limited to Chinese women. Previous research in Germany and America has looked at attributes such as body symmetry and attractiveness, finding that these are also linked with orgasm frequency. Money, however, seems even more important.

    David Buss, professor of psychology at the University of Texas, Austin, who raised this question in his book The Evolution of Desire believes female orgasms have several possible purposes.

    “They could promote emotional bonding with a high-quality male or they could serve as a signal that women are highly sexually satisfied, and hence unlikely to seek sex with other men,” he said. “What those orgasms are saying is ‘I'm extremely loyal, so you should invest in me and my children’."

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5537017.ece

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Specially the Chinese women.......now ya gotta watch them .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭jpfahy


    So that's why I have women chasing after me, I thought it was my good looks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    i always thought this. but i also thought i was just being a bitter cynical old sod

    now turns out i'm right. i hate being right


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,561 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    *checks bank account*


    *weeps*


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭herya


    Read it this way - poor men's wives are stressed therefore can't orgasm.

    Hardly a news material then though :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,401 ✭✭✭✭cson


    If Kanye says so....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E

    Then it gots to be true


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I can see it now , George Cooney pulls another bird and she's only after his wallet . A good time Orgasim will be last thing she's intrested in ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    (reply to missing post)
    that wimmins are pre-programmed by evolution to go for the rich ****ers in the hope that the kiddies they push out will be better looked after.

    everyone is just a selfish c*nt subconsciously trying to do what is best for their (future) kids because that's what evolution is making them do. even if someone comes across as being genuinely 'nice', really they are after something. evolution, game theory all proves this ****. conciousness itself is just an illusion that gives you the will to survive, etc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,401 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Fact she's only after his wallet. George Cooney from Ballylanders weighs bout 20st but he does have 200acres with some prime road frontage.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The Q for BB and all the other reality shows are getting bigger by the day ...oh the shallowness


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    YEP, always give my women spades and pans to sift for the gold.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Jesus, is that what scientists are doing these days?? Have they given up trying to find a cure for cancer already???!!!???

    That is seriously a load of crap, and only refers to women who have no respect for themselves, no sense of pride, no shame, no independence.

    And as for the type of man who will happily settle with a woman he knows is only after his money?? Well, don't pretend to be surprised when you find out he's shagging his secretary!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    peanuthead wrote: »
    Jesus, is that what scientists are doing these days?? Have they given up trying to find a cure for cancer already???!!!???

    That is seriously a load of crap, and only refers to women who have no respect for themselves, no sense of pride, no shame, no independence.

    And as for the type of man who will happily settle with a woman he knows is only after his money?? Well, don't pretend to be surprised when you find out he's shagging his secretary!!

    so if you were a famous footballer or something you wouldn't date the really hot chicks that want to go out with you? Or would you do an Eddie Murphy style trip to the states, where no one will know you, to pick up a chick interested in you for you being such a sweetheart?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Do these men pay:confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I must be the exception to the rule, because my bank balance sucks like a cheap hooker and I ride like a fúcking stallion!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    peanuthead wrote: »
    Jesus, is that what scientists are doing these days?? Have they given up trying to find a cure for cancer already???!!!???

    That is seriously a load of crap, and only refers to women who have no respect for themselves, no sense of pride, no shame, no independence.

    And as for the type of man who will happily settle with a woman he knows is only after his money?? Well, don't pretend to be surprised when you find out he's shagging his secretary!!

    **** it i hope you're right. else i have no chance. not with recession Stephen in the way anyway


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Lets cut to the chase - you want to know about women?
    You want the truth? You can't handle the truth...

    1052map.jpg

    2nsqhs8.jpg

    30uejio.jpg

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    towel401 wrote: »
    **** it i hope you're right. else i have no chance. not with recession Stephen in the way anyway
    If my grandchildren ( if ever i have any) ask me '' G'dad, were you ever famous for anything in your life ? '' I'll be able to say ,Yup honey /jimbob ,ah wuz responsible for a recession once but only in name .


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Biggins wrote: »
    Lets cut to the chase - you want to know about women?
    You want the truth? You can't handle the truth...

    1052map.jpg

    2nsqhs8.jpg

    30uejio.jpg

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Great pics, but why did you design them?

    One word, "Issues".

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    Lets cut to the chase - you want to know about women?
    You want the truth? You can't handle the truth...

    1052map.jpg

    2nsqhs8.jpg

    30uejio.jpg

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    Phew ......thought it was another porn link .


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    so if you were a famous footballer or something you wouldn't date the really hot chicks that want to go out with you? Or would you do an Eddie Murphy style trip to the states, where no one will know you, to pick up a chick interested in you for you being such a sweetheart?

    I never said that it doesn't happen, all I'm saying that there is a certain type of woman who does that, and that is by no means all women!

    Sure some of those footballers/actors are as ugly as sin, and they have fantastic looking women on their arms, and thats fair enough. But to say that if one of them approached me that I would hop into bed with them in exchange for a designer handbag is wrong, because I , my dear, can afford my own designer handbag. And if I can't, Ill save for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    latchyco wrote: »
    If my grandchildren ( if ever i have any) ask me '' G'dad, were you ever famous for anything in your life ? '' I'll be able to say ,Yup honey /jimbob ,ah wuz responsible for a recession once but only in name .

    see, evolutionary pre-programming at it's best. you don't even have any grandchildren yet you are looking forward to telling them about the recession


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    They're only a gold digging ho if they fake it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    towel401 wrote: »
    see, evolutionary pre-programming at it's best. you don't even have any grandchildren yet you are looking forward to telling them about the recession
    No it isint a matter of telling the truth ,it's more about Kudo's with any possible future Grandchildren ...like cashing in on my fame ( without the cash) ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ




  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    This thread would have been 10x better in tLL.

    God damn, Ribbery is one cute mofo. Got that whole phantom of the opera thing going on.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    isn't the LL just for Ls to post in?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    isn't the LL just for Ls to post in?
    What gave you that idea? (Great place to pick up gold diggers)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Seanies32 wrote: »
    Great pics, but why did you design them?

    One word, "Issues".

    LOL :pac:

    The originals - not optimised for the web: http://rapidshare.com/files/185183680/Desktop.rar


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