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If you could be any animal ......

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    #32
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    maximoose wrote: »
    Not in Turkey apparently, those lions are running scared



    pwnage

    Yeah... and then you have crazy Egyptian bastards too.


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    #33
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Maybe an elephant. They live long and seem to be a friendly enough bunch of lads.


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    #34
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Id be one of my dogs. Those fuckers are so well cared for.


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    #35
    Mistyeyes321
    Registered Users Posts: 186 ✭✭Mistyeyes321


    Lion or Tiger for me beautiful creatures! I'm probably more like a Pole Cat though:eek:


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    #36
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    A lion. The only thing male Lions do is sleep, eat, ride and roar. They get the lionesses to do all the hunting. Tis a fine life.


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    #37
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Id be an aye aye.

    http://www.sharenator.com/worlds_strangest_looking_animals/2347/ayeaye-2296.html

    Seriously.Who would fcuk with something that looks like that?


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    #38
    aujopimur
    Registered Users Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    true-or-false wrote: »
    A dog. (Obviously one that's treated well)

    You get petted all day, fed meaty meatyness, get some plates after dinner (lots-o-gravy). Your gut can handle all sorts of gristle and bacteria (which means you get the meat leftovers and you get to chew anything you want). Can be completely contented by having sticks thrown at you. Great hearing and smell.

    Most importantly, you're loved by everyone, except soccer moms, who you can scare the crap out of just by going up to them wagging your tail.

    And you get a tail!
    Don't forget being able to lick your own knob and nuts.


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    #39
    Glico Man
    Registered Users Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    cesc77 wrote: »
    Id be an aye aye.

    http://www.sharenator.com/worlds_strangest_looking_animals/2347/ayeaye-2296.html

    Seriously.Who would fcuk with something that looks like that?

    It looks like its diseased and should be put down tbh


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    #40
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    aaronh007 wrote: »
    It looks like its diseased and should be put down tbh

    Clever little bugger,isnt he?

    Like I say.....I cant imagine he has many predators licking their lips when they see him.


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    #41
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    A Cougar...:D


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    #42
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    A cat

    Sleep 14 hours a day, laze around in front of the fire, get fat and just give evil looks to my owners all day


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    #43
    murrayp4
    Registered Users Posts: 969 ✭✭✭murrayp4


    LiamN wrote: »
    Although not an animal, a shark.

    How is a shark not an animal??


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    #44
    jimthemental
    Registered Users Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    murrayp4 wrote: »
    How is a shark not an animal??

    Doesn't have big enough arms.


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    #45
    Einhard
    Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I'd be a lion but I'd probably end up being the one chosen to fight some crazy Egyptian fooker in front of the Pyramids!!

    An eagle of course. So majestic, able to look down on the world. Plus you get to crap on the heads of people you don't like. :pac:

    And steal their babies...


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    #46
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    I would probably say dog too. In a home that loved me and was kind, and that I got lots of walks and play time.

    Other ones that might be fun for a few days though are
    Horse- would love the feeling of galloping full speed through some fields or a beach.
    Dolphin- they always look like they're having great craic.
    Parrot-I would have nice colorful feathers, and could amaze people with my massive vocabulary.
    Swan-People would feed me bread, I could swim about all day then soar into the sky when I got bored.
    Tarantula- I am terrified of them, but it might be fun to run around giving people frights for the day. Hee Hee.:D

    If they were real and not mythical I would choose a pegasus over all others.:)


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    #47
    ICE HOUSE
    Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭ICE HOUSE


    CROCODILE FTW!!!


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    #48
    osullic
    Registered Users Posts: 382 ✭✭osullic


    A wombat or a wolf


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    #49
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users Posts: 9,065 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    Golden Eagle - don't think there is a cooler animal than it.


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    #50
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    A pig. A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


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    #51
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    >.>


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    #52
    Elliemental
    Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    I'd like to be a spider. Then, I could really live life on the edge. I could scare the living sh1te out of people by popping out of the plug holes in their bathrooms, have loads of fun while dodging rolled up newspapers and flying shoes. I'd climb up the walls, just to see what its' like. Scare a few more people. It'd be great! (Or atleast it'd be great until I get squished.)


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    #53
    NotExactly
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭NotExactly


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    A Cock.

    You're already a dick though.:rolleyes:


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    #54
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Animal from the Muppets.

    http://www.jazzeddie.f2s.com/images/Muppets/animal19.jpg


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    #55
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Pied wagtail. Because, they look like they have a great time just hopping around the place looking so clueless.


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    #56
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    I would love to be a cat...especially the one I have. Loads of good food, loads of play time, loads of freedom. And an owner, who let's me walk away with blue murder :D


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    #57
    Da Shins Kelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Sloth. Sleeping about 23 hours a day, only leaving the tree to sh*t at the bottom of it. It would be awesome. Those guys live the dream.


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    #58
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Brachiosaurus.


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    #59
    TheBlueHaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭TheBlueHaze


    Has to be an Ostrich


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    #60
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    A shark that could fly

    aint nobody touching me then


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    #61
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    A midge. If ya can't beat em, join em.
    Also, think of the unlimited access to anywhere.


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