If you could be any animal ......

Elliemental · 10-06-2011 9:52pm

I'd like to be a spider. Then, I could really live life on the edge. I could scare the living sh1te out of people by popping out of the plug holes in their bathrooms, have loads of fun while dodging rolled up newspapers and flying shoes. I'd climb up the walls, just to see what its' like. Scare a few more people. It'd be great! (Or atleast it'd be great until I get squished.)

NotExactly · 10-06-2011 9:56pm

cosmicfart wrote: »

A Cock.

You're already a dick though.:rolleyes:

ascanbe · 10-06-2011 10:17pm

Animal from the Muppets.

http://www.jazzeddie.f2s.com/images/Muppets/animal19.jpg

cocoshovel · 10-06-2011 10:20pm

Pied wagtail. Because, they look like they have a great time just hopping around the place looking so clueless.

Lawrence1895 · 10-06-2011 10:39pm

I would love to be a cat...especially the one I have. Loads of good food, loads of play time, loads of freedom. And an owner, who let's me walk away with blue murder

Da Shins Kelly · 10-06-2011 10:43pm

Sloth. Sleeping about 23 hours a day, only leaving the tree to sh*t at the bottom of it. It would be awesome. Those guys live the dream.

Fizman · 10-06-2011 10:49pm

Brachiosaurus.

TheBlueHaze · 10-06-2011 11:00pm

Has to be an Ostrich

--LOS-- · 10-06-2011 11:05pm

A shark that could fly

aint nobody touching me then

Johro · 10-06-2011 11:13pm

A midge. If ya can't beat em, join em.
Also, think of the unlimited access to anywhere.

Badgermonkey · 10-06-2011 11:15pm

Do hybrids count as two?

Capt'n Midnight · 10-06-2011 11:29pm

Leanna Huge Statue wrote: »

"It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb" - so I'd be a lion.

It's more likely for a lion to live for a day than a lamb. This is because one of the first things male lions do when they take over a pride is kill all cubs.

Nephilim Wolf · 11-06-2011 1:15am

Definitely a grey wolf\timber wolf, because I love wolves so much. I even have a few wolf teddies as well.:D

deathrider · 11-06-2011 1:17am

A dinosaur... A fecking big one too!

grumula · 11-06-2011 1:28am

a prarie dog with only 3 legs,
or a ring tailed lemur that hid alcohol about the house and felt guilty about not telling the missus.
or a tapier that hated capaberas!

WoollyRedHat · 11-06-2011 1:31am

I'd be a cross between a fish and a bird, best of both worlds

So like an eel/eagle. Oh an eelgle, yeah

MugMugs · 11-06-2011 1:32am

I reeeeeeeeally wanna be a pig.

grumula · 11-06-2011 1:36am

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I'd be a cross between a fish and a bird, best of both worlds

So like an eel/eagle. Oh an eelgle, yeah

not an eageel?
say it with me, it's satisfying.

eeeeeeeeeeeaageeeeeeeeeeelllllll

WoollyRedHat · 11-06-2011 1:43am

grumula wrote: »

not an eageel?
say it with me, it's satisfying.

eeeeeeeeeeeaageeeeeeeeeeelllllll

Eageeeel... nah it sounds like I'm trying to speak french

orourkeda · 11-06-2011 1:57am

A fanny

milehip1 · 11-06-2011 12:07pm

A Cow in India

either that or a Koala or a Panda bear they have the life

Norwayviking · 05-07-2011 12:06pm

zeusnero wrote: »

) oh and I'd make sure to keep the fcuk away from Norwegian & Japanese shores...

Why are you afraid of ending up on the dinner table,lol:D

ejmaztec · 05-07-2011 12:10pm

Any animal except a rabbit, especially in Dublin.

Logical Fallacy · 05-07-2011 12:13pm

I'd be an Esquilax.

A horse born with the head of a rabbit.....and the body of a rabbit.

ejmaztec · 05-07-2011 12:19pm

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I'd be an Esquilax.

A horse born with the head of a rabbit.....and the body of a rabbit.

But the size of a horse

Logical Fallacy · 05-07-2011 12:26pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

But the size of a horse

Hehehe, this film scared the **** out of me when i was about 6.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY&NR=1

Tauriel · 05-07-2011 12:30pm

I'd be a panther

ejmaztec · 05-07-2011 12:35pm

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Hehehe, this film scared the **** out of me when i was about 6.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY&NR=1

I like the comment at the top of the list:

that's not funny my brother died that way.

starlit · 05-07-2011 12:37pm

A Panda. They are so cuddly, cute, warm, gentle type of bears. Nice coats. They are vegetarian too so that's good. Placid by nature.

Otherwise I'd be a penguin or a swan maybe a dog.

Kojak · 05-07-2011 12:45pm

doovdela wrote: »

A Panda.

That wouldn't be Sexual Harassement Panda, would it?

Fluorescence · 05-07-2011 12:46pm

Easy, I'd be an owl. You get to fly, turn your head 360* and do whatever you like. It'd be sweeeeet.

flutterflye · 05-07-2011 1:09pm

Definitely something wild.

Either a feline of some sort.
Any really.
Lion, tiger, cheetah, leopard etc...

Or else some sort of primate.
Maybe a capuchin- amazing little things.

Or maybe a snake.
Maybe a cobra or python.

Decisions are not my strong point.