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The "wrong hole" girl... and other rumours which turned out to be false

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  • 30-04-2008 9:27pm
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    AARRRGH
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    When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

    There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

    The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

    She didn't stop him!

    So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

    Obviously it's nonsense.

    The poor girl had to put up with this for years. :o

    Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?


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    #2
    AckwelFoley
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    I think we all believed the rumuorthat there were weapons in Iraq.

    Fail


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    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    We all knew someone who lived near the guy who had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own little dick.


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    phantom_lord
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    dublindude wrote: »
    When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

    There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

    The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

    She didn't stop him!

    So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

    Obviously it's nonsense.

    The poor girl had to put up with this for years. :o

    Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?


    lol, there was a guy from my school who actually did that. for realz. good times.


    edit: actually, come to think of it, that guy got paid to eat another guys pube too. a freak and a weird dude imo.


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    Fringe
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    There's some guy from my school who got that done to him. Yes. Him. Then he started boasting about it.


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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I remember so many girls in the first years of secondary school 'being' pregnant after giving a lad a bj.


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    #7
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I used to think the world was flat :(


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    AnonoBoy
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    Agamemnon wrote: »
    We all knew someone who lived near the guy who had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own little dick.

    I never knew someone who lived near Prince.


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    AnonoBoy
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    dublindude wrote: »
    Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

    That one about that God fellah. :rolleyes:

    Although on the 'wrong hole' thing - some girls really like that. And I mean a lot!


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    Theresalwaysone
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    Fringe wrote: »
    There's some guy from my school who got that done to him. Yes. Him. Then he started boasting about it.

    Wait. Where did u go to school?


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    snyper wrote: »
    I think we all believed the rumuorthat there were weapons in Iraq.

    Fail



    i could have sworn we knew better


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    phantom_lord
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    Theresalwaysone wrote: »
    Wait. Where did u go to school?

    a boarding school i suspect.


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    truecrippler
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    Maybe it was the "right-hole". Maybe he was taking a walk on the brown side.


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    Lockstep
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    Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

    He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck


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    Pj!
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    I used to believe Pluto was a planet.


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    Pyr0
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    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.

    He(Richard) gained the nickname Sh!tty d!ck

    I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.


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    randylonghorn
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    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Guy in college knew a girl who was doing it doggystyle with a lad when his dick popped in and out her brown eye, she said it was excurciatingly painful.
    And she actually believed it was accidental?!


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    antodeco
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    Pyr0 wrote: »
    I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

    Depends if your in prison...!

    Rumour that Asian womens fannys were sideways!

    lol @ randylonghorn! "oops! Sorry didnt mean to..." ;)


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    Lockstep
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    Pyr0 wrote: »
    I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

    N'or I, but rural women seem to have a problem with it.

    Prudes.


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    Blisterman
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    dublindude wrote: »
    When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

    There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

    The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

    She didn't stop him!

    So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

    Obviously it's nonsense.

    The poor girl had to put up with this for years. :o

    Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

    Funny, I knew a guy who had that rumour spread about him.

    His nickname was choco finger.


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    razorblunt
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    The one about a guy dislocating his hip playing some sport, when they reset it they caught one of his balls in the socket.


    If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!


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    arseagon
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    There was a rumour about me for ages that I kicked women in the ass for no reason. Not true at all.... It only happened the once.


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    Gillo
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    There was a guy who was in the year behind me at school who appearently only had one ba!!. I believed the rumor despite wondering how someone found this out.

    Slightly off topic, but myself and another guy in work managed to convince a girl last week, that that rumor about typing google into google will shut down the internet.


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    Gummy Panda
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    There was a rumour in my primary school that one of the lads ripped his sack when jumping over a wall that had barb wire. One of his balls got cut off so his mother put it in her handbag and brought him to hospital. Unfortunitly it was too late for his ball.

    We called him Johnny 1 ball :pac:


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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Oh yeah!

    And there was a lad a few years ahead of me in school. He was rumoured to have sucked his dog off. He also may or may not have had intercourse with said dog.

    He was known as Shep and still is (like 8 years later)


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    useful_contacts
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    dublindude wrote: »
    When I think about this story, I laugh, because it's so obviously total bollox.

    There used to be a girl who lived near us who was nicknamed "wrong hole".

    The story was she was on a date in the cinema, and herself and the date started kissing. He began groping her and then put his fingers in the "wrong hole".

    She didn't stop him!

    So she became known as "wrong hole". We really believed it was a true story.

    Obviously it's nonsense.

    The poor girl had to put up with this for years. :o

    Which obviously bollox rumours did you believe?

    That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull


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    AARRRGH
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    useful_contacts wrote: »
    That happened me during sex before and i yelled out "Ow wrong hole" so actually its not always bull

    Were you in the cinema when it happened?


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    AnonoBoy
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    razorblunt wrote: »
    If you got the number 10 on a Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free one!

    Baaawwwahhhaaahhahaaaaaa!!!!!! That's ridiculous.

    Everyone knows it was a number 7. :rolleyes:


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    #29
    Overheal
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    poor girl in my school had to put up with some rumours that she liked being fisted (still dont know - that could be true) and the worst, that she accidentally had a **** during sex. Damn she was hot though :D ****s McGee!


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    Xavi6
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    There was a lad in my area as well with the whole one testicle thing. He was called 'Odd Ball'.

    There were also the girls who thought they could get pregnant from kissing.


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    Jigsaw
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    Pyr0 wrote: »
    I don't see what the problem is with a bit of anal tbh.

    I watched a video about 20 minutes ago and there was a lady in it who seemed to enjoy a good spot of anal.

    Peter North was administering.


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