Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Heard the neighbours at it last night, how should I approach the subject

Options
24

Comments

  • Options
    #32
    paddydriver
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭paddydriver


    Next time you get a recording you gotta make sure she is screaming "fcuk me like the guy next door did..." then your winning:D


  • Options
    #33
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _"

    Probably that bird missing from the swedish house mafia concert, she'll be on her way back to cork soon, no need to worry.


  • Options
    #34
    lifelongnoob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭lifelongnoob


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
    I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
    I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

    jealous cos you weren't getting some?

    next time they are shagging, play the sound of sheep baa'ing really loudly and jump up n down on the bed grunting "oh yes baby yes baby harder harder"


  • Options
    #35
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Probably that bird missing from the swedish house mafia concert, she'll be on her way back to cork soon, no need to worry.

    That's my kinda humour.


  • Options
    #36
    V_Moth
    Registered Users Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭V_Moth


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
    I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
    I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

    Am I the only one wondering what that five letter word is? Could it be "pen0r" :confused:


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #37
    nbar12
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Leave a note asking them are they up for a bondage threesome. If they are, go in and tie the f*ckers up and douse them in holy water and proceed to cut his b*llocks off. Next, put them in a human centipede position. Join her face to his hairy arsehole and feed him his own b*llocks. Gradually over time the b*llocks will pass through his body and he'll sh*t it into her mouth.

    This will teach them not to have sex before marriage.


  • Options
    #38
    oddman2
    Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭oddman2


    Luckily you're not the only one to have had this issue. Make a game out of it!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsS4ppzfBuY


  • Options
    #39
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Next time get some baby oil and sit back and relax
    And when she starts moaning away then bait the fcuk out of your flute
    Then you'll feel like your Ridin her
    :D


  • Options
    #40
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    V_Moth wrote: »
    Am I the only one wondering what that five letter word is? Could it be "pen0r" :confused:
    Pagina maybe?


  • Options
    #41
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭Feisar


    kfallon wrote: »
    Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

    was never a fan of that sideways riding. Frontways and backways yea, but never took to sideways!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #42
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,414 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Write a book about it, you could make millions...


  • Options
    #43
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭Feisar


    kfallon wrote: »
    Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

    Was never a fan of that sideways riding. Frontways and backways yea, but never took to sideways!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Options
    #44
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭Feisar


    V_Moth wrote: »
    Am I the only one wondering what that five letter word is? Could it be "pen0r" :confused:

    Kebab is all I could come up with, maybe she has a vagina like a badly packed one?

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Options
    #45
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭Feisar


    When I was in college I was the offending party in an instance like this.

    The lad next door came round the day after and asked "are you the party animal?"

    I apologized profusely since he had a young family. I wasn't that loud but the walls were paper thin. I switched rooms with a mate of mine who led a quieter existence compared with mine at the time.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Options
    #46
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

    Sounds like he might need the rescuing not her.


  • Options
    #47
    BB99
    Registered Users Posts: 1 ✭BB99


    kfallon wrote: »
    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _"

    Ride me sideways was another one :pac:
    Just confront them and tell them to tone it down a bit and if that doesnt work replay the tape for them. That should get their attention


  • Options
    #48
    WhiteRose90
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭WhiteRose90


    leave a score card under their door of how you think they did :D


  • Options
    #49
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    ..i head ye were having sex last night i could hear everything,and no i didnt have to put a glass to the wall..


  • Options
    #50
    lifelongnoob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭lifelongnoob


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    ..i head ye were having sex last night i could hear everything,and no i didnt have to put a glass to the wall..

    tell them you had many **** while they were at it


  • Options
    #51
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    i mean how do you broach the subject without having them realise you heard?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #52
    davidgrn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭davidgrn


    kfallon wrote: »
    Ride me sideways was another one :pac:

    Legend.


  • Options
    #53
    getz
    Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    i mean how do you broach the subject without having them realise you heard?
    sell tickets,and when there is a queue at your door they will catch on


  • Options
    #54
    prinz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    You could alwaus approach the subject by coming up with something original the next time you feel like starting a thread. We've already had 'the neighbours are living in sin'.


  • Options
    #55
    Rebelkell
    Registered Users Posts: 113 ✭✭Rebelkell


    davidgrn wrote: »
    Legend.
    Ride me sideways comment is brilliant alright!


  • Options
    #56
    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Gigitygigitygigitygoo
    :D


  • Options
    #57
    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    You should put on some gay porn and play it very loudly. That'll teach 'm!


  • Options
    #58
    bren2001
    Registered Users Posts: 6,085 ✭✭✭bren2001


    Just print off this thread and nail it to their door, then burn the house down.


  • Options
    #59
    jmayo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,120 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Must have gone of for 3 quarters of an hour, just when I was trying to watch Vincent Browne in peace.
    I'm not sure if they're Catholic but I know they're not married, should I appeal to that ideal of no sex before marriage or is that a bit passe in today's world.
    The language the young lady used was just appalling, "f*ck me this way", "f*ck me harder", "eat my f*cking _ _ _ _ _", I shudder playing the tape back.
    I've made a recording you see to play for her parents next time I see them visiting.
    There's still a chance she can be rescued from this den of debauchery.

    I can't believe it.
    You admit to watching Vincent Browne and even worse trying to listen to him.

    BTW you could turn the sound on the TV down and just listen to them next door.
    Shure wouldn't it make it more interesting watching Browne interviewing some of his regular guests like clare daly or mary lou. :D
    Although it might get morally confusing for you when he has that blondie from Wexford on.

    PS are these the same two that were living in sin ?


  • Options
    #60
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Is this thread for real or just a parody of the curtain twitching morally conservative holy joes we used to encounter back in the day? Can't make my mind up :D


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #61
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    What's wrong with just staring in the window and masturbating, like any normal person?

    Phew! and I thought it was just me that had an illness.


Advertisement